So I figure that super mario galaxy dwarfs everything else released on the wii thus far, perhaps even on any other home console.... after waiting all week playing phone tag with Toy'R' Us of all places, (being the cheap bastard that I am I wanted my 25 dollar gift card.... more on that later....) I finally got a copy after a series of "not available" "We did not receive a shipment today" and the gut wrenching *getting to the store and being a second too late to arrive to see a man(father?) buying the last copy*... Well toys R Us stashes copies but whatever Friday morning it was MINE!

After preparing myself thoroughly with prolonged sessions of both Super mario Bros 3 and Mario 64 I arrived at the conclusion taht I'd wait for my brother to get home, after all he was looking forward to it too.... but then work got in the way and I went out and yea whatever ok Saturday morning, we are in business...

I think in the last 5 years I have never woke up a saturday morning and wanted to play a video game so bad, I think it dates back to ummmmm... hmmm damn... saturday morning cartoons... I looked forward to it from the night before opting to not drink so id be good the morning after...

ANYWAY I KNOW I WROTE ALL THAT TO SET YOU UP HERES THE PRIZE

In the spirit of the release I had a devious Idea.... combining two natural wonders, stars and pancakes I concocted this:



now being the purist that I am I tried to decorate using syrup but got the cockeyed star you see before you, yet I can surely say that unless you had scarlett johanssen for breakfast... no you COULD HAVE HAD scarlett johanssen for breakfast and mine would have been more epic... easily

oh and mario galaxy is compressed happiness, Im almost sad i didnt pay 50 dollars for it