...Since everyone else seems to despise her.

So Left 4 Dead comes out here on the Emerald Isle tomorrow, and I'll be picking up the 360 version mainly because my PC hates my guts and dies when it attempts to run something more advanced than KotOR II. So with the guys on the site having called dibs on everything from the socially relevant black guy, to the stereotypical Alzheimer's-stricken old man, I feel I must stake my claim on the obligatory female charcter. Yes, that was a double entendre.

Zoey is the character that you love to play as when nobody's looking.



Am I right? Of course I am. You love to hear her erotically breathing heavily while fleeing from large-tongued Smokers and fat bastards that explode in your face.

She's based on Chell from Portal, who in turn, is based on her voice actor. Who is also Zoey's.



There's no point in tiptoing around it; Alesia Glidewell is damn hot. So it makes sense that they'd base the only female in the group off the attractive VA. Don't lie; you would too.

I can't goddamn stand Francis either.



Look at him, standing there, grinning nonchalantly and whatnot.
It's forgivable for Bill and Louis because A. Bill's old and B. Louis is dressed like Shaun (of the Dead), but Francis has no excuse other than being a sex-starved biker deviant.

So, why dibs?
Because I play games naked. That's enough of a reason for anyone.