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I'm FUNKTASTIC yo! ^_^

Now that that's out of the way, my name is Jon and I'm from Calgary, Alberta, Canada. I'm currently going to University studying Business. I have probably one of the BIGGEST collections of video games that most people will ever see, and my collection of "swag/promos/standees/collectables/soundtracks" is MASSIVE. I'm currently at around 1,500 games, of which I truly enjoy or have bought for collector's value. I also own some of the rarest collectables around.

Some of my favorite games are: Final Fantasy X, Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, Jet Grind Radio, Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence, Goldeneye, Okami, Shenmue II, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Kingdom Hearts II, The World Ends With You, Breath of Fire III, Final Fantasy VI, Perfect Dark, Bubble Bobble, Chrono Trigger, and Beyond Good & Evil.

THE SETUP

THE SETUP 07/06/08

THE PREQUEL

A Compulsive Collector's Haul Prequel - "What'd You Get? - Jealous of PAX Attendees Edition!"

A COMPULSIVE COLLECTOR'S HAUL!

~First Entry!~

~MARVEL & DISGAEA Edition!~

~Very Late Halloween and COUNTINGCONFLICT ROCKS Edition~

~Super awesome THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU Edition!~

~EPIC SNES, 700th Game, Atlus, and Swag Edition!~

~Christmas & Persona 4 Edition!~

~I Should Update More Often, ATLUS Games, and JoeCamNet Rocks Edition!~

~800th Game, EPIC Haul, lastSKYsamurai Rules, and Club Nintendo Edition!~

~TOPHER & TOMOPOP ROCK, Awesome PlayStation Rarities, Final Fantasy Potions, & A New Standee Edition!~

~EARTHBOUND + LUNAR, RPG + ATLUS Lovin', Awesome Goozex, Anus Mcphanus Contest Winnings, & RFGO Trading Edition!~

~Video Games Live, Birthday, 50+ Games, Atlus, Just Goddamn Click The Link Edition!~

~Mega Late PRE-PAX, 900th and 950th Games, From One Collector To Anoter, RFGO Trading, and Tons of Awesome Edition!~

~I'm 2 Months Late . . . PAX Edition!~

~1,000 GAMES! 1,000 GAMES! 1,000 GAMES!~

~Trading Forum & Final Fantasy X-2 Edition!~

~Wry Guy, Dtoid Secret Santa, & Holiday Edition!~

~Why I <3 The Trading Forum Edition!~
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You want a Game Setup . . . THIS is an EPIC Game Setup/Collection! - UPDATED!
Funktastic | 3:16 AM on 07.06.2008 47 comments


QUICK UPDATE! 07/10/08

So, some people were saying my setup looked cluttered and all, and well I decided to take a "zoomed" out shot of my setup to show, while there's a lot of stuff, it's actually well organized and not too cluttered! I'm also sharing my 600th game with you guys! The "update" pictures will precede my initial setup!



My setup from a distance. There's a lot of stuff, but I wouldn't say it's cluttered, although ignore the bottom right of the picture, since that's all crap from my storage room I was cleaning up.



Games I've gotten since my original post . . .



Secret of Evermore . . . GAME #600!

*ORIGINAL BLOG POST*

So, first things first! This setup has as of today (July 5, 2008) 597 games spanning 23 consoles/handhelds. That number usually increases every week, but I'll never get to posting my setup if I don't draw the line somewhere. Things to consider before looking:

A) I collect all things game, from games, to swag, to promos, to soundtracks, to figures, etc.
B) My Dad collects booze, that is why you’ll see a fair amount of it in some of my pictures.
C) I also really like Star Wars, football (soccer to those of you who don’t respect the beautiful game), and hockey.
D) Some games I collect purely cause I know that they're going to be hard to find, although usually they're really good games anyways! (ie. Atlus, NIS games)
E) I do something most "normal" collectors don't. I open EVERYTHING regardless if I never intend to play it, that way I can say it's mine.
F) If a game has a limited edition or whatnot, odds are I'll have to get it, since I'm a sucker for those kinds of things.
G) I HATE anything "Greatest Hits" and whatnot, and the 3 or so games I have of that, I'm looking to replace.
H) I keep track of my collection on Gamespot *cringe* and an Excel file my friend (who has MORE games than me, less swag though) spent over 100 hours making, of which I contributed MAYBE 10 to, lol.
I) I know my TVs suck, but one's my "retro" gaming TV and the other . . . I have no excuse.

Now on to the collection . . . (Note: I tried to Photoshop a panoramic view of my setup, but it failed miserably! -_-')



My beloved Kingdom Hearts II Standee and a poster and wallscroll.



My SUPER AWESOME Limited Edition Giant Silver Darth Vader PEZ Dispenser, Vader Standee, and Wii Countdown Clock. Due to the fact my panoramic view didn't work, there's also a Devil May Cry 3 wallscroll to the right of the Scarface poster.



My "retro" cabinet, with NES, SNES, Sega Genesis/Sega CD. Also, my SNES games! Probably my favorite and most cherished part of my collection! I've got almost all the really big names that everyone wants/has.



Final Fantasy XII and Han Solo Standees, my 4 Guitar Hero bundles, Rock Band as well, and original PSOne and Turbografx-16 on the ground, and some limited editions games.



My little stand/table by my couch, note the Chrono Trigger Clock, and Club Nintendo 2008 Calendar.



Some of my pride and joy, since we get screwed over in North America with our "Club Nintendo." I have 86 things registered on My Nintendo, and all I've gotten was a Zelda Feather Stylus and a Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Preview disc. Here (in clockwise order) is a Rainbow Stylus set, Nintendo's original puzzle product the Star Tenbillion, Club Nintendo Gamecube Controller, Mario Hat DS Carrying Case, Super Mario Galaxy Original Sound Track Platinum Edition, Wii Remote that functions as a TV Remote, 2004 Gamecube preview disc, and 2006-07 Animal Crossing Calendar.



My first cabinet of epic swag and games.



My PS2 game collection. Note the Kingdom Hearts Final Mix Platinum Edition, Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix+ with Another Report Bonus, FFX Japanese with Other Side Bonus, FFX International, FFX-2: International + Last Mission, FFXII International Zodiac Job System, Dragon Quest & Final Fantasy in Itadaki Street Special, and various Atlus and NIS games! (Just for you Hamza, Dale, and Colette!) There's also some of my sweet swag!



More sweet swag. Of note would be: Autographed Video Games Live 2008 program, Okami Buddha Board, and Castlevania 20th Anniversary Bonus! Below that is my PSOne and PSP game collections. Nothing really special for PSOne, just your typical awesome RPGs and such. For PSP I imported one of my favorite games, Breath of Fire III from Europe, as well as Dragon Quest & Final Fantasy in Itadaki Street Portable and Tales of Phantasia: Full Voice Edition from Japan.



Here's my Sega console stuff. Cool Spot I got signed by Tommy Tallarico at Video Games Live, and I'm lucky enough to have not one, but TWO Dreamcasts! Anyone who hasn't played Skies of Arcadia, Shenmue, Shenmue II, or JET GRIND RADIO . . . I might hate you, lol. My rarest things here would be my Sonic Adventure 10th Anniversary Edition, and What's Shenmue? Below are all my Nintendo Powers, and various other gaming magazines, as well as my numerous art books.



Coffee table with some of my controllers and my friend lent Assbox 360 that I'm using until it RROD's.



My numerous art cels and such from promos and pre-orders. A few posters as well, but the VGCats one is epic, since it's signed and addressed to me by the great Scott Ramsoomair!



Here, look at more consoles! My NES collection which has TENGEN TETRIS IN BOX WITH INSTRUCTIONS! If you don't know what that means, Wikipedia it! My boxed SNES games, my small stack of TG-16 games, and all my N64 games. I have TWO Ocarina of Times, because one is Collector's Edition with gold cartridge and all, and one is not.



My other cabinet of games.



First up is like my 80ish games on DS, which is now roughly tied with the number of PS2 games I have. Most notable are the Atlus titles, but I also have Game & Watch Collection and Tingle's Balloon Fight, which are both Club Nintendo Japan exclusives. I also have both Ouendans, both Jump Superstar games, Itadaki Street DS, and Tales of the Tempest. I also have my Neo Geo Pocket Color with games, as well as normal GB and GBC games there as well. Below is my Assbox, Assbox 360, and PS3 games. I have Marvel vs. Capcom 2 on Assbox and Dreamcast, only missing the most coveted PS2 version. Note the super awesome light blue Japanese Game Gear!



Wii and Gamecube games! Lots of swag too, like my Twilight Princess Master Sword and Hylian Shield and unopened Super Mario Bros. 2 Suspenders from god knows when. Nothing really too special with these sets of games, aside from having Tommy Tallarico autograph my Metroid Prime games.



Hmmm, here's more GBC games and my GBA collection. Lots of DS styli swag and stuff too. Lots of hard-to-find Atlus titles and in my world, the super awesome Jet Grind Radio! It also appears I'm out of room if I want to get any new guides . . . -_-'



My swag table/area. Note the Okami print on the wall! That's actually MADE by another Destructoid member, sylphx (the Spore Final Fantasy monsters guy), who asked me to mention he's selling prints. He's a big homo though, so don't buy from him! =P Also, those of you who are big Halo fans, what's the big deal with the shiny reflective Halo 2 poster I have? When I bought it from eBay, I had like 3 people email me asking if I would resell it to them for like quadruple what I paid.



Mini hockey jerseys, sticks, and trophies. Ultimate Collector's Series Lego TIE Intercepter. Various figures, plushies, and swag. Notice the PS2 Dragon Quest Slime Controller, and my Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles E3 Press Box.



Under the desk, where I store all my boxes and stuff I can't fit anywhere else. Note the IN BOX V-Saturn I just picked up yesterday, Beatmania, Taiko Drum Master, etc.

So . . . that’s my game collection . . . that's also a LOT of text and pictures, but hopefully you took the time to enjoy it. I figured my first Destructoid post should be epic, and hopefully this was. But wait . . .

BONUS ROUND!



So here is a small glimpse into my room. This is where I keep all my soundtracks, DVDs, shirts, and a few figures. If there's enough interest, I might do a blog about my soundtracks and how to avoid fake Hong Kong and Taiwanese ones, but that'll be another day. Also, those are all football (soccer once again for some of you) magazines! Also take note of the 1-Up Mushroom and barely visible Paragoomba plushies in the top left of the picture! The most notable things are my Breath of Fire Original Soundtrack Special Box, of which if what I’ve googled is true, only 5000 were ever made, my Kingdom Hearts Original Soundtrack Complete Box, and my Final Fantasy X Auron figure.



Here are my soundtracks and DVDs. Notice BOTH volumes of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show! and The Legend of Zelda Animated Series, two versions of FFVII: AC, and all 3 seasons of the best show TV ever had . . . ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT! Once again, I have something autographed by Tommy Tallarico, which would be my Earthworm Jim Anthology soundtrack! Also, if you go to Europe, get Lynx! It's the European equivalent to Axe, only it smells and works better, lol.



DOMO-KUN and DOMO-CUBE!



My most notable shirt is the light brown one in the middle bottom row. It’s from being in the 1st place cabin at the 2005 Camp Hyrule hosted by Nintendo, so I’m assuming that about only 500 of those exist in the world.

Well that's it! If you have any questions about what games, soundtracks, or crap I have, comment or send me a message!

For helping in my game collection and just being generally awesome, I give a shout out to the following people who work at EB Games, Cash Converters, and Video Game Trader: Joe, Ashley, Kevin, Safwan, Justin, Kyle, Dave, Dan, James, Steve, Jeff, Chris, and Karen.

Also, sylphx . . . he loves COCKS!



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Zulu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 04:08
Zulu
Holy crap man, this collection is amazing! The thing I'm most envious of is that old ass retro TV you have. Playing N.E.S on anything else seems out of place.
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 04:08
Conrad Zimmerman
Impressive but Guitar Hero Aerosmith? Even if I were a completionist, I'd probably be ashamed to have that in my house.
Dyson's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 04:38
Dyson
The title of the post does not lie.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 04:39
nebones
Holy shit, impressive collection!
van's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 04:40
van
where's the porn stash?
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 04:49
Teta
OMG great collection.
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 05:27
Pedro Blandino
I CLAIM EPIC PHOTOSHOP he shooped my chrono cross clock on to his pictures!

your whole set up is in question now!
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 05:58
Aziel13
<3 I sop do want you DOMO-kun collection
Gantz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 06:34
Gantz
I really need to know your secret to getting all that promo stuff.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 07:11
Justice
That really is a nice set up.
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 07:30
Anus Mcphanus
Holy cow that is amazing! Shame on you for not having a HD-TV though but ZOMG a V-Saturn!!!!!!
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 09:11
B-Radicate
That is indeed a pretty epic collection. Very nice.

Since this is your first post I'd usually say something like "welcome," but after that... I feel more like I need to thank you. Thank you, kind sir. May I have another? Haha.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 09:57
TrailerParkJesus
iJealous
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 10:01
EternalDeathSlayer
This is amazing.
Kinji's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 10:35
Kinji
Wow... I dunno what to say... I'm drooling.
How long ago did you start seriously collecting?
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 10:41
Kryptinite
Holy shit dude. That's ridiculous. Makes me setup look like child's play. Now I don't feel so bad on the amount of money I spend on games. Thanks :)
omar's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 10:49
omar
I love You <3


P.S. I came!! xD
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 10:52
BluDesign
I spent my money on a giant-ass TV and Blu-rayz, so it evens itself out. Still nice setup. Also, I agree with juggernaut.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 10:56
Maurice Tan
That is amazing, except for that VGcatz poster which made me kill myself just now. Sorry, I had to do it!
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 11:12
Chocobo Knight
It's nice to see I'm not the only person who collects all the Harvest Moon plushies. XD
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 11:23
Velt
EPIC!!

A question: why you have WoW stashed with the other movies?
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 12:15
Teta
I was reading your post, (now sober), and I read this:
"I open EVERYTHING regardless if I never intend to play it, that way I can say it's mine."
That is the spirit, I always feel strange when people buy stuff and leave them on boxes.
bovine's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 12:28
bovine
you have an awful lot of things.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 12:29
Spartacus
Holy holy holy crap, my rolling-in-cash friend. That is an epic collection.

Also, protip: for making panoramic shots, use Autostitch.
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 12:34
13thDragon
Holy. Shit.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 12:45
MechaMonkey
Holy crap... what do you do for a living to afford all this?
sylphx's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 13:03
sylphx
lolz, that's the thing he can't afford it.
Although he is good at finding crazy deals on ebay.

also... Funktastic is a retard.
Funktastic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 13:07
Funktastic
So, a few things:
A) How the crazy hell do I fix this thing up, and like make my thumbnail pictures in 2 rows, so my blog isn't super stretched and crap?
B) Anyone know what the Destructoid font is and where to get it?
C) Thanks for all the comments, and I've been told by a friend I should take a zoomed out view of the room just to show it's actually organized and crap, so expect that soon.

@ Conrad Zimmerman: I still don't see what everyone has against Guitar Hero: Aerosmith, aside from it being somewhat like Rock the 80's with only like 35 songs. Plus, I like Aerosmith, and odds are you'll NEVER see stupid ass Metallic in my house!

@ Pedro Blandino: Is it only me, or do I only see like a partial picture that you posted?

@ Aziel13: I just realized I should've posted my DOMO-KUN SHIRT along with my video game shirts! ^_^

@ Gantz: The secret is knowing awesome people at your EB Games or Gamestop, although in Canada we get scammed like none other on our promos . . . -_-'

@ UnstoppableJuggernaut: Refer to Part C of this response, as it's actually not that cluttered, plus if you get a game, you should try to have it COMPLETE, aka, with boxes and such! =P

@ Kinji: Well I've been gaming since I was 3, but cereally (yes, I spell it like that cause of South Park =P) I probably started "really" collecting maybe 5 years ago?

@ Kryptinite: Hahaha! No problem mate! Although . . . you willing to sell one of those Virtual Boys?

@ Professor Pew: If you look really close, in the top leftish part of the poster, he even drew a quick freehand Leo! =D

@ Chocobo Knight: Hooray'd! I mean they're so cute and adorable! Although, we got scammed in Canada, and we didn't get the cat . . . T_T

@ Velt: It's also with my "computer games" like Star Wars: Empire at War and C&C3: Kane Edition. I have every Command and Conquer game in existence, except Renegade . . . =(

@ Spartacus: I'll give it a shot in a bit, but UBC? Ewww . . . lol.

@ MechaMonkey: I'm a poor university student . . . although co-op work terms and having mini-businesses to make money helps. Also, a lot of my games are used, so Cash Converters is like god, plus any used game I get, I clean it with rubbing alcohol and tape so I get all the dirt/scuffs and sticky crap off the cases.
Tamz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 13:50
Tamz
Gad dayum!
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 16:05
GuitarAtomik
I feel sorry for you if you ever have to move. Holy shit.
Liz Alexander's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 16:05
Liz Alexander
I is jealous
JamnOnTheOne's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 16:05
JamnOnTheOne
all that stuff and no arcade or pinball machines.

...for shame.
Marc of Arabia's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 16:32
Marc of Arabia
Henshin a go-go baby!
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 18:19
braulio09
holy shit the copyright infringement Tetris? Your collection is too epic. :O
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 19:36
welkstar
you win!
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2008 22:56
Skribble
WOAH! LOOK AT THAT T.V!
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2008 04:53
Batthink
Envy. Pure envy. O_O
Critical Damage's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 07:51
Critical Damage
You sir, are a champion among men. I am a pretty big collector myself, but I am now shamed, and I must go fall upon my own sword.

Awesome collection.
Mr Wilson's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2008 10:01
Mr Wilson
Wow
lastSKYsamurai's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2008 07:03
lastSKYsamurai
WOW! I love your FFXII & KHII Stand, aswell as your Dragon Quest VIII Poster! If i lived in America? I would love to just walk around your pad & chat about all your cool stuff! Oh man, right here, you get some Magor cred for your VG Cats Poster!
Clyde's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2008 01:17
Clyde
very nice collection, makes me jealous ;) however small my collection is I have a couple of items that would fit nicely in yours

Marvel vs Capcom PS2
REZ vibrator (japan exclusive)
Metal Slime controller
Sealed SMT : Nocturne with game guide

keep it up !
TimO42's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2008 01:55
TimO42
Wonderful collection sir! You've got a ton of gems I'd love to put into my collection. I made my first blog here about my collection too. I've since gained about 7 more consoles and at least 100 games. I mainly collect consoles more so than games. Check it out here. I think I should update mine too. It's been a while ;)
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2008 18:23
garison
Hey Funktastik,

I dare you to GIVE ME ALL of your games.

no, seriously.
el_chack's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2008 19:41
el_chack
So sexy!
larktenchi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2010 03:23
larktenchi
Funktastic! Do an Updated Blog about your Gaming Setup! :)
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