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I'm FUNKTASTIC yo! ^_^

Now that that's out of the way, my name is Jon and I'm from Calgary, Alberta, Canada. I'm currently going to University studying Business. I have probably one of the BIGGEST collections of video games that most people will ever see, and my collection of "swag/promos/standees/collectables/soundtracks" is MASSIVE. I'm currently at around 1,500 games, of which I truly enjoy or have bought for collector's value. I also own some of the rarest collectables around.

Some of my favorite games are: Final Fantasy X, Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, Jet Grind Radio, Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence, Goldeneye, Okami, Shenmue II, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Kingdom Hearts II, The World Ends With You, Breath of Fire III, Final Fantasy VI, Perfect Dark, Bubble Bobble, Chrono Trigger, and Beyond Good & Evil.

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A COMPULSIVE COLLECTOR'S HAUL!

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A Compulsive Collector's Haul - Retro and New Hardware Edition! (5 Months)
Funktastic | 1:27 PM on 03.20.2011 24 comments


Dag yo! So, I’ll finally be kind of caught up with my backlog of A Compulsive Collector’s Haul blogs . . . kind of! Hahaha! This is my final entry into my “5 Months” mini-series and I’d say it ends with quite the bang! I get to being my January to current editions after this, but I’ll try to get that into one blog. Still, we have the Hardware and Figures I’ve gotten from the past 5 months or so. We have stuff spanning from the NES days to the current day in terms of hardware and peripherals! Also, we have some ballin’ figures from one of my favorite video game series! I have a couple things I could “mock” about in my usual pre-haul mini-rant, but I’m lazy and I guess I’ll be nice this week, hahaha! Still, on with the show!



You may be wondering why you see a plate/bowl of food in one of my hauls. It’s because I almost forgot I had this picture as I was inspired by the super, awesome, kickass, ultra kind and friendly, all round superstar Aubrey (who does PR for Deep Silver and the highly anticipated Dead Island) to make some linguine and clams, after seeing a picture of them she had in Japan. Here is my version, which is slightly edited with I believe to be spaghettini and you can’t see it, but I used a white wine reduction/sauce to cook the clams and pasta in. It was delicious. Many thanks for the inspiration yo! ^_^



So, I’ve only ever had like a light blue Game Gear from Japan that my uncle brought me when I was like 13 or something. I’ve seen many come and go from the best store ever (Cash Converters), but I finally decided to pick this bad boy up, since it was in box and I thought it was about time. Boxed stuff just rules eh?



I know this sounds dumb, but until I actually saw these, it never dawned on me that Nintendo sold separate NES Controllers. Well, lo and behold, they did! Boxed NES Controllers (2 of them) from the best store in the universe as per usual!



Holy hell! I have been looking for this guy for what seems like FOREVER! Let’s put it like this, my homeboy Diamond Dave and homegirl Suzanne have both been working at Cash Converters for like 10 years (I hope that’s right) and this is the FIRST EVER . . . R.O.B. Robotic Operating Buddy . . . they have EVER seen! If you’ve seen some of the stuff I’ve picked up from there (which if you haven’t, then you really shouldn’t be viewing this blog, hahaha!), it gives you a pretty damn good idea how hard it is to get or even see one of these buggers! He has everything with him and he’s in WORKING condition! It even still has like the “disc” warnings on it! You have no idea about the kind of happy I was when I saw this guy! It was indescribable! Seriously, you guys are THE BEST and have made me all kinds of happy with this guy! I’m very lucky to know some of the nicest and best people around . . . <3



It’s pretty damn hard to top the last picture and well . . . this one doesn’t really come close . . . hahaha! Here we have a Disney Epic Mickey Paintbrush, which actually functions as a nunchuk. It’s a pretty damn cool and well made peripheral for the console and it looks cool, plus it wasn’t all that expensive, which is why I picked it up.



Nothing overly special here either. Just another Game Boy Color that I’m slowly collecting every color of. This time we have Kiwi joining the like other two I already have.



Well . . . I’m a tard! >_< I succumbed to stupidity and bought this Mario 25th Anniversary Wii Console, even though I already have a Wii, with like 4 remotes and nunchuks and . . . yeah . . . -_-‘ I mean, limited edition, Mario, different color . . . it was too good to resist! *is trying to make himself feel better*



Yeah . . . well . . . to be fair on this one, I don’t have a DSi XL, but I don’t want to open this one to use, even though they’re way more awesome to play games on, since this is also a Mario 25th Anniversary one. Also, I in theory now have 2 copies of Mario Kart DS now . . . *sigh* . . .






Have I mentioned that my Cash Converters is the HANDS DOWN THE BEST STORE IN THE UNIVERSE? Have I? Seriously? If I haven’t, please do tell me so I can reiterate it is! =) Here we have a Street Figther 15th Anniversary Edition Arcade Stick that works for both the PlayStation 2 and Xbox. There’s obviously some noticeable damage to the outer box, but seriously, where and when the hell would you have a chance to pick something like this up, even without the box? Pretty much . . . NEVER! I’m privileged to know some of the nicest and best people. I owe Aron this time for this beauty. So the first two pictures are just of the box, showing off some gorgeous artwork and the characters in the numerous games on the back. The third picture shows how the front flap can lift up and has a nice see through layer to look at the fight stick. That “window” flap can also lift up so that’s how you actually get the fight stick out of the box. The fourth picture shows the fight stick in all its glory. If I may say so, even though this is for the last generation of consoles, this is one damn sexy fight stick! d(‘-‘d)




Even the instruction manual for the fight stick is pretty. I don’t care that it reuses the art from the box and the fight stick and everything, it’s just that it’s colorful and looks like so much care and attention has been put into it that makes me appreciate it. Keep in mind, this was a used product, but it also still had the super long poster of like the entire cast of the Street Fighter series up to this point in like perfect condition! I need to get that thing flattened, framed, and put on a wall somewhere! Still, much, much, much love to my favorite store and people again! ^_^




Okay, this is getting ridiculous! An IN BOX SUPER FAMICON? As the great GOB would say . . . COME ON! I don’t care that it’s the Hong Kong version and not the Japanese one, since it’s still authentic and it still works. Look at that box! Seriously! I live in Canada, I bought this from a used goods store . . . think about that for a moment. Seeing one of these would already be a tough task, but seeing one IN BOX? Look at the console in the second picture! No stupid yellowing or discoloring or anything. A nice clean, sleek, and sexy console, with a controller to boot! It’s so nice I don’t even care that it’s missing another controller with it. Seeing this up for sale at the store I spend more at than anywhere else just simply makes me love my life! =D



So, along with the Super Famicon, I managed to snag this little ditty from Cash Converters as well. At first, I had no idea what the hell it was, then I figured out that it actually attaches to the console through the cartridge slot. A bit more internet sleuthing led to find out that this was essentially a floppy disk extension that you could use to play emulated/downloaded games! Good old piracy and stealing even in the good old days . . . =P Hahaha! I haven’t had the chance to try this thing out yet, but I have literally a box full of floppy disks to try out.





Diamond Dave is seriously the most awesome guy around! Here we have an in box Sega Activator peripheral for the Genesis. It’s pretty much one of the worst “controllers” ever created and sold to mankind, which makes it that much more of a novelty! Even our Robot Founder did an article back in the day about its crappiness! Seriously, open that link in a new tab/window and see how retarded it is, hahaha! You can also see in the second picture the obscene number of instructional pamphlets that accompanied the damn thing. The last picture features the whole shebang, with the thing in the middle being a mousepad, just so you can get an idea of how big the thing is. I haven’t tried it yet, but if you watch the video in the above link, I don’t think I’ll be able to meet all the requirements in order to do so, hahaha!

So ends my mini-series within a series of 5 months of catch-up. There’s actually some stuff I haven’t included, because I’ll be using those things for a separate blog that should be upcoming. Finally being able to finish this mini-series though, means that I’m actually re-backlogged about 2 months. So expect that stuff to come in the next few weeks, a special import edition, plus some kickass custom ordered stuff. Many thanks for stopping by and until next time, latez mates!



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Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2011 13:46
Elsa
very awesome stuff in that haul!!!
Grimstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2011 13:50
Grimstar
I'm going to steal your ROB one day. :(
bbain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2011 14:03
bbain
Woah! Nice ROB you've got there! This makes me want to post about all of my cool shit.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2011 14:35
ScottyG
Oh wow, good find on the ROB. :D
HandsomeBeast's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2011 15:35
HandsomeBeast
The article for the link has nothing but spam in the comments (or maybe just some effed up HTML)! Great haul as always; I'm forever jealous!
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2011 16:45
DaedHead8
You always find such awesome stuff, I'm so incredibly jealous. The R.O.B., the Japanese SNES and the SF arcade stick are all things I wouldn't mind taking off your hands some day, should you ever find this game collecting business boring. I know that's a long shot but really I'm just calling dibs on that R.O.B.
Funktastic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2011 18:53
Funktastic
@BBAIN
Please do so! That's still one of the reasons I continue with this series of blogs, so others will hopefully post their stuff! I just like looking at the cool stuff people have for the most part and I hope it's the same with others in regards to me.

@HANDSOMEBEAST
If you look at the date of that article, it's actually like from 5 months after Niero started the site. I'm somewhat surprised they actually kept everything from back in the day!

@DAEDHEAD8
Great . . . now I'm supposed to add you to the list of people who want stuff in case I decide to sell . . . hahaha . . . =P
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2011 18:59
Stevil
God, I remember the Activator. Crazy thing didn't really work and it amazes me that nobody sued for false advertising back in the day. The amount of broken accessories that companies like Sega and Nintendo churned out for rich kids in the 90's was incredible.
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2011 19:22
Artemus
What a haul! What a haul!
Man, I've been looking for a R.O.B. before it was trendy to look for a R.O.B.. I want one so bad. My R.O.B. is out there somewhere, someplace. I'll find him one day...
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2011 19:54
lewness
Why does the title indicate 5 months when:
1.) You seem to be posting it at an interval < 5 months
2.) You seem to be purchasing stuff at a budget > 5 months
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I NEED CASH CONVERTERS IN MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE </sob>
ChillyBilly's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2011 20:49
ChillyBilly
That Famicom is badass as is that Activator. You know, I think I like that Street Fighter poster more than I like the fight stick, although the fight stick is pretty boss.

Great stuff as always Funkmaster P.
Diamond Dave's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2011 21:48
Diamond Dave
I think I want to eat that lovely plate of food!

I had forgotten about a few of those nice items. Very cool to see them!!!

Keep goin buddy! You know I got your back!
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2011 21:49
manasteel88
you better post some pics/reviews of those games played on the game doctor.

It kinda reminds me of what people would do to hack their tapes for ZX Spectrum games and the like. Homebrew hack their games to make what they want out of them.

Hopefully you'll find something special in the floppies.
Enkido's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2011 22:52
Enkido
Is there anything Funktastic yet lacks?
Perhaps, fashion?
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2011 01:28
TheCleaningGuy
You should give me that arcade stick. Just because.
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2011 03:28
Stella Wong
that is such an amazing haul my Azn brother I'm super jealous of that amazing SF stick :)
JoeCamNet's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2011 12:31
JoeCamNet
This post is why you haven't bought my iPod yet.
Sonic9jct's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2011 13:42
Sonic9jct
Ho...ly.... shit...
jawshoeuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2011 14:43
jawshoeuh
I don't think I've seen a R.O.B. since 1987.
Primo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2011 14:56
Primo
IUGH(SUGH(SGH(GSIEJOPA Too much amazing stuff in this post
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2011 16:31
CelicaCrazed
Awesome stuff! It's been years since I've even thought about that Sega Activator. It would never work like those full-body fighting sims at the arcades....
Bibbly's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2011 20:14
Bibbly
Game Gears weigh twelve pounds and emit enough radiation to generate chest X-rays.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2011 06:18
randombullseye
You always get the coolest shit.
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