By and large I feel like people are WAY too accepting of the odd situations they are thrust into in video games and movies. I'm well aware that having a half hour of someone curled up in a ball sobbing uncontrollably after being transported to some alien land might be too much to ask, but really people if you found yourself on the other side of a rabbit hole with playing cards after your head you would SHIT. YOUR. PANTS.
Picture yourself as a simple plumber. Just trying to unclog another toilet and get paid, when all of the sudden you are sucked into the Mushroom Kingdom. A place where turtles and little turds with feet are out to kill you, coins and bricks float in mid air and you MUST break them with your head, every time you are touched you revert to a child like size and must eat a mushroom to grow, if you eat a glowing flower you can throw balls of fire that BOUNCE, and the only hot girls are constantly being kidnapped by a fucking DINOSAUR!! And you're telling me that you'd just say "well that's weird but whatever, lets roll!". No you would be a gibbering mess with your knees pressed up to your chest rocking back and forth just repeating the word "no" over and over.
Good thing your twin brother Luigi Mario is there to help you maintain.
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now the jumps, on the other hand, would claim lives like no other. It'd be like if hitler came back armed with only a shovel and a hatred for every human.
Maybe there's a third rule -- if you fall down a pipe into a mystical mushroom land, run to the nearest mushroom.
Then they just had to throw in those damn poison ones to fuck with them.
Touche good sir TOUCHE! But consider this for a moment if you will what if some one found themselves deposited into Madden 08's topsey turvey bizarro world! The dead behind the eyes, oatmeal skinned monsters and the paper thin fans would drive them mad I tells you MAD!
FREAKOUT!!