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Portal Reveiw / Halo 3 Story
Flub \| 3:29 PM on 10.21.2007	17 comments

My 360 is broken from the red lights of death or whatever the hell it's called. So I have about 3 weeks of nothing to do. So I started this blog. I must say that this site is complicated, it took me 1 hour just to find out how I post a blog then when I get there I have no idea on what to say or reveiw.
So I'm just going to cock slap you with a review of Portal.

Portal

Portal is an interesting game that tends to mind fuck the stupid. The game is really short only about .5 hours if you speed run. The humor and gameplay of the game makes up for the shortness. That's all I really have to say about the game without giving any spoilers. Here's some youtube videos on how fast you can beat Portal.

Halo 3 Story
Went like this....

But I have to send my 360 in for repairs. Bungie/Microsoft/person Who made the disks fucked us over really bad. First some empty promises by Bungie, then this shit happens and pisses more people off(Public Viewing of Custom games and Coop affecting cut scenes). Now I have no 360 to play with until November and a shit load of games are coming out. BTW that's not me I comb my hair.

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16 comments | showing # 1 to 16

liam2015

Short post is short

Welcome to Dtoid btw

Riser Glen

Haven't played it yet. But if Yahtzee can't find anything bad to say about it, it has to be good.

FuriousGeorge

booooo!

lear to embed youtubes!!!

add the code it gives you.... and yea destructoid would be more user friendly but its for the hardcore......⌐_⌐

Flub

I think I got the hang of this.

Eschatos

pedrovay2003

Yes, welcome to Dtoid.

And I agree, Portal is freaking amazing. It's too bad that it's so short, but I'll bet that we see downloadable puzzles eventually.

l0cke

Pfft, PC users already have downloadable puzzles

GrayFox

Wow, PC is so awesome!

Eschatos

Yeah, it's really not that bad a blog, especially if you compare it to whiteboy's posts about his sex life. Just short. Maybe one day I'll go and put that on every blog post.

KOOOSHEE

yeh portal is definatly a short but classic game

mackisawesome

@lemon, we have lower standards for puppet.

this post fails because your still a noob, but one day you'll be writing epic shit. Also i write failing posts all the time on purpose.

Phist

Portal your way out of the Clogs. Thank you.

savagesaladin

I've been making blog posts here for a few months. I get lost every time.

I agree with you on Portal. But unlocking the achievements actually adds to it. Right now I'm trying to figure out how to jump 300 feet. Falling 30,000 feet took about five minutes to do. I thought I was doing it wrong for a while.

I wish I had a gaming PC because they just hacked Half-life 2 so you can use the Portal gun in that. Endless possibilities...

If they release some new challenges for Portal in the form of DLC, you can bet your ass I'll buy that shit. More puzzles... please....!

Eschatos

savagesaladin- It's exactly like the fall 30000 feet one, but you put the portal on vertical walls instead of horizontal ones.

phoenix_sinistre

welcome, welcome, welcome....

hope your stay is a long one at Dtoid...

On a side note... apparently you shop at iKea, too (your entertainment center is the exact same as the missus picked out for our place)...

i guess that makes us, like, mortal enemies or something.

Flub

@Phoenix

That's NOT me.

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