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10:27 PM on 02.08.2008

I am, officially, a dumb fuck.
Fleet3000	10 comments

so i just spent the last 5 or so hours playing No More Heroes to absolute DEATH in order to just finish the damn game.

i get to the final boss, yadda yadda yadda, i win, it gives me a random choice i was not expecting in the least.

Return to Santa Destroy
Ending
Real Ending (note how this is the one that i SHOULD have picked)

me being the dumbfuck that i am, i pick "ending" cuz i'm just the fucking stupid.

and i watch it, and its the biggest disappointment you can imagine.

i think to myself, what the fuck is wrong with me?

so i go on youtube and find the REAL ending and i missed out on an ENTIRE extra battle and an actual ENDING to the fucking GAME.

so please, heed my warning:

PICK REAL ENDING

to get to it, you need to buy all the weapons. you'll thank me later.

10 comments | showing # 1 to 10

liqideos says:
(# 0) on 02/08/2008 22:36

You should have asked the game if they had any Wii's in stock.

NihonTiger90 says:
(# 1) on 02/08/2008 22:43

LOL... wow, that's awesome that Suda set it up like that.

Fleet3000 says:
(# 2) on 02/08/2008 22:45

thanks liqideos. that is now on my to do list.

taumpytears says:
(# 3) on 02/08/2008 23:07

Suda 51 is so damn cool.

13thDragon says:
(# 4) on 02/09/2008 00:20

YAY FOR YOU!

Lukich says:
(# 5) on 02/09/2008 01:14

Did you save over your game after the ending? If not, you can go back and do it again. That happened to me too, but I was smart and saved in a different slot.

EternalDeathSlayer says:
(# 6) on 02/09/2008 04:04

Apparently so.

B-Radicate says:
(# 7) on 02/09/2008 07:50

Indeed.

Mxyzptlk says:
(# 8) on 02/09/2008 07:55

I'm still only ranked 6th, I need to play more.

Fleet3000 says:
(# 9) on 02/10/2008 21:33

so yea, i took my cleared game, played through it again, taking about 5 hours, and beat it again. did the real ending shpeel and was a happy gamer.

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