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I am, officially, a dumb fuck.
Fleet3000 | 10:27 PM on 02.08.2008 10 comments


so i just spent the last 5 or so hours playing No More Heroes to absolute DEATH in order to just finish the damn game.

i get to the final boss, yadda yadda yadda, i win, it gives me a random choice i was not expecting in the least.

Return to Santa Destroy
Ending
Real Ending (note how this is the one that i SHOULD have picked)

me being the dumbfuck that i am, i pick "ending" cuz i'm just the fucking stupid.

and i watch it, and its the biggest disappointment you can imagine.

i think to myself, what the fuck is wrong with me?

so i go on youtube and find the REAL ending and i missed out on an ENTIRE extra battle and an actual ENDING to the fucking GAME.

so please, heed my warning:

PICK REAL ENDING

to get to it, you need to buy all the weapons. you'll thank me later.



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liqideos's Destructoid Blog
You should have asked the game if they had any Wii's in stock.
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
LOL... wow, that's awesome that Suda set it up like that.
Fleet3000's Destructoid Blog
thanks liqideos. that is now on my to do list.
taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
Suda 51 is so damn cool.
13thDragon's Destructoid Blog
YAY FOR YOU!
Lukich's Destructoid Blog
Did you save over your game after the ending? If not, you can go back and do it again. That happened to me too, but I was smart and saved in a different slot.
EternalDeathSlayer's Destructoid Blog
Apparently so.
B-Radicate's Destructoid Blog
Indeed.
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
I'm still only ranked 6th, I need to play more.
Fleet3000's Destructoid Blog
so yea, i took my cleared game, played through it again, taking about 5 hours, and beat it again. did the real ending shpeel and was a happy gamer.


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