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So I wrote an odd blog post yesterday on a whim because of reasons.
[s]Go read it, it contains all life's secrets and the recipe for perfect pancakes[/s]

Someone in the comments said that first posts usually come as introduction posts.
Seeing as this is MY blog I guess it kinda makes sense for people to know a little more on me so.
I'll try not to bore you too much.

1. My name make no sense.
FlanxLycanth is the name I use for pretty much everything online (except PS3, its Flanx17 there sadly) but it doesn't really mean anything. "Flanx" is a word I made by re-arranging letters that got shot out of a random letter generator. "Lycanth" is short for Lycanthrope which is a word I heard whilst watching a play my friend was performing in.




2. My name makes no sense (pt2).
My birthname, the name given to me by my parents, is Alpha.
Yes, like the Greek letter Alpha.
My mother chose the name because she thought she was naming me after my Great-Grandfather...
When my mother was shown a picture of him by a relative they told her that his name was Alfred but as his accent was so thick, my mother heard it as Alpha.
Still, it's a pretty cool name.

3. My first gaming experience came with scrambled eggs and loss of breath.
My grandmother had a really big house. She'd invite the whole family around for dinner on the weekends. Btw, she has 5 kids and 19 grandchildren so the whole family was quite a few people. We used to play this game we called "eggy" where we'd run up and down the stairs in a race. Last place had to cook egg for everyone. One night while sitting down to eat, my cousin pulled out a Dreamcast and that's when I discovered Sonic Adventure and Power Stone.


4. My first home games console was the NGC.
Unlike the kids I see with a 3DS by the age of 4, I wasn't given a games console until I was 12. My mother took me to the game store and I had the choice between a Nintendo Gamecube or a Playstation 2. I chose the NGC and have never regretted that choice. The game it came with, funnily enough, was Sonic Adventure 2: Battle!
My mother always laughs about this though because of the fact that when I got home I found there was already a game in the console. I put the misplaced Mario Kart: Double Dash in a plastic sleeve, took the bus back to the store and gave it back.
The store staff were so shocked that I was honest enough to bring it back.



5. I don't drink, smoke or eat red meat.
For one simple reason. Hard mode.
I don't play any game on Easy.
I don't play any game on Normal.
Life is a game, thus I play it on Hard Mode.
That's it, no religious reason or anything.

6. I only seem to play main characters in fighting games
With the exception of Persona 4 Arena where I play Kanji instead of Narukami, In every other fighter I tend to play the MC. SF = Ryu, BlazBlue = Ragna and so on.
I don't really know why, It's probably because the mains are meant to be the staple characters that everyone learns and so they're just easy to use.



7. All my pets died horrible deaths.
Lets make this one short, I don't want to start crying here.
I had a fish called Onion Head (Please don't ask why) and my Grandmother's husband emptied all the fish food into the tank. It ate to death.
I had a dog named Ray (Again, Please don't ask why) and it got hit by a truck.

8. I have dreadlocks because I didn't like to comb my hair.
I really used to hate combing my hair. I've always had a lot of it, I use to have a pretty neat afro. Couldn't stand the combing though, I'd always complain about it and so my mother told me to cut it. I hated the idea of cutting it so one day she called a friend over to twist it. 11 years later I'm dreading it.
...Get it?
No but really, I love my hair.

9. Im 6'4 now but when I was born I could fit in my mothers hand.
I was born just under 2 months early. While apparently thats only just barely premature, I wasn't in a good state when I came out. There are lots of pictures of my with tubes feeding me and helping me breathe but that's all I really know about it all...I was too young to remember.

10. Cinemas make me sad.
I no longer go to the cinema anymore because every time I do I end up miserable.
I don't know what this is about to be honest.
No matter the tone of the film, I always end up so sad once a movie has finished.
It's not like an "aww the movie is done" sad but a "one day my life will end and it'll all be over, what am I living for" kind of sad.

Here's a really tiny image of me.
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It seems I'm being labelled as a complete scrub by Destructoid as I haven't written a blog post so here's my first. If this blog is of poor quality then I apologize. You can send me messages about how bad I am at writing blogs.

Probably If you've seen me comment on an article about a new game release, it'll probably look a bit like this:
"PHYSICAL COPY?!"
Lets take a second to understand why this is the most important question ever. Ever.


Reason 1: Mine is bigger than yours.
Maybe I'm a bit biased because I'm a bit of a collector. If I were a carpenter then I'd have spent a lot less on shelves to put things on. Lets not lie to ourselves here; the more we have of something we like, the better we feel about it. It works with everything, even when you get that little bit more food than your brother at dinner time. There's no need to be ashamed of bragging and showing off your superior collection because you're human and as a human you're obliged to be an asshat.
This is lost with digital copies in a sense. Instead you have the opportunity to sit your friend down and show him a list of titles on a TV screen which, no matter how big it may be, will feel minuscule because scrolling through menus takes no time at all.
I don't know, maybe your friend IS jealous of how many pixel words you have stored on your HDD.

Reason 2: Memories of the past and increased replay potential.
I have a disk of FFX on my shelf sitting next a few of my anime figures. It's not in an official case but instead it sleeps in a plastic sleeve. I keep it as a memento, a living memory of my first videogame waifu, Lulu.
You though I was gonna say Yuna? Pfft.
You seen the moogles on Lulu? Polygons of beauty.
I'll never forget her beauty. Why? Because I've played the game over and over again.
Why?
Because it's on disk.
Ok now this might be a subjective one. Let me explain.
It's not necessarily because its on a disk, it's more because it still exists. I and a lot of my friends will admit to deleting games from our digital libraries once we've finished them because they take up space or they make the list longer or blah blah... Yeah fine, you've got the option to download them again but....who ever does?
Here's the key thing though. When you've got a load of games in mind to play in the future and a few games you still haven't finished but you mysteriously find your favourite old game from the 1990's under your porn collection, you'll probably play it again.
If you're in a similar situation and you have to install/download that game again to play it...?
Nah, cba.

Reason 3: Educating the future...and the past.
My younger brother's friend has my copy of Final Fantasy 12. Why? Education purposes.
This one's more about sharing games. Something that can't be done with digital copies and should definitely be a thing which continues. This is an important one for me because I feel the need to make other peoples lives better by bestowing upon them the games they were foolish enough to skip. I want to be able to make people feel the feels I did so we can sit on a sofa and cry while eating ice cream about our fictional experience.
Being part of a community, it is our duty to make sure that everyone gets the most out of being a member thus throwing blu-ray disks at peoples faces and locking them in their bedrooms is essential.
Really, its a case of:
"Hey man, I played this really great game over the summer holidays, thought I'd bring it over so you can try it out"
Versus:
"Hey man, I played this really great game over the summer holidays, if you've ever got any spare money left after buy all the stuff you need to survive it's only 14.99 on Amazon"

Reason 4: Same reason Master Chief didn't have a jetpack in Halo 1-3.
Computers. They sit there all day being abused by your grubby little hands. Silent and crafty they watch. Do you trust them? One day they might turn against you...and format their own hard drives...
...Ok maybe not.
But you get the gist of this one. I don't trust digital storage.
No I'm not 42, I'm 19. Yes I know what URL stands for. No I did not click on the spam email.
Here's an easier way of understanding this point. For example:

Tim sits at home where suddenly a Black Mage casts Fira on his PS3/Xbox. Tim buys a new console and plays again like normal except the fact that his carpet is a little burnt. All the games are on disks. No problem.

Jack sits at home where suddenly a Black Mage casts Fira on his PS3/Xbox. Jack buys a new console, and as well as having a burnt carpet, he has lost all his games and has to download all of them again. Some can't be retrieved because they were special purchases during sales and so Jack commits suicide before dinner time.

Reason 5: When the money you paid is heavier than the product, you've got an issue.
My final issue is simple to understand. It's a short one. You cant hold what is not physical.
I don't like that idea, to me it's far too weird. Why am I paying the same price when I don't get a disk, manual, case and case art? Not only are you getting less for your money but you also have to physical proof of purchase! Especially when receipts are electronic too...what am I paying for, electrical impulses and...binary?


So. Next time there's a game you really want to buy, take the time to think.
Oh wait, here's a completely related vid.