Hello. My name is Flankinson Lycanthra and I am your #1 Candidate for Destructoid President.
In this post I shall be posting those things about why you should vote for me and stuff.
1. I promise to give all Destructoid members a free salmon fillet (lemon not included).
Salmon is rich in fish stuff which does positive things for your body. By eating these things your brain will gain the ability to write more blogs about video games and me. Salmon is also pink. 9% of the worlds nipples are also pink. This is not a coincidence. These things happen for a reason.
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