Hello. My name is Flankinson Lycanthra and I am your #1 Candidate for Destructoid President.
In this post I shall be posting those things about why you should vote for me and stuff.
1. I promise to give all Destructoid member...
Step 1: Stand in the weird robot carriage and wait to be turned into chicken nuggets.Why does she get to hold the flowers? So what, I don't like flowers because I'm a man? And where did all these flying rats come from? What i...
So I've been playing Final Fantasy XIV a lot recentlyExpansion hype!Finally got to level 60.Got my final skill, made a gif! I sat in my garden until the sun went downI wanted it to look like a silhouette and it work...
(LARGE TEXT BECAUSE SOMEONE SAID THEY LIKED IT LAST TIME).
Anyway, hello peeps.I made a couple of purchases and so I thought I'd once again, share the cool.IRL armour, it's clothes....get it? I'm smart now salute me.
1. Photoshop Kanye West onto spaghetti.
2. Photoshop multiple Kanye West onto spaghetti.
3. Try to figure out why you saved that image of a guy wearing a hat.
4. Fall ill then make cookies. Post on instagram.
Hey,As you know I don't actually blog. I just saw something interesting.Earlier on there was a Destructoid post on the DMC4 SE stating that it'll only be digital in the west.I don't know if this is already widely ...
The journey long, his breath short.He finally reaches his destination.He looks at the towering gates before himRisen as if he was expected.
He takes a step in, the room flooded with light.It blinds him as he he walk...
I'm a big fan of Final Fantasy. I also really loved the Dissidia games for the PSP.So logging onto the internets to see more news about the upcoming game made my morning.Now, I'm not a Destructoid writer. I'm sure one of...
About FlanxLycanth One of us since 10:52 AM on 04.17.2014
Hello there, my name is Kanye.
Now. Many mysterious things can happen when you encounter an elephant. It may decide to take you on a trip to another planet, which is dangerous because we don't know what kind of food they eat on other planets. If you were allergic to it all you'd probably die very quickly. Of course, you could try to eat the inhabitants of that planet but they'd probably try to kill you for that so maybe that isn't a good idea either.
A good way to get rid of unwanted slices of bread is to toast them. I like to call this "Toasted Bread" or "Toast" for short. Many people toast bread so it's not my invention but it's not something which gets talked about often enough and so I thought I'd write a book on it.