Why hello there. Welcome to 2008, a brand new year full of mystery and amazement. What's in store for us? We have Smash Bros. and Little Big Planet. Metal Gear Solid 4 and a new Resident Evil. Grand Theft Auto IV and maybe even Banjo Threeie. Although who knows, maybe half of that stuff will be delayed until 2009 and we'll all be like "2009 will be awesome!" And who knows how many interesting news bits and crazy stories will come up in '08. Will the hyped games deliver? Will Spore finally come out? Who knows, maybe Square will announce that FF VII remake that will have fanboys furiously masturbating the whole world over. Oh the mystery and majesty of it all! There's a whole new year of fun! 365 days full of information! 52 more Fridays for the peoples of DESTRUCTOID to play together. Now if you excuse me, I must go off to buy a flying car. HIP HOP HOORAY!