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I have EIGHT cupcakes
FiveStar | 7:11 PM on 01.28.2008 17 comments



I love cake just as much as any other man. Scratch that, I love cake more than any other man, because I am more man than any other man. As a man who loves his cake, when I find myself in a home without cake, I feel that the one thing the house is missing is cake. That was the case tonight, an I needed cake. Now, I'm not one to go to a store for cake. I much prefer home-made cake. Yet my oven is currently broken, and I have recently had to settle for the store bought goods. So tonight I went to the grocery store, seeking cake, naturally, but not wanting to spend too much money. I was faced with the choice of buying four cupcakes for $3.00, or a cake with four slices in it for $4.00. I was about to go for the cake, when it hit me that I could get eight cupcakes for $6.00. WHAT A BARGAIN! I immediately picked up the cupcakes and went to the cash register, grinning ear to ear. As I walked out of the store, I whispered to myself "mission accomplished!" Ha ha ha, accomplished it was.



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Tragic Hero's Destructoid Blog
Now I love cupcakes as much as the next guy but doesn't this belong in the Forums?
BahamutZero's Destructoid Blog
you're an asshole. I'd share with you.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
Now I love cupcakes as much as the next guy but I don't enjoy the diabetes?
Spartacus's Destructoid Blog
CAKE.
EightBitMav's Destructoid Blog
cupCAKES ARE A LIE
Little Burro's Destructoid Blog
I'll see your 8 cupcakes and raise you 5 brownies.
liam2015's Destructoid Blog
fuck you to hell eightbitmav I was gonna say that
Wedge's Destructoid Blog
Sorry, but you're only allowed to display baked goods that have been frosted over with Destructoid heads.

BUCKLE UP, IT'S THE LAW.
Sadie G's Destructoid Blog
i bet someone spit on them.
topgeargorilla's Destructoid Blog
I started weight watchers and I lost 10 pounds
gamingangel's Destructoid Blog
Wow you are lucky that they are that cheap. Out here in Los Angeles, they have made cupcakes an "in" thing to have. So they are uber expensive for just one. Cake is actually probably cheaper out here. lol
007's Destructoid Blog
Are you high?
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
Did you bring enough for the entire class?
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
It's all a lie.
Jonathan Kerr's Destructoid Blog
OMG I ALWAYS SAY MISSION ACCOMPLISHED TO MYSELF WHEN I WALK OUT A STORE AFTER I BOUGHT SOMETHING.
Teta's Destructoid Blog
Cinnamon Rolls are always better.


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