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7:11 PM on 01.28.2008


I love cake just as much as any other man. Scratch that, I love cake more than any other man, because I am more man than any other man. As a man who loves his cake, when I find myself in a home without cake, I feel that the one thing the house is missing is cake. That was the case tonight, an I needed cake. Now, I'm not one to go to a store for cake. I much prefer home-made cake. Yet my oven is currently broken, and I have recently had to settle for the store bought goods. So tonight I went to the grocery store, seeking cake, naturally, but not wanting to spend too much money. I was faced with the choice of buying four cupcakes for $3.00, or a cake with four slices in it for $4.00. I was about to go for the cake, when it hit me that I could get eight cupcakes for $6.00. WHAT A BARGAIN! I immediately picked up the cupcakes and went to the cash register, grinning ear to ear. As I walked out of the store, I whispered to myself "mission accomplished!" Ha ha ha, accomplished it was.
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Now I love cupcakes as much as the next guy but doesn't this belong in the Forums?
you're an asshole. I'd share with you.
Now I love cupcakes as much as the next guy but I don't enjoy the diabetes?
cupCAKES ARE A LIE
I'll see your 8 cupcakes and raise you 5 brownies.
fuck you to hell eightbitmav I was gonna say that
Sorry, but you're only allowed to display baked goods that have been frosted over with Destructoid heads.

BUCKLE UP, IT'S THE LAW.
i bet someone spit on them.
I started weight watchers and I lost 10 pounds
Wow you are lucky that they are that cheap. Out here in Los Angeles, they have made cupcakes an "in" thing to have. So they are uber expensive for just one. Cake is actually probably cheaper out here. lol
Are you high?
Did you bring enough for the entire class?
It's all a lie.
OMG I ALWAYS SAY MISSION ACCOMPLISHED TO MYSELF WHEN I WALK OUT A STORE AFTER I BOUGHT SOMETHING.
Cinnamon Rolls are always better.

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