Bitch and moan all you want about the lack of communication with others with Nintendo's multiplayer on the Wii. It won't change the fact that you don't have to listen to anyone who hasn't matured past 14 years old talking about how they "pwn n00bz" all day.

I mean, don't get me wrong; there are no good games for the Wii, but at least you don't have to deal with children.

And how can you guys still stand gaming anymore? You can't play anything worthwhile these days without running in to Gabe's Greater Fuckwad Theory every few minu... seconds.

The gaming community recently drew some not-so-peaceful press in Greenpeace's direction by stating that the Earth was bottom of the barrel when it came to realistically rendered environments we give a shit about. Not satisfied with just doling out a poor rating in the graphics department, now this video has popped out which portrays Master Chief, Mario and Kratos (awesomely voiced by their actual voice actors, may I add) encountering their least fearsome enemies: a large group of tree hugging morons.

If you can watch this entire video without popping a chubby for two or climaxing at least twenty times, I'll call you a hippie next time I see you (feel free to take me up on this at any moment on Xfire or Steam friends until 2012). I am in full support of no one actually being like the villains on Captain Planet, but in all honesty, is there really anyone in the world who just wants to blow up the world because they're angry? No? Oh, well maybe it's time for Greenpeace to kindly fist themselves.

There's a whole Web site too, which I'd advise you peruse only if you're feeling ready for some serious awesome (www.destructoid.com). The next thing you know, every gamer that's wandered away from his couch will be high-fiving Destructoid editors at E3 over owning consoles and knowing that we're just not going to be able to kill the whole fucking planet with current console power. Here's too the X-Playsation Wii60 granting us that ability though. Cheers.

Yes, the title is somewhat misleading.

It's really just about the new 40GB PS3's having their Cell Processors made smaller to reduce power consumption, heat, and noise.

Also, no more backwards compatibility. The 60GB and 80GB models will follow suit.

http://www.dailytech.com/Thanks+Sony+40GB+PlayStation+3+Uses+65nm+Cell+Afterall/article9601.htm