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Fun with ads
Farktoid | 9:40 PM on 12.15.2007 10 comments


Recently while visiting Another Site, some fool had put up a link to These Clio Award Winning Ads for 42 Below vodka or something. I'm assuming vodka because there's a million cute little ones but I still buy the cheap 10 dollar a handle plastic bottles that make fun of your stomach lining before tearing it right off.

These things are funny as hell, and super easy to make. I figured I'd share mine, since it's kind of relevant. This one illustrates my normal day as a game tester.



I have an awesome life. Share yours if you've got Photoshop handy.



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007's Destructoid Blog
What is a hand soap dispenser supposed to indicate?

Maybe you should add a picture of a tv playing Kenan and Kel to make your daily schedule more realistic.
Eschatos's Destructoid Blog
I think the soap dispenser stands for masturbation.
Neonie's Destructoid Blog
Judgeing by this picture you have a sad sad life.
Spartacus's Destructoid Blog
Needs more waffles and Kenan and Kel.
tsunamikitsune's Destructoid Blog

WELCOME TO MY LIFE
Farktoid's Destructoid Blog
TsunamiKitsune, your life is also AWESOME. I wish I had more time for Kenan & Kel.
Pepillou2's Destructoid Blog
oh i LOL'd hard with both
is dat sum hand cream?
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
...but I still buy the cheap 10 dollar a handle plastic bottles that make fun of your stomach lining before tearing it right off.

As long as it’s not Georgi, I’ll probably drink it.


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The defining moment of my life so far

Hey everybody, I'm Samit Sarkar, and I'm a 22-year-old lifelong gamer from New York (short answer). What's the long answer, you ask? Well, I'm from a bunch of places, actually: I was born in Calcutta, India, and I moved to the States when I was ten months old. I've lived in New York ever since (Queens until I was eight, and Long Island since then). So I figure that 20+ years of living in and around New York City is enough for me to be able to call myself a New Yorker.

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