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A word on Multiplayer FPS's
Farktoid | 2:17 AM on 10.14.2007 22 comments


Horseshit.

Now I will elaborate.

Deathmatch sprang to life in 1993 with the advent of Doom. 4 dudes, each computer plugged into the other with the IPX protocol, shooting each other with BFGs. Fast Forward 15 years, and we have... 16 dudes, each computer plugged into the other with the Internets, shooting each other with Rocket Launchers.

The only thing that has changed is the guns, a flag, and the amount of HDR lighting. I am of the vast, silent majority that has nothing to do with multiplayer, cares not about multiplayer, and wishes that games that tout multiplayer as their selling point would please die in a horrendous fire.

The fact is most gamers simply don't care about multiplayer capabilities of games. Sure, you have this and that many people buying Halo or Unreal and going online. These people are a minority, but they are VERY VOCAL. The power of the internet allows them to spout their aggressions. Folks like me, the majority who are happy to enjoy our single-player lives without the interruption of tourettes-stricken teenagers who have somehow coerced their parents into ignoring them for ridiculous amounts of time while they memorize Zanzibar.

The vocal minority is hurting the creative portion of the industry. For all those man-hours pumped into making sure the net protocols work, everything is synced, and all this cross-network malarky is flawless, they could be crafting a finer, more pronounced single-player experience that would uplift us, challenge us, and, oh I dunno, EVOLVE us.

Bioshock is certainly the champion of my cause. The single player game is stellar, compelling, insightful, and well-rounded. Trying to squish a multi-player aspect into the title would have been tedious and obnoxious and may have cost development time several months and a few coats of polish. It may have caused the mouth-breathing Halo addicts to look up from their drool-covered controllers to try the plasmid that shoots bees or the one that shoots flaming death, but that would confuse them. Sniper Rifle Bro, that's how you go.

I like Halo. It's fine. But Halo's popularity was born from its multiplayer. You yank that aspect out of the game and you would never hear a louder "meh" rise up from the Earth.

Also, Unreal Tournament 3 sucks and is boring as hell. It's a worthless piece of software that should quietly rot in a crypt where I can't smell it. I'd rather play Psychonauts a fourth time. in fact, I'm going to do that right now.



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22 comments | showing # 1 to 22
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jdub28's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 02:47
jdub28
the average single player game is like what 20 hours?
I think me and my brothers have maxed out the time on our smash bros gameplay time counter. I love a great multiplayer game just as much as a new zelda or half life episode, and I probably get more of my moey's worth with the multiplayer
jdub28's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 02:47
jdub28
*money
Pantheon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 02:50
Pantheon
QQ
Avoid games that don't mainly revolve around multiplayer.
After you've done that, go QQ some more.
Outer Heaven's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 02:52
Outer Heaven
For me, multiplayer only works if I'm gaming with my friends in person. Then it becomes more like playing a sport, without all that gross sweating and physical effort.

Multiplaying online with some lonely teenager in Minnesota is just...depressing.
jdub28's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 02:54
jdub28
@outer heaven
yeah you're right, but playing online with people you know is pretty fun to me too.
ajaxender's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 03:07
ajaxender
Theres far too many things wrong with this to pick up them all, so ill just say this - stfu, you pretentious dick. Games are for entertainment. Entertainment might be great storytelling and environments (like bioshock, or much better example, Half life series), or it might be just sheer fun gameplay. Just because you dont like/suck at one of them, doesnt make it bad.

Jeez, if this is what the single player-only gamers are like (and i pretty much guarantee, theyre not the 'vast' majority), im glad they remain silent. Its better for the rest of us.
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 03:10
whiteboy0869
Dude, a small minority? I dont think so. Do you think all those people bought Halo 3 just for the single-player? Yeah right. Also, try playing single player games when you work full time and have children like I do.

I used to hate online multiplayer, before I tried it. Now, I dont know what I would do without it.
Pantheon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 03:11
Pantheon
Read my new blogpost stating why this guy fails.
dprime's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 03:14
dprime
This would have been a great post if you weren't so melodramatic about it.
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 03:15
whiteboy0869
I've read it, and I agree. Also, if you don't want to hear immature brats trashtalk you because you suck, either stop sucking, or turn off the fucking headset asshole.
dprime's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 03:19
dprime
I want to know, if he plays single-player games all the time, how does he pwn us while drunk like it says in his header?
Pantheon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 03:20
Pantheon
LOL I was thinking the exact same thing dprime!
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 03:21
whiteboy0869
Hey, look at his profile. He want's someone to have sex with him. It all makes sense now.....
dprime's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 03:34
dprime
Pantheon, isn't there like a famous building named after you?

I think fark is about to have a dildo photoshopped onto his face by whiteboy. Look out >_>
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 03:37
MATTFOO
RUB MY BALLS WITH COTTAGE CHEESE AND HUMMM THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER BACKWARDS.....HOT TEA BURNS.. ON SINGLE PLAYER MODE
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 04:04
whiteboy0869
dprime: I believe you are referring to the Parthenon, an ancient greek temple of athena.
Pantheon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 04:15
Pantheon
Pantheon, meaning "Temple of all the gods") is a building in Rome which was originally built as a temple to the seven deities of the seven planets in the state religion of Ancient Rome.
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 04:28
whiteboy0869
Oh shit, pantheon! I didn't know that, although I probably should. What can I say? I'm certainly not a history teacher.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 08:06
wardrox
Pantheon says:
(# 11) on 10/14/2007 03:20
LOL I was thinking the exact same thing dprime!

Be careful with that one :-P
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 09:44
Eschatos
So, playing through Psychonauts four times is somehow a lot better than memorizing Zanzibar? Where'd you get your logic from?
ToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 10:39
ToiletDuck
Quit being so anti-e-social.
Farktoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2007 21:56
Farktoid
Well, looks like you guys proved my point quite well. Thanks, and good night.
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