As we all know, Destructoid.com is an awesome place for awesome people. But in recent times the amount of awesome visitors have risen exponentially to a level at which we no longer can continue our old tradition of biased reviews by fat evil editors. We need to think about the future, you know?
So after some serious tinkering I have managed to construct a system enabling this site to stay awesome.
Yes, now you can take back control with the
Anti-bias Rating System Extreme!
ARSE was created, so that users like you could respond to the critics, critique and generally have "your rage" heard by critics around the site.
This new function will elevate this awesome site to match other unbiased game related news sites such as IGN,com, Kotaku.com, and Gametrailers.com. Also, it's the only way to get Jim Sterling fired, making this new rating system totally obsolete afterwards.
Also, Jim feeds on raging fanboys.
What I love most about that "Review the reviwer" site Criticosm is that despite all the reviews out there (A) Heavy Rain wasn't even in the system until 2 hours after Cinda spammed the comments about it, (B) I checked back constantly and when I went to bed Jim's review was still the ONLY review up there and now (C) there's only two reviews, one is Jim's and one is from some dude, whereas Metacritic is showing 35 reviews.
So yeah, like most of us from that debacle said, it's just a site to bitch when someone disagrees with you. Yet another reason why reviews the reviewer is ridiculous.
Unless it's in meme form. Then it's fucking awesome.
....it does explain why my hair has been a mess today though.