Well If I'm going to start blogging on destructoid, a website I have only just learnt in the last hour how to spell, I might as well explain why. I like to think I'm a bit of a writer and so does Reisen, well his doing a creative writing course so I guess he is and I'm in to forensics so I guess I'm not. Trust me this is going somewhere, whether the location is relevant that’s a different matter entirely. Anyway, I also like to think I'm a brilliant gamer but once again Reisen is better, only because I managed to wipe a half my achievement points on the xbox360 but that’s another story completely. Once I get over my grief I will probably bore you to death and rant about it. Hopefully you see where this is going if not don't worry every thing will be revealed in the next sentence, unless I get distracted and talk about something else...
Competition, that’s what it is, that’s life, that’s everything in the world. One big competition between me and Reisen, we live together so we can make most things in to one. Who can eat the most at our local Chinese, who has the longest hair, who's the skinniest or fattest depending on what way round you look at it and who can get Chad or Jim Sterling to comment on their blog first. Of course its likely to be neither of us, but please don't shatter my hopes and dreams and tell me so. I'm hoping that being from Kent will mean Jim will comment me, of course if any of you guys reading this are friends with him drop in a good word for me and I'll do something cool or something.
Compulsory picture of me and the godly looking one on the right is Reisen, if I don’t flatter him he beats me.
So the battle of the sexes begins, annoyingly however I’m only beating him at the stereotype girly games, like dance mat games and Lips, I don‘t have it yet but when I do it will be emasculating time for him, oh yeah. But he does hammer my skull in to the ground with rock band and first person shoot them ups. With the exception of fallout 3, this is probably because I had a head start with the game style being an Oblivion addict, so in that I got a nice lead then hit the level cap, then lost interest and stopped playing. Although me and Reisen normally have varying opinions on most things, I’m normally right by the way, our feelings for the xbox360 are exactly the same we both loathe and love it at the same time. I love the achievements but I hate what the achievements make me become. Yes I am an Achievement whore, though I haven’t stooped so low to playing Avatar or Lost yet but I did play Gears of War. A game that goes against all my tastes, a game about testosterone pumped men with tiny heads and no real story line to speak of. I feel more shame about playing that game then I do about playing D’n’D. However its will be kept on my list of games to play as it makes my achievement list look untied as I’ve only got the one for the training mission.
So my list of Xbox games in this order will be Enchanted arms which I shall be talking about next blog, Lost odyssey, Assassin’s creed for the 3rd time, if I get a long time with no work then I’ll complete Oblivion for the 5th time as I have to sit down and play it for at least 10 hours a day if I start that. Last and defiantly least as I have other achievements to recuperate I will play Gears of War and I will definitely write about how dirty it makes me feel. I’m going to try to be a bit interesting and light hearted in my blogs as I have been told I’m a bit of an angst writer. Also this way if anyone kicks me in the face and attacks me with negative comments I can delude myself that they’re just not ready for my genius a bit like Van gough but with two ears… I’ll tell you how my therapy goes…
I don't see how this NVGR... but okay. I love you anyway.
Welcome to Destructoid, I love you.
YAY! Maybe the onslaught of shit intro blogs is going away after all!
OMG U A WOMAN? Only kidding, only kidding... Welcome to Destructoid, enjoy your stay, don't suck.
I used to have google the site to get the spelling...took me forever
Welcome to Destructoid.
That is one fine mask you have there; oh, and remember:
Don't Suck.
Welcome to Destructoid. I like you, but not in that way.
Welcome to Destructoid. I second the motion on not sucking.
welcome to the toid. all our passwords are toid
There is no need to try to remember it, just type in Dtoid.com untill it sinks in (it will eventually).
Bienvendidos a Destructoido.
Proper grammar is far more than just spelling words.
Welcome to Destructoid!
Welcome to Destructoid! I like you, and in that way.
@ Atlas actually grammer has nothing to do with spelling ;p
Also, what does your avatar say?
Welcome to the Toids that Destruct!
If I spell wrong i normally just get letters mixed up, like so "destructiod"
@ nebones, my avi says something like "can't find yaoi" and the button thing says "What!?!?!?!" hehehe. I'm a bit of a fangirl, people cross the road if they see me coming down the street. *crys in a ccorner*
@ MrSadistic, I put it under NVGR just in case, better safe then have my arse flamed off the boarded after just one post.
Welcome to Destructoid. Contribute and don't disappoint us! Off to a good start BTW ^_^
Welcome! Your first assignment is to learn how to pronounce MXYZPTLK.
Also, cocks. (obligatory)
@Fallen North
I cross the road if I see you coming down the street...