Blastoise is like a TANK.
These are NOT my words, I swear
Tanks have armor, Blastoise's shell is like armor
Tanks are slow, but Blastoise is slow ON LAND
Tanks are feared for their raw,destructive power. Blastoise is feared for the fact that he's a
GIANT MOTHER-LOVING TURTLE
And to top it all off,
THEY GOT CANNONS MOTHER EFFAS !
These reasons are why Blastoise is the best Pokemon ever. Do no dispute these facts, for they are
SCIENCE !
To apologize for the Tank picture
P.S I'll set up a proper C-blog later to make up for this