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I Suck at Games: They Makes Me Sick
Faith | 10:11 AM on 08.09.2009 15 comments



It’s one thing to suck at games just because you suck, but in my defence I suck at certain games because they make me sick. Allow me to explain: I’m sure everyone has heard of motion sickness or car sickness where a person will be sick to their stomach due to unseen motion. Well I get something called simulator sickness which comes from playing first person shooters or games like Oblivion or Fallout 3
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Simulator sickness is the reverse of motion sickness where the brain sees movement on the screen in front of it but realizes the body isn’t actually moving, so in turn the brain assumes what the eyes are seeing is false and the body must be poisoned and hallucinating. To protect itself, the brain will make the body sick in order to vomit and eject the poison. Not a pretty picture, but that’s how science explains it.

As a gamer, this protection system blows because generally I only get about an hour sometimes before my body will become sick and try to eject the suppose poison causing me to hallucinate the world of Fallout 3 which doesn’t give me enough time to built up my character and explore the world. This sickness is even worse when it comes to FPS games because the movements are even faster and so my time is always guaranteed short with these games. I’ve always been a bad shot in FPS games and with my practice sessions constantly being called on a count of Ralph, I’ll never get better either.

Also, imagine having to explain to a bunch of online buddies why you suddenly have to bolt mid-game to go toss your cookies. That’s real cool. I use to play Call of Duty 2 with some friends and I actually had to do that once. Thankfully they understood but I was still embarrassed.


I haven’t always had this problem with simulator sickness though. It only started when games went fully 3D. I remember the first game that set me off was Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and it took me being sick twice while playing it before I realised that I could keep playing for hours on end. It was a horrible feeling especially when you know how awesome that game is.

There are ways you can counter act the sickness like taking motion sickness pills or moving your TV further back but I have a tiny living room and I can’t afford pills for every gaming session, so I just play my games in moderation to avoid staining the carpet.

Happily there are still lots of games I can play that don’t get me all pukey that I can spend hours and hours playing and kick people butts at, but sadly, deep down in my heart I know that I will never be a professional FPS gamer and that hurts me. Well, okay maybe not but it would be nice to even just beat my boyfriend at Call of Duty: World at War.



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Smamms's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2009 10:42
Smamms
Yes, a friend of mine suffers from the same thing and is a huge gamer. Can't imagine how annoying it must be, although I have to say Deus Ex 2 made me feel sick, but possibly for different reasons.
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2009 10:45
Anus Mcphanus
I too share this pain and it does indeed suck. Hugely.

The first game I remember affecting me was Red Faction 2 on the PS2. I couldn't even finish the first level. I only really feel it now though when playing FPS's but not all of them trigger it. CoD4 and Halo are fine but Bioshock sets me off after about an hour or so.

To this day I have never played Half Life 2 because of motion sickness. Bad times :-(
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2009 10:56
Elsa
Yeah, lots of people seem to suffer from this to varying degrees. I'm very lucky and actually seem to do better at very fast FPS games like UT3... though now I think about it, maybe some of those other gamers are sitting next to a bucket and that's the only reason I do well in that game! LOL!
Katamaya's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2009 11:15
Katamaya
....Katamari Damacy makes me so nauseous. And yet I play it like mad.
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2009 12:53
Joanna Mueller
This reminds me of the guy who wrote about how being color blind affected his gaming habits. Weird little ways our bodies try to screw with our gaming.

At least you have a good reason you can't play FPS, unlike people such as myself who are just terrible and an embarrassment to the genre.
twentythoughts's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2009 18:21
twentythoughts
I suffer from it to some degree, though less so with this generation of games. A lot of PS1 games, with their warping polygons and floaty cameras, would make me horribly ill... Tomb Raider springs to mind.

Hell, even nowadays there are games that I have to alter the camera motions on to make them playable. The Ratchet & Clank series, for instance, is unplayable to me with the regular camera motions: They're just too... floaty. I've gotten through two Metroid Prime games, but both of them make me ill if I play them for long. Oddly, Portal wasn't too big a problem, I think because a lot of it is spent contemplating stuff rather than weaving about.

One tip for people suffering from simulation sickness is to try to alter the camera speeds. Once I switched to (ironically) FPS-style controls in Ratchet & Clank Future, I could play it just fine. Just because you get sick playing a game one way doesn't mean that you can't find a way to play it that doesn't make you sick.
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2009 18:51
Faith
Today I tried playing Call of Duty: World at War while doing laundry. It forced me to take a break every hour to fold the laundry which gave my eyes a break from all the fast movements. I managed to get 3 hours in with no puking.

There maybe hope for me yet.
Askherserenity's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2009 23:20
Askherserenity
Wow. I had no idea this many people had the same problem. The same exact thing happens to me. I remember the Tony Hawk games would make me throw up. Last game I played that made me get pretty sick was Deadly Creatures :[ Didn't get to play it at all. I also can't use my ds or psp while in a car or something. I get really bad motion sickness.
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2009 12:49
Faith
@ Askherserenity

Most people who get motion sickness get simulator sickness too. They both work basically the same way. It sucks. I get both too.
Laird's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2009 22:53
Laird
I remember seeing a motion sickness warning in the N64 instruction manual and thinking "O RLY?"

Now I know: YA RLY.

NO WAI! That sucks, my heart goes out to you.

For the record, though, I do get carsick if I play my DS during a car ride. But I've never gotten simulation sickness. I guess I dodged a genetic bullet on that one.
shadowsinthenyte's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:49
shadowsinthenyte
Faith, I have the same problem. Try chewing on raw ginger. It works for me...though it makes snacking and gaming interesting.
FatherChesz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2009 15:50
FatherChesz
I'm sorry to hear that. My dad's got a similar issue. For some reason, when I play Gears of War 2, it actually makes my eyes hurt. No other game I've ever played gave me a similar reaction. Weird indeed.
elysse's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2009 21:46
elysse
Giiiirl, Katamari Forever is doing this to me. I HAZ A SAD.
Solid Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:44
Solid Squirrel
I have this problem with some games, but it's not so much FPS's anymore inasmuch as poor game design. Games that offer free cameras to turn around the character to look around will suddenly snap back behind them without warning. Essentially you have to FIGHT the camera. Culprits in my collection include the Ratchet and Clank series and Batman: Arkham Asylum. If they even just slowly drifted and centered after say maybe a good 30 seconds of inactivity, fine--but no, they just rubbberband back after a moment's pause, and I find I too get about an hour in before I have to turn it off and lay on my bed to center myself again.
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