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Host: Yashoki
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FAILCAST \| 12:24 AM on 12.09.2007	72 comments

This is a preview of Failcast, a new podcast exclusive to the Destructoid Community Blogs.

Keep in mind this podcast is in like super-beta so don't expect anything for a couple weeks.

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Yashoki

Thats some pimp editing D:

Clockwork

That's a fucking sweet idea.

WmV337

Shit. I need to stop drinking.

Yashoki

We were cooking shit up in vent last night, just figuring things out, but we want it to be very community based with different community members on board each time we go through.

Very very super beta. Oh, and thanks to TehUberOne for the editing and shooping, very awesome.

ShadowXOR

Well at least the name fits.

WmV337

Shadow, fuck yo' couch nigga.

ShadowXOR

WmV337:

Spartacus

ShadowXOR

EternalDeathSlayer

WIN! I loved it, it was so ridiculous that it's win!

Wedge

Best Tetris remix ever.

EternalDeathSlayer

I think Shadow is jealous cause he's not in on it. Cause it's fucking funny. Nah nigga, nah I aint into that

Oh and Necros sleeps with DMV everynight.

Priceless.

ShadowXOR

No, this is just the millionth Podcast where I hearing people laughing, cussing, and generally being unfunny while claiming to be drunk. That's all.

Red TheHaze Veron

@ShadowXOR

You know you are listening to something called FAILcast?

EternalDeathSlayer

But they were funny. That's all.

Also, what's wrong with fucking cussing? Get over it. Laughing and Cussing can cure cancer. Nothing wrong with being or claiming to be drunk either. Dude, you need some kind of fucking attitude adjustment. You're a really miserable guy, too serious. I don't wanna argue with you, but you need to lighten up. It worked for me!

EternalDeathSlayer

Exactly. It's a fucking joke. Shadow is a miserable guy with no life, don't blame him. Blame his parents.

ShadowXOR

I cuss all the time, it's great when used to make something funny, not when it's every other word.

I'm a really chill and "lightened up guy" who understand people have different opinions. Not everyone likes the same things, get over it douche bag. If you enjoy this, then have a fucking blast, but it's pretty sad when you start trying to tell someone they have no life because they don't agree with you, grow up junior.

EternalDeathSlayer

He's telling me to grow up! MOM!!!! MOM!!! He's making fun of me!

I have kids. Don't tell me to grow up, junior. You come off as the smarmiest fuck ever. Really. It's not a differing opinion, it's that you were a dick about conveying your opinion:

ShadowXOR says:
(# 4) on 12/09/2007 00:57
Well at least the name fits.

That wasn't very nice, junior. Grow up

EternalDeathSlayer

You're reminded me of how I acted when I was new on here. I remember well. It was the very definition of failure.

ShadowXOR

whiteboy I'm not a hated fucking douche bag like you are. No one here likes you and you had so sign up for like ten different accounts. I act nothing remotely like your moronic ass and I've probably been on here longer than you too.

By the way the mere fact that you say having kids means you are grown up is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. You had two kids very young and are an irresponsible white trash piece of shit. Having two kids so young is the very definition of irresponsible and NOT GROWN UP. Get the fuck off my internet.

ShadowXOR

[imghttp://www.bbc.co.uk/collective/dnaimages/050325/sm_games_residentevil4.jpg[/img] "Let's all do drugs, sleep with women other than our wives, have two kids, and all before I'm 21! I'm a fucking role model!"

ShadowXOR

God I hate not being able to edit my shit.

EternalDeathSlayer

I had to do this. My paint skills sucks, but this get's my point across:

I'm not even gonna defend myself from the flaming, it's too funny.

ShadowXOR

You bring it on yourself.

And I'm not sure how that picture is supposed to be funny, or insulting...I just don't know what you're going for with that.

EternalDeathSlayer

It's suppose to insult you. A threat, if you will. Duh. Seriously, I was laughing so hard when I read those flames, it was so pathetic.

ShadowXOR

If you find the truth funny, more power to you!

All I did was voice my opinion, you're the intolerant douche that went off on a tangent.

EternalDeathSlayer

Har Har. I'm intolerant, am I? Yep. I am. STFUAJPG, douche. Douche.

ShadowXOR

whiteboy

That's all that needs to be said.

Jayeugene

So, ... here is a different version of soulja boy you can use in your next failcast...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNVYE1CcTLg

EternalDeathSlayer

Whiteboy.

Whiteboy.

Wait a second, who the fuck is this whiteboy?

I dont know any whiteboys, but I do know a whiteboy0869.

ShadowXOR (is uptight)

That's all that needs to be said.

Seriously, I haven't had a problem with anyone, cept for you and your serious ass attitude. It's only the internet.

ShadowXOR

I'm not uptight I just had an opinion, you were the one that was uptight about my opinion.

And you may not have had a problem with anyone but everyone had a problem with you.

EternalDeathSlayer

@ ShadowXOR: Old news is old.

Uptight Guy is Uptight.

Also, Cocks!

ShadowXOR

No, this guy is uptight:

Jayeugene

@ ShadowXOR

No, that guy is drinking coffee and possible delivering newspapers... seems like an average guy. I guess if you consider the fact that he has a vest on, one might think he has a posh attitude and is uptight, but then another might think that it is all a ploy to make suspecting women think he has money. Either way, this guy has paper and coffee, so he is a good person in my book..... wait.. what?

ShadowXOR

Nice analysis Jayeugene, definitely made me laugh.

akathatoneguy

I remember a whiteboy0869 too! Wasn't he pimping his girlfriend out on the internet?

Don't worry, Shadow. Whiteboy likes to play the "you're being serious but I'm not" card. Then, of course, when you deny taking it seriously, he just claims you're being defensive about taking it seriously. Pretty much the retarded cousin of a strawman argument. If anyone takes the internet seriously, it's him.

ShadowXOR

akathatoneguy: He was always posting about how he was sleeping with some "hot" Halo chick from his work, and his wife was banging some other guy. I erased most of it from my memory but it was retarded. But that is seriously one of the greatest things I have ever heard someone say: "Pretty much the retarded cousin of a strawman argument."

I'm going to have to remember that one. :)

akathatoneguy

Yeah, I had to catch up on that one but it was perversely entertaining. I am making a very educated guess that the Halo chick was not, in fact, hot.

tehuberone

Wow interesting discussion about the podcast. ShadowXOR we need to have you on a future episode.

akathatoneguy

Have Shadow and Whiteboy on! That'd be freakin' awesome.

ShadowXOR

tehuberone: I'm down with that. And for the record I think this is a great idea, and I'm sure you guys will have some good episodes but that preview was just bad in my opinion, good editing though.

tehuberone

@akathatoneguy

Great idea.

EternalDeathSlayer

I'd do it. Look, a friend joined Shadow in bashing me! Har Har. Seriously, who cares? I'd be down for the podcast, but I wouldnt want to argue with you in voice chat, I have a family around.

ShadowXOR

So what if your family is around? You can't have a discussion without resorting to things inappropriate for your family?

I've got plenty to say but I would rather not waste it on talking to whiteboy, I'd be more interested in the gaming chat.

ShadowXOR

The funny thing is that tons of people from this site gave you way more shit than I did (which I only did after you started shitting on me) but you're pissed at only me. Now that makes a lot of sense.

EternalDeathSlayer

Dude, let's just forget all this stuff. It's 5:30 am, let's just call the fucking truce. It was amusing for a while, but lets end it. I think you come off as a serious ass dude, but whatever. You are good for talking games, as evidenced by the amazing number of comments you and ToxicPrince dropped on my blog discussing Final Fantasy. So, forgive me father for I have sinned..... Ahh fuck it, lets just chill. Sorry man. I'm just too tired to fight with you.

EternalDeathSlayer

BTW, just wanted to say: Whoever was saying nigga this and nigga that had me in tears. I lol'd, to say the least.

ShadowXOR

Sounds good to me. We just have different styles of humor, you found it funny, I didn't. I'm all for peace.

EternalDeathSlayer

Cool. Flaming was fun for a while, I even made a bad paint pic with Mr. Destructoid. I've never done that before. LoL. Cool shit, would love to be on a future installment of "FailCast"

ShadowXOR

I'm good with Photoshop so watch out. However it takes a LOT to get me pissed off at someone enough to make a Photoshop, and I mean a lot (because I'm lazy). The only one who was able to do it so far was Robert Summa, and I never even talked to him directly, his front page posts got me riled up enough.

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