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Failcast Episode 9: In Which Necros Finds a Bottle
FAILCAST | 4:38 PM on 05.23.2008 26 comments




I'm going to level with you, community: the guy typing up this post is Necros. And what you are about to listen to is a night of discussion that I could not remember. Though true for every episode, little children and grandparents should especially not listen to this week's show, for what is contained within may shock and dismay them. We're pushing the limits of our explicit tag this week, and most of it is my fault. So if your mom walks in on this podcast and threatens to "ban this sick filth," feel free to place the blame on the person(s) who deserve it.

That being said, having to wait a day should make this episode all the sweeter, as it is truly a delicacy of offensive banter. Riser Glen is our community guest this week, fitting right in with the usual team of Yashoki, Charlie, and King3vbo. Everyone had a great time recording this week's episode and we're certain you will love it as much as we do.

One thing to note: during the show, we have included short segments from other members of the community. We want to do more of this! So if you want to everyone to hear your opinion and can sound somewhat interesting, send us (at Failcast@gmail.com) an MP3 conforming to the audio specifications on the side of our blog and we'll be sure to look at it. And by "we," I mean we'll make Yashoki listen to all of them.

Outline of Fail:
00:00 - Indian Thriller!
07:05 - Whoop Woo!
10:05 - Black albinos?
16:35 - Yashoki demonstrates where he falls on the spectrum
21:00 - Riser Glen is full of love
24:30 - What has Nintendo been doing?
26:40 - Community feedback
29:40 - OMG Shoki and Necros ONE TRUE PAIRING
34:00 - Awesome in my cool? It's more likely than you think
38:50 - The title is non-transferable
44:20 - Failcast: for all your religious needs!
46:50 - Go look at Riser's comments (and here too)
49:10 - Community segments ahoy!
50:00 - Reaprar weighs in on the Banjo-Kazooie news
53:15 - Cowzilla3 discusses Splatterhouse in this month's Educate Yourself
58:50 - Pokemon MMOs!
62:30 - And...the show's over! Go home!
63:00 - Discussing all the new rock games
67:20 - Right about here...yeah...
70:05 - Necros makes a very big mistake
74:00 - WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
79:55 - I'm an asshole

Music Credits:
OP: Indian Thriller
Chrono Trigger OST

Oh, and if I may whet your appetite: episode 10 will feature a very special guest, so be sure to come back for the next two weeks!


You'd better download this.





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king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 16:52
king3vbo
Its true, Necros really is an asshole
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 17:00
Aaron Mxy Yost
You're on iTunes? Sweet, now I can catch up easily.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 17:04
Spartacus
I listened to the last Podtoid three times in two days.

This is what happens when you are late, Failcast. You make me suffer.
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 17:14
Yashoki
Spart: I'm very very sorry. I know how bad it can be to listen to podtoid.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 17:14
wardrox
Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, mom you're just jealous it's the FAILCAST
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 17:18
wardrox
Also, don't bother asking for people to e-mail you when you don't bother your asses to reply! Hurumph
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 17:19
DJDuffy
hmm it cuts off at only 8mins into it?
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 17:31
the GAMEGOBLIN
Necros, you were incredible. You are officially the coolest kid in town.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 17:37
king3vbo
@Duffy:

Try redownloading the file. Its 80 minutes long
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 17:44
Bob Muir
Podbean was apparently acting up, but it's working for me now. At the very least, the iTunes feed definitely works, because it just auto-downloaded and I tested it.

@ Wardrox

Urgh, we screwed up. Go check your email.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 17:52
Brian Szabelski
I am going to send something in next show, or try to.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 18:31
Wedge
I WILL LISTEN TO THIS. EVENTUALLY.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 18:38
Samit Sarkar
iTunes-ing now!
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 18:56
Vlambo
This is the greatest episode Evar.

And nothing is wrong with me. I'm a red-blooded, meat eating Canadian who never reads fanfics...

Part 3 coming soon!
Simmons 2pt0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 19:17
Simmons 2pt0
The correct answer is, only slightly, only slightly.

Wut r teh Age of Conan server King plays on?
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 19:18
DJDuffy
omg the Shoki and Necros story was hawt! More more!!
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 19:27
power-glove
King, I have no idea when the C&D happened. I just found out about it when I clicked the link that you had posted in this blog.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 19:59
Spartacus
No one understands the joke in Freedom Toast's name, but I do, and it amuses me greatly.
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 19:59
Vlambo
DJ, we wrote a Biritsh version starring Sterling and Wdx and 2 secret characters. It's on Detry's blog
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 20:05
Detry
lolwut
Remo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 09:35
Remo
JOY!
FreedomToast's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 11:37
FreedomToast
can't help but love a train wreak
Droll's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2008 22:04
Droll
Man.....
You guys.....you guys are the real heroes.
This episode was the work of madmen at the top of their game, and how good of them to spread their chaos to us.
Just you wait Failcast! I join you demons someday! And in the meantime, I'll create the most wonderful and awesome audioclip ever....recorded!
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2008 22:44
AgentMOO
hilarity ensues!
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