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Failcast Episode 8: Vagina Moneys
FAILCAST | 3:21 PM on 05.08.2008 28 comments




After last week's debacle, the only place we could go was up, right? In Failcast terms, that means we hope we failed you in spectacular new ways. Case in point: this week's episode is almost completely about everyone's favorite Eastern European immigration sim, Grand Theft Auto IV. This is particularly astounding, considering that Charlie and Necros have not touched the game yet. Still, we seem to muddle our way through; Yashoki and King3vbo pick up the slack with this week's guest, DJ Duffy. Listen to them discuss the proper technique for hotwiring a car and getting in bed with Liberty City's flirtatious females for only five dollars. Yes ladies and gentlemen, this offer is real, but only if you act now.

Outline of Fail:
00:55 - Don't you dare call me
03:55 - Game Boy Story Hour
07:55 - Duffy out-retros Necros
10:35 - Half-assed interview
13:55 - Community questions
19:00 - Drollroll!
22:40 - Necros sells out
25:50 - Starcraft is always recent
29:30 - Canada NARP LOL WUT
30:25 - Sexy Beach High School
34:05 - Hitogoroshi's Failcast Mask! (see top pic)
35:30 - Droll brings up choice in GTA IV
40:30 - King is inside a 14-year-old girl
42:40 - Could an innocent character fit into GTA?
47:45 - GTA IV made story a big deal
51:35 - Yay out of context
56:05 - Yashoki is a coward
56:35 - Anyone get a zombie character?
60:00 - Why Conrad and I aren't playing GTA IV
64:20 - CTZ makes NARPs happen
69:40 - There's now aniMonday for all you weeaboos

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OP: Galneryus - Meditation for the Saga
Final Fantasy V OST
ED: King and Dern - Cinder Halo

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25 comments | showing # 1 to 25
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NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 15:35
NotAZombie
Failcast!
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 15:36
Maurice Tan
First!
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 15:37
Yashoki
ONEWORD!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 15:38
king3vbo
PENIS!
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 15:41
Bob Muir
MEDULAOBLONGATA!
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 15:56
Wexx
Yay!
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 15:59
DJDuffy
*facepalm*
The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 16:20
The Bez
teetees
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 16:39
Vlambo
OH CANADA! Bout time this American Sausage fest got some Canadian goodness, course it's a Vancouverian..
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 16:45
blehman
COMBOBREAKER!!
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 17:30
Riser Glen
First!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 17:54
king3vbo
Little late to the party, Mr. Glen
Droll's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 18:07
Droll
35:30?!? Droll?!!?
But I'm Droll!!!
So that means......
Oh.....my....god...
I'm Trappped in a podcast!?!?
NOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Droll's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 18:08
Droll
Comin' to you live at 19:00 in, its the DrollRoll!
Brought to you by Sheep Co!
Droll's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 18:13
Droll
DUDE!
Pokemon Trading Card game is one of the greatest games of all time.
Totally amazing.
And Perfect Dark on the Game Boy Color....man...that game was a disaster. It looked amazing, and it sounded great.
Total trainwreck.
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 18:18
DJDuffy
easy there Reaprar....lolz!

Droll...I didn't say Perfect Dark was a bad game for the Gameboy Color, I just didn't like being lead on to believe that there was going to be that camera option, otherwise I wouldn't have bought it.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 18:26
MaxVest
Yeah Duffy! You made Northern CanadiaLand proud!
Droll's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 18:26
Droll
I know! I'm just comenting on my personal expierience with that game. I was but a wee lad when it came out, and I too bought it because I was fooled by the licence(PD was soo good on the n64, its gonna be awesome on the GBC!). Not the case.
At least it had a ton of variety, cause the core gameplay wea bad.
Droll's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 18:47
Droll
And Assassin's Creed is amazing. It doesn't matter that it's "repetitive." It's unbelivably beautiful, it has a surprisingly thoughtful story, and it has an elegant combat system(prioritzing timing over buttton mashing)!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 19:07
tazarthayoot
i will totally dress up as bridget in order to put my penis inside of duffy
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 20:26
Samit Sarkar
Necros, it’s medulla oblongata. You fail.

iTunes-ing now!
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 20:28
NotAZombie
FUCK YEAH STARTING COMBOS.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 20:29
Bob Muir
Samit, failing's the name of the game. And it's one letter! One!
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 23:16
BluDesign
Duffy, you sound totally different than on Xbox Live.

YES, THATS RIGHT! DUFFY AND I ARE DEATHMATCH PARTNERS!

There, the secret's out.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 09:22
Hitogoroshi
Late comment is late! I'll listen to it today :)
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