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Failcast is a community-focused podcast featuring Destructoid's regular users. It is recorded every Tuesday night and (usually) is released on Thursday. Every ten episodes, Failcast features a Destructoid editor.

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Host: Yashoki
Editing: king3vbo
Blogs: Necros
Old Man: Hitogoroshi
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Failcast Episode 7: Sexy Beach High School Edition
FAILCAST | 3:57 PM on 04.24.2008 32 comments




Alright, get this.

Some of you are familiar with the story of how Failcast came to be, and how it was basically all Wiisucks' fault that you're subjected to this on a weekly basis. Well. It turns out that Wiisucks has made his own podcast. Yes, that's right, you can now download his fail right here. I don't want to spoil much for you, but lets just say that he is clearly better at our profession then we are. Anyone who aspires to fail could learn from his advanced techniques.

Moving on to the reason you're probably here: we felt like releasing another installment of our attempts to fail. Despite some initial confusion, our host Yashoki gets the show on the road with regulars Charlie, King3vbo, and Necros, joined this week by the amazing Screaming Red Face. Um...I really don't have anything else to say about this episode except that it makes me feel like I'm in Japan.

And away we go!

Outline of Fail:
00:30 - Welcome to Failcast!
01:45 - King hates moonspeak
04:25 - The World Ends with You OMG!
06:30 - King's...a good guy...
10:35 - Hate is a strong word
12:15 - Hadouken. Haduken.
15:45 - Community feedback time!
18:35 - Thanks for that, Microsoft
21:10 - Wedge's scary fusion pic
24:25 - King works for The Man
28:30 - Hito dismisses Marvel vs. Capcom (and has a good reason)
33:50 - Kryptinite's guilty pleasure is buying collector's editions
38:20 - Messenger bags =/= man purse
39:00 - Pedro posts the GTA IV Special Edition cover
46:05 - Consumer whorism
50:20 - Seriously Charlie, that's as bad as Necros
55:10 - Everyone is more rational than Necros
56:00 - DryvBy discusses ads in gaming
59:55 - PAX: For all your throat-slitting needs
66:10 - PaperBowser0 is unsure where the next Golden Sun should go
68:30 - Clockwork is wrong about gamers becoming nerdy recently
74:00 - F Whipple reminisces about life-stealing
79:45 - We, sadly, bring up furries
81:05 - Being a douchebag is amazing
85:25 - Sibling talk time
87:20 - Conrad Zimmerman talks about video game cartoons
92:10 - Yashoki forces us into Podtoid-san's territory
95:45 - A very special outro

Music Credits:
OP: Five Iron Frenzy - Wizard Needs Food, Badly
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children OST
ED: NOFX - Always Hate Hippies

We're still looking for listener contributions in any form, especially audio questions on anything for our next preview episode (with a bit rate of 128 kbps and a sample rate of 44.100 kHz). So go send shit to Failcast@gmail.com now!


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Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 16:08
Bob Muir
Also, King can go fuck himself.
charliesuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 16:16
charliesuh
Or a 9 year old little girl.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 16:18
007
...Yes.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 16:25
king3vbo
...Ok
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 16:49
mix
...We're no strangers to love
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 16:54
nintendoll
High five for Five Iron Frenzy
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 16:57
Brian Szabelski
Five Iron Frenzy = +1000 points for everyone.
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 16:58
razerangel
Double podcast-gasm!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 17:28
king3vbo
YAY People like FIF! (my favorite band of all time)
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 17:29
Wexx
WHY'D THEY HAVE TO GO! :(
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 17:59
vexed alex
Wiisuck's podcast. A new level of annoyance.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 18:08
Samit Sarkar
I’d hit it.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 18:13
Wedge
I am inundated with podcasts. Huzzah.
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 18:15
NotAZombie
Necros is right on the Hadoken.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 18:20
Spartacus
Huzzah.
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 18:35
DJDuffy
nice one...

naked pictures of King?! O_o
RHWeeeee6's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 19:42
RHWeeeee6
This podcast needs more Necros/Yaris references.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 19:57
wardrox
95:45!?

You guys totally fail at getting cake for that.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 20:06
Sharpless
I return from my self-imposed quasi-exile to also provide you with a high-five for the use of Five Iron Frenzy.

*high five*
RHWeeeee6's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 20:16
RHWeeeee6
Necros is a COMPLETE idiot. No one should ever strive to be like him. Say no to consumerwhoreism kids.
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 20:24
nintendoll
I saw FIF on their Farewell tour a while back
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 20:55
king3vbo
As did I nintendoll, as did I
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 20:56
Dan CiTi
No More Heroes is about fashion.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 21:29
Sharpless
@nintendoll, king
I wish I had. I saw them back in 2000. Got my picture taken with Reese and Jeff The Girl, and I looked like a total dork. Yay.
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 22:12
Vlambo
Yea, I'm Canadian, so my I spell the words like the Brits. And I have a tendency to capitalize random words.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 22:24
Aaron Mxy Yost
Man, I miss WiiSucks.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 23:25
AgentMOO
Ok, you just ensured no one is gonna enter the contest...

Also, Necros, why do you only drive the white yaris?
MatCD's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 03:01
MatCD
Did you say that Devil May Cry has no substance?
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 04:11
Sharpless
Why did WiiSucks get banned, anyway? Which line was the one he wasn't supposed to cross? I never figured that out.
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