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Failcast Episode 7: Sexy Beach High School Edition
FAILCAST | 3:57 PM on 04.24.2008 31 comments




Alright, get this.

Some of you are familiar with the story of how Failcast came to be, and how it was basically all Wiisucks' fault that you're subjected to this on a weekly basis. Well. It turns out that Wiisucks has made his own podcast. Yes, that's right, you can now download his fail right here. I don't want to spoil much for you, but lets just say that he is clearly better at our profession then we are. Anyone who aspires to fail could learn from his advanced techniques.

Moving on to the reason you're probably here: we felt like releasing another installment of our attempts to fail. Despite some initial confusion, our host Yashoki gets the show on the road with regulars Charlie, King3vbo, and Necros, joined this week by the amazing Screaming Red Face. Um...I really don't have anything else to say about this episode except that it makes me feel like I'm in Japan.

And away we go!

Outline of Fail:
00:30 - Welcome to Failcast!
01:45 - King hates moonspeak
04:25 - The World Ends with You OMG!
06:30 - King's...a good guy...
10:35 - Hate is a strong word
12:15 - Hadouken. Haduken.
15:45 - Community feedback time!
18:35 - Thanks for that, Microsoft
21:10 - Wedge's scary fusion pic
24:25 - King works for The Man
28:30 - Hito dismisses Marvel vs. Capcom (and has a good reason)
33:50 - Kryptinite's guilty pleasure is buying collector's editions
38:20 - Messenger bags =/= man purse
39:00 - Pedro posts the GTA IV Special Edition cover
46:05 - Consumer whorism
50:20 - Seriously Charlie, that's as bad as Necros
55:10 - Everyone is more rational than Necros
56:00 - DryvBy discusses ads in gaming
59:55 - PAX: For all your throat-slitting needs
66:10 - PaperBowser0 is unsure where the next Golden Sun should go
68:30 - Clockwork is wrong about gamers becoming nerdy recently
74:00 - F Whipple reminisces about life-stealing
79:45 - We, sadly, bring up furries
81:05 - Being a douchebag is amazing
85:25 - Sibling talk time
87:20 - Conrad Zimmerman talks about video game cartoons
92:10 - Yashoki forces us into Podtoid-san's territory
95:45 - A very special outro

Music Credits:
OP: Five Iron Frenzy - Wizard Needs Food, Badly
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children OST
ED: NOFX - Always Hate Hippies

We're still looking for listener contributions in any form, especially audio questions on anything for our next preview episode (with a bit rate of 128 kbps and a sample rate of 44.100 kHz). So go send shit to Failcast@gmail.com now!


That beach girl should have downloaded this episode.





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Necros's Destructoid Blog
Also, King can go fuck himself.
charliesuh's Destructoid Blog
Or a 9 year old little girl.
007's Destructoid Blog
...Yes.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
...Ok
mix's Destructoid Blog
...We're no strangers to love
nintendoll's Destructoid Blog
High five for Five Iron Frenzy
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
Five Iron Frenzy = +1000 points for everyone.
razerangel's Destructoid Blog
Double podcast-gasm!
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
YAY People like FIF! (my favorite band of all time)
Wexx's Destructoid Blog
WHY'D THEY HAVE TO GO! :(
vexed alex's Destructoid Blog
Wiisuck's podcast. A new level of annoyance.
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
I’d hit it.
Wedge's Destructoid Blog
I am inundated with podcasts. Huzzah.
NotAZombie's Destructoid Blog
Necros is right on the Hadoken.
Spartacus's Destructoid Blog
Huzzah.
DJDuffy 's Destructoid Blog
nice one...

naked pictures of King?! O_o
RHWeeeee6's Destructoid Blog
This podcast needs more Necros/Yaris references.
wardrox's Destructoid Blog
95:45!?

You guys totally fail at getting cake for that.
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
I return from my self-imposed quasi-exile to also provide you with a high-five for the use of Five Iron Frenzy.

*high five*
RHWeeeee6's Destructoid Blog
Necros is a COMPLETE idiot. No one should ever strive to be like him. Say no to consumerwhoreism kids.
nintendoll's Destructoid Blog
I saw FIF on their Farewell tour a while back
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
As did I nintendoll, as did I
Dan CiTi's Destructoid Blog
No More Heroes is about fashion.
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
@nintendoll, king
I wish I had. I saw them back in 2000. Got my picture taken with Reese and Jeff The Girl, and I looked like a total dork. Yay.
Vlambo's Destructoid Blog
Yea, I'm Canadian, so my I spell the words like the Brits. And I have a tendency to capitalize random words.
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
Man, I miss WiiSucks.
AgentMOO's Destructoid Blog
Ok, you just ensured no one is gonna enter the contest...

Also, Necros, why do you only drive the white yaris?
MatCD's Destructoid Blog
Did you say that Devil May Cry has no substance?
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
Why did WiiSucks get banned, anyway? Which line was the one he wasn't supposed to cross? I never figured that out.


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Failcast is a community-focused podcast featuring Destructoid's regular users. It is recorded every Tuesday night and (usually) is released on Thursday. Every ten episodes, Failcast features a Destructoid editor.

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Host: Yashoki
Editing: king3vbo
Blogs: Necros
Old Man: Hitogoroshi
Guest Failures: Those who fail

If you want to be a guest on the podcast or have an audio segment to contribute, send an email to Failcast@gmail.com and we'll get back to you. Keep in mind that we have a long guest list, but you will be put on it; you'll just have to wait. Any audio segments should be in MP3 format, with a bit rate of 128 kbps and a sample rate of 44.100 kHz.





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