Sometimes, I come back from classes to write a Failcast post up and am just uncertain about how to proceed. Maybe my brain has gone offline for the day, or I just want to go take a nap because I was up too late playing games the night before. In these instances, I try to draw on other members of the Failcast team for at least a starting idea for me to expand on. Today, I learned never to ask Yashoki again. Here's the topics he told me to use: "sky riders," "rollerblades," and "Jersey beach." What the hell.

I know that it's mostly useless filler surrounding the fact that we need your questions, statements, insults, hopes, dreams, and rape stories for our recording of episode 6 tonight, with community guest Gamegoblin, but I at least try to make it as interesting as possible. (Note how needlessly long that last sentence was for the basic fact it was trying to convey.) Yet somehow, my enthusiasm for this post has just entirely dropped based on those three phrases Mr. Shoki instructed me to elaborate on. And it gets better.

Want to know what topics we might be discussing on today's show? According to Koshi:

- Lesbians



God damn it, I hate you so much.