Failcast is a community-focused podcast featuring Destructoid's regular users. It is recorded every Tuesday night and (usually) is released on Thursday. Every ten episodes, Failcast features a Destructoid editor.
If you want to be a guest on the podcast or have an audio segment to contribute, send an email to Failcast@gmail.com and we'll get back to you. Keep in mind that we have a long guest list, but you will be put on it; you'll just have to wait. Any audio segments should be in MP3 format, with a bit rate of 128 kbps and a sample rate of 44.100 kHz.
Some things are changing with Failcast. Little things, like a toddler growing his teeth in. And then chewing up your furniture, so you have to smack the dumbass to teach him a lesson. But don't try to smack us. We will fuck you up.
Then Child Services gets called in, and instead of the kid getting protected by the State, you end up pleading with them to take the kid away for your sake. No one believes that a kid could be the abusive half of a relationship, and while they make a half-hearted report, you know nothing is going to get resolved. So you have to live every day in fear, wondering when the next attack will come. Before you know it, you've chained yourself to the shed in the backyard, a circle of red paint framing your naked body, waiting for Gardamax, Lord of Madness, to impale you with a crimson spear forged from salmon.
Don't fuck with us.
Also, don't fuck with Ceark, because he's pretty cool too, and our guest for not only this preview of episode 5, but episode 5 itself. In this installment, we discuss art, cblog recaps, how awesome Ceark is, and his amazing Destructoid comic. Not surprisingly, we praise him for doing God's work.
As always, if you want to contribute to Failcast in some form, our email is Failcast@gmail.com, so drop us a line if you want to be on the show, contribute an audio clip, or link us to something totally fail/win. We're not picky.