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Failcast Episode 45: SkiFree for Your Life
FAILCAST | 1:11 PM on 08.10.2009 11 comments




Failcast? On a Monday? It must be Christmas! It's not? Well then the only explanation can be that king is LATE with his editing again. Obviously he did it on purpose because I am LAZY and LATE and things of that nature. Obviously.

This week's (or technically last week's depending on how you look at it) show consists of the usual debauchery, lust, and hate that all 3 of you Failcast fans have come to know and love. Our special guest is the immaculate Pangloss, who joins the usual group of Nigros, Screaming Red Face, Mexi-can't, and LAZY NO GOOD EDITOR WHO NEEDS TO GET HIS PRIORITIES STRAIGHT.

Instead of real show notes, you get a generic outline of every Failcast episode ever
00:00 - Host says "Destructoid's only community podcast", lies through his teeth
00:17 - Yashoki forgets to say something when he is introduced, king makes a retarded joke and no one laughs. Hito complains about his hip and the weather
02:14 - Necros interrupts with a comment that weirds everyone out, awkward silence follows
08:48 - Yashoki and king3vbo have been playing World of Warcraft. NO ONE CARES.
09:30 - Hitogoroshi has been playing Metal Slug. EVERYONE CARES.
09:45 - The guest silently wishes they had never signed up for this
10:59 - Necros has not played Dead Space yet. THE JOKE IS NO LONGER FUNNY
20:X6 - Community questions, king outs himself as a pedo yet again. Yashoki makes fun of someone's username.
27:38 - WHAT'S POPPIN
30:15 - Community questions are over, a short clip of some song no one cares about plays, and everyone turns off their mp3 players because the second half is boring.

Cblog links (added by Necros):
Topher wants people to have avatars
IroN1c watches The Matrix Online die
Electro Lemon's Late Night Lulz™

Music Credits:
OP: Smashmouth - Why Can't We Be Friends
Kurenai OST
DJMegaMatX - Dragon Warrior (There's a Princess)
ED: The Bloodhound Gang - I Hope You Die

As always, email Failcast@gmail.com if you want to be on the show or to beg for Necros to start posting again


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king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2009 13:54
king3vbo
Boooo failcast sucks get off the internet
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2009 13:57
blehman
Pangloss! Still waiting on that google maps shoop, buddy.
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2009 13:58
Xhumation
@king3vbo

I love how failcast members troll themselves. I really do.
's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2009 14:11
Clint
Hahahha at the Show Notes XD Can't wait to listen!
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2009 14:50
Pangloss
@Bleh: The google maps shoop will never come, because I, too, am lazy. And I suck at shoopery.

Time to listen to me not talking, because I am meek and polite and hesitate to interrupt people, even when being crass and rude is supposed to be a feature.
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2009 14:54
Pangloss
Also time to finish my monthly musing post so people have something newer than a fucking year old to look at when you link my blog.

Thanks for having me on (arguably under some form of duress, but whatever), you beautiful bastards. And King.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2009 15:38
king3vbo
@xhumation: I honestly, without a doubt, hate every one of them. But I hate them so much it becomes love... Thank god my therapist doesn't know how to internets, otherwise I'd be locked up in the funny farm for sure.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2009 18:06
Puppy Licks
One day, I will quit my job and be able to harass you guys on the show. it will be midday but I'll do my best to drink up regardless :)
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2009 21:11
Bob Muir
The cblogs we talked about, since King didn't link them (lazy bastard):

Topher wants people to have avatars
IroN1c watches The Matrix Online die
Electro Lemon's Late Night Lulz™

GOD I'M SO BORING
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2009 22:14
Guagloves
Have fun with GH3 on expert Necros. The song against the Devil on expert is pretty much impossible. Also Slayer.
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