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Failcast episode 41 records tonight; I'm running out of witty things to say
FAILCAST | 4:01 PM on 06.30.2009 29 comments




I just made a theory: everyone has a finite number of jokes they can make. Some people have more than others, some get a certain amount per month or year, and some people only get them after an event of some kind (class change!). But the point is, you reach the point where you can run out of funny things to say, and now I'm worried about that when I can't seem to think of anything creative to put in this show's header. In place of my mediocrity, please enjoy the above picture, which makes me burst out laughing every time I see it.

Anyway, Failcast returns tonight, after our unannounced, unexplained, and unjustified break last week. (I'll just claim we were that overwhelmed with awesomeness from Chad Concelmo's appearance in the previous episode.) Tonight's community guest is everyone's favorite Mexican, Knives. We'll grill him on "the issues," which as far as I can tell, consist of him somehow appearing at every big Dtoid get-together.

What we need from you, dear listeners, are questions! About, as usual, anything! We know you'll come through and surprise us, so let 'em rip in the comments!



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Analoge's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 16:34
Analoge
Seems to be a point of contention lately, so I'll let you guys get it off your chest (if it was there at all).

What do you think about the quality of the cblogs as of late. I'm hearing a lot of grumbling that standards have lowered and that the Golden Age is gone. Your opinions?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 16:35
king3vbo
Knives, popping whats?
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 16:53
ParaParaKing
Dildos or butt plugs?
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 17:03
Cataract
Be honest. Whose death hit you harder, Michael Jacksons, or Billy Mays?
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 17:16
AgentMOO
Are you on the ball?

GET ON THE BALL
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 17:27
ParaParaKing
Dear Animucast:
What anime will you be watching starting July?
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 17:41
naia-the-gamer
kniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiives!
ryu89's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 18:03
ryu89
KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES

Knives, why is alex a FAKExican, and you and Tactix are TRUE mexicans?
Jesse Cortez's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 18:14
Jesse Cortez
Hola Knives! Como estas? Por favor, puedes hablar en espanol en el resto de los preguantas comunidades?
Jesse Cortez's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 18:15
Jesse Cortez
!spelling--
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 18:27
Dead Movie Star
What's poppin', Knives?
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 18:31
garison
knives, do you have any children ;)
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 18:37
AgentMOO
Also, kniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiives!
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 18:59
de BLOO
!Mexiforce++
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 18:59
ParaParaKing
knives, if you can get children what will you do to them?
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 19:10
Puppy Licks
What's each of your favourite metal bands?

Also, do you think Transformers 2 failed so hard because the robots had no drills whatsoever?

AUUGH AUUGH AUUGH!!!
theredpepperofdoom's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 19:22
theredpepperofdoom
Knives, is your name related to the villain from Trigun?
Also if there were a Gurren Lagann live-action movie, who would you want directing it?
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 19:50
BFeld13
Where the fuck have I been?
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 20:03
Wexx
KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES?

What do you wowfags (and not-wowfags) think of the faction transfers that were recently announced? I Don't play anymore, but I don't think it will have a positive affect on the faction balance on any server.
's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 20:16
Clint
Necros, I'm setting up a Ship server that may prove to be very profitable. I have a lot of high rolling investors signed on like Kenneth Bay and Charles Ponzi, and was wondering if you'd like to get it on it. I can promise a solid 15% return on every investment you make and will gladly throw in a limited edition collectors tin and poster. Can I count you in?

Also, am I bitch for tearing up at the end of Gurren Lagann? >.<
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 22:42
BulletTrain
If people can run out of jokes, can failcast run out of failure?

Knives, what have you failed at so terribly to warrant an appearance on failcast?
bunnyrabbit2's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 23:13
bunnyrabbit2
Is is possible for knives to yell rabbit?

Also, will knives snuggle with me at PAX?
Andy Butler's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 23:14
Andy Butler
Why does knives pretend he is Mexican?
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 23:16
Coonskin05
Does Knives have Swine Flu?
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 23:19
de BLOO
KNIIIIIIIIIIVES:

Do you feel Mexico is a potential Market the video game industry hasn't fully tapped into yet?
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 23:22
Stella Wong
Yay Knives!

now you say that you do insane type of giftwraping. I wanna know what's the most creative way you've wrapped a gift.

Also do you enjoy Maru the internet cat that jumps into boxes?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfGOlEizUUs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdhLQCYQ-nQ
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2009 23:45
Wedge
You know you can just re-use header lines, it's not like anyone will remember.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 03:52
Y0j1mb0
Lo que Tactix dijo.
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