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Failcast episode 41 records tonight; I'm running out of witty things to say
FAILCAST | 4:01 PM on 06.30.2009 28 comments




I just made a theory: everyone has a finite number of jokes they can make. Some people have more than others, some get a certain amount per month or year, and some people only get them after an event of some kind (class change!). But the point is, you reach the point where you can run out of funny things to say, and now I'm worried about that when I can't seem to think of anything creative to put in this show's header. In place of my mediocrity, please enjoy the above picture, which makes me burst out laughing every time I see it.

Anyway, Failcast returns tonight, after our unannounced, unexplained, and unjustified break last week. (I'll just claim we were that overwhelmed with awesomeness from Chad Concelmo's appearance in the previous episode.) Tonight's community guest is everyone's favorite Mexican, Knives. We'll grill him on "the issues," which as far as I can tell, consist of him somehow appearing at every big Dtoid get-together.

What we need from you, dear listeners, are questions! About, as usual, anything! We know you'll come through and surprise us, so let 'em rip in the comments!



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Analoge's Destructoid Blog
Seems to be a point of contention lately, so I'll let you guys get it off your chest (if it was there at all).

What do you think about the quality of the cblogs as of late. I'm hearing a lot of grumbling that standards have lowered and that the Golden Age is gone. Your opinions?
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
Knives, popping whats?
ParaParaKing's Destructoid Blog
Dildos or butt plugs?
Cataract's Destructoid Blog
Be honest. Whose death hit you harder, Michael Jacksons, or Billy Mays?
AgentMOO's Destructoid Blog
Are you on the ball?

GET ON THE BALL
ParaParaKing's Destructoid Blog
Dear Animucast:
What anime will you be watching starting July?
naia-the-gamer's Destructoid Blog
kniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiives!
ryu89's Destructoid Blog
KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES

Knives, why is alex a FAKExican, and you and Tactix are TRUE mexicans?
Tactix's Destructoid Blog
Hola Knives! Como estas? Por favor, puedes hablar en espanol en el resto de los preguantas comunidades?
Tactix's Destructoid Blog
!spelling--
Dead Movie Star's Destructoid Blog
What's poppin', Knives?
garison's Destructoid Blog
knives, do you have any children ;)
AgentMOO's Destructoid Blog
Also, kniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiives!
de BLOO's Destructoid Blog
!Mexiforce++
ParaParaKing's Destructoid Blog
knives, if you can get children what will you do to them?
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
What's each of your favourite metal bands?

Also, do you think Transformers 2 failed so hard because the robots had no drills whatsoever?

AUUGH AUUGH AUUGH!!!
theredpepperofdoom's Destructoid Blog
Knives, is your name related to the villain from Trigun?
Also if there were a Gurren Lagann live-action movie, who would you want directing it?
BFeld13's Destructoid Blog
Where the fuck have I been?
Wexx's Destructoid Blog
KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES?

What do you wowfags (and not-wowfags) think of the faction transfers that were recently announced? I Don't play anymore, but I don't think it will have a positive affect on the faction balance on any server.
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask's Destructoid Blog
Necros, I'm setting up a Ship server that may prove to be very profitable. I have a lot of high rolling investors signed on like Kenneth Bay and Charles Ponzi, and was wondering if you'd like to get it on it. I can promise a solid 15% return on every investment you make and will gladly throw in a limited edition collectors tin and poster. Can I count you in?

Also, am I bitch for tearing up at the end of Gurren Lagann? >.<
BulletTrain's Destructoid Blog
If people can run out of jokes, can failcast run out of failure?

Knives, what have you failed at so terribly to warrant an appearance on failcast?
bunnyrabbit2's Destructoid Blog
Is is possible for knives to yell rabbit?

Also, will knives snuggle with me at PAX?
Gandysampras's Destructoid Blog
Why does knives pretend he is Mexican?
Coonskin05's Destructoid Blog
Does Knives have Swine Flu?
de BLOO's Destructoid Blog
KNIIIIIIIIIIVES:

Do you feel Mexico is a potential Market the video game industry hasn't fully tapped into yet?
Stella Wong's Destructoid Blog
Yay Knives!

now you say that you do insane type of giftwraping. I wanna know what's the most creative way you've wrapped a gift.

Also do you enjoy Maru the internet cat that jumps into boxes?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfGOlEizUUs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdhLQCYQ-nQ
Wedge's Destructoid Blog
You know you can just re-use header lines, it's not like anyone will remember.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
Lo que Tactix dijo.


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