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Failcast Episode 3: Why Do I Cry When I'm Taking a Dump?
FAILCAST | 4:03 PM on 02.28.2008 23 comments




There are many ways to answer that question. Maybe you ate too many jalapeno peppers the night before, and your shit is so spicy, it burns your rectum. Maybe your parents died in front of your eyes while you were on the toilet, and you have severe mental scarring. Or maybe - just maybe - you're sad that you get off on taking a dump.

It shall forever remain a mystery.

On a completely unrelated topic, we are proud to present Failcast numero tres, or "number tres" for you non-Mexicans. Host Yashoki guides regulars Charlie, King3vbo, and Necros through the labyrinth of fail to confront our own terrifying minotaur, Toneman, who may in fact be invisible. Or maybe he's just not there. You should listen and let us know if we should retrospectively fear for our lives.

Outline of Fail:
01:30 - Worst episode ever!
04:00 - Duh duh duh duh duh DOOM
07:45 - Stop with the "not" codespeak
08:45 - Shoki gots a 360
11:25 - Go pay for N+, you cheapskate
11:35 - "Alright alright, I'm doing alright!"
13:25 - Rio's epic hats!
16:30 - Yashoki hates DarkAnubisPwnr because he's on his friends list
18:00 - Community questions!
19:00 - Who is Polo Guy?
22:20 - We'll get to you, Zaqu
23:25 - Blehman's pic
27:10 - I'm FREEEEEEEEE
27:15 - Yashoki's answer
29:40 - CP is...
31:45 - Back to Zaqu, Fail of the Week: How do you read "¿"?
35:20 - Dtoid is not "selling out," shut up dumbasses
37:15 - Cosby of Bel-Air
39:40 - Genki talks about his CD fundraiser
43:30 - What is a clog?
44:00 - Would you buy a console for one game? (Harukai)
50:00 - Goldeneye on 360? Nuh uh
52:15 - Necros stands by that statement
54:20 - Charlie's Dtoid 360 room project
57:15 - We have over 20,000 users!
58:50 - Necros blames both this girl and you, community
62:45 - Thornnn is now taboo
63:30 - The Destructoid Cancun Contest
66:30 - Toneman is quietest guest ever

Music Credits:
OP: Gnarls Barkley
OCRemix - Chrono Symphonic
ED: Five Iron Frenzy

A yellow stream of fail:


Dump the fail into your computer.

Or feed on it like the pervert you are:


(Yes, it has only taken us three episodes to devolve into potty humor. God help us.)

EDIT: Podbean is having some server issues, i.e. failing. If none of those download options are working at the moment, download it from this link.



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20 comments | showing # 1 to 20
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blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 16:12
blehman
I just heard one of these yesterday, ya'll are great. And Riser Glen posted that pic in the forums, I thought it matched your Green Lantern one.
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 16:24
ceark
entertaining, as always
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 16:31
Dynamic Sheep
Because it hurts... me too
riomccarthy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 16:42
riomccarthy
Thank you for giving me the honor of best blog! I <3 you all!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 16:46
Samit Sarkar
Downloading the fail now.
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 16:49
Guagloves
Steaming the fail. Woot.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 16:59
king3vbo
Woot that fail, WOOT IT IN THE BUMBUM
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 17:00
Brian Szabelski
Downloading the fail now. Preparing for lulz.
kaciesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 17:22
kaciesaurus
enjoyable.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 17:49
Bob Muir
I just fixed the download, which decided to break for no reason. I blame gremlins.

Let me know if it breaks again.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 18:39
Bob Muir
Podbean is having some server trouble and occasionally disabling downloads. I'm posting a back-up download link in case the feed goes down again.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 18:52
wardrox
anti-IRC comments are fail, rest of failcast is good.
Jonathan Kerr's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 20:04
Jonathan Kerr
Failrific!
RHWeeeee6's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 21:36
RHWeeeee6
Nice failcast guys. And I agree with King3vbo, Necros is a hippie.
FinalFist's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 21:43
FinalFist
Fail FTW
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 03:29
vexed alex
That was fantastic.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 03:31
vexed alex
Also, I'm a part of Failcast forever with that title.
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 04:24
Toneman
Soooooo quiet.
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 04:31
Toneman
You know what it is? I'm too good of a listener that I got caught up in listening and didn't comment enough.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 09:14
king3vbo
LAY OFF TONEMAN HES SENSITIVE
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