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Failcast episode 3 records tonight; Yellow is scary
FAILCAST | 3:49 PM on 02.26.2008 37 comments




That's right kiddies, it's time for another installment of fail! If you haven't gotten used to it by now, here's the drill: we're a community-based podcast, which means that without the community, we're nothing. It's like how, without his ring, Green Lantern is just a dude who's afraid of yellow. And then he gets his ass kicked by ducks and the Best Buy logo. So to prevent us from getting beaten up by a block of cheese, we beseech you: ask us some questions for us to read aloud on the show.

Some of you have asked if there is a theme for a certain show. Generally, we create the show outline only an hour before we record, since, you know, fuck preparation. However, I can toss out a few recent topics that we may discuss. No promises, though.

~ Jack Thompson "joining" Dtoid

~ The events of GDC

~ NARP and Pologuy!

~ Cblog whores

~ Dtoid selling out (hint: they're not)

~ EA proposing to Take Two

~ The migration pattern of beluga whales

Don't let that limit you, though. Feel free to bring up whatever interests you, except Summa and his CP. We do have some standards.

Oh, and Toneman is gonna be on the show. We figure some of you might enjoy that.



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vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:56
vexed alex
You'd better discuss NARP and Polo Guy. That's a fucking given.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:57
blehman
To go with your lovely green lantern pic:

BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:58
BigPopaGamer
Hmm. I can never get enough of you guys failing.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 16:05
king3vbo
Blehman wins an internet
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 16:05
EternalDeathSlayer
I just want to know who you're referring to as Cblog whores?

I'd imagine you're talking about me and my contests. Hey, I'm trying to figure out a way to not whore my blog. Something similiar to Coonskin's contest perhaps.

Any help from anybody is much appreciated.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 16:11
EternalDeathSlayer
Also, I agree with Kind. Picture = Win.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 16:17
the GAMEGOBLIN
Your podcast doesn't really fail though so it's false advertisement. But that means you fail at failing which in turn makes you failures in that sense.

Also, why do girls bleed?
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 16:18
blehman
GAMEGOBLIN's question deserves another in the same vein(tee-hee)

Why don't girl's insides fall out?
kaciesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 16:20
kaciesaurus
rofl @ batman's dead parents


I want to know:
boxers or briefs, and why?
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 16:20
BFeld13
IF I HAVE A MILKSHAKE, AND YOU HAVE A MILKSHAKE, WHAT HAPPENS?

Also, why is EDS such a cblog whore? (I couldn't resist)
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 16:22
ceark
might talk about the dtoid 2nd anniv. and reminisce on how dtoid has changed your life.
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 16:23
ceark
also, what does CP mean. I'm really slow in figuring out all these damn memes.
Elitechief27's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 16:25
Elitechief27
@BFeld13 beat me to the punch

How about your thougts on DMC4 and games of its ilk
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 16:25
Cowzilla3
I would talk about who you think is the biggest dtoid fan, who should go to cancun. then once you've really pissed each other off get into a fist fight over skype.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 16:26
vexed alex
My question:

Why do I cry when I'm taking a dump?
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 16:27
EternalDeathSlayer
I love the jokes guys, really. Thanks for your fucking support.

Cause blogging everyday about games is really being a whore.
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 16:32
Genki-JAM
I have 2 questions for you guys.

1) How awesome am I?

2) Why am I so awesome?

(BONUS ROUND)
3) Can I get any awesomer??
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 16:34
Bob Muir
When I was thinking of "cblog whores," I was thinking of actual whores, such as those with boobs and Myspace pictures. Either topic could be good, though.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 16:37
Brian Szabelski
Dtoid birthday contest: Most epic contest ever?
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 16:40
EternalDeathSlayer
such as those with boobs

Unfortunate, but in many cases true. Apoligies to those that aren't.

That's actually a great fucking idea to talk about. Some of these girls get a million comments even if the blog is fail. And the best part is that people aren't even mean to them.

Check out Vixen's last blog, it was like a meaningless myspace blog, yet it got like 100 fucking comments. And nobody flamed her because she has bewbs.

It's fucking disgusting.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 16:58
king3vbo
I flamed Vixen....... :'(
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 17:21
Guagloves
Why do I procrastinate so fucking much and what can I do to stop?
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 17:24
EternalDeathSlayer
@ King3vbo: Thank you so much for doing so, she needs to be flamed more. Even I didn't bother, I'm trying not to flame people even when they fail.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 17:54
Darren Nakamura
I was going to suggest you talk about Polo Guy, but it's already up there.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 17:54
Coonskin05
I have a question.

How excited are all of you with all the shit that will clog up the cblogs until March 25?
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 17:57
EternalDeathSlayer
Coonskin wins an internet. This contest and the spamming of the cblogs is gonna suck. Well the spamming part, not the contest. You guys should discuss this, although perhaps you should wait till next time when we'll have more evidence of the fail and spam.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 19:20
Wedge
QUESTION!

Necros X DMV Yaoi? When will this be available?
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 19:28
Samit Sarkar
@EDS: I didn’t bother commenting, let alone flame her.

Anyway, I may be appearing on the front page now, but I’ll always feel like a member of the community. Hopefully you all still see me that way. I mean, ask Y0j1mb0 — I still showed up for FNF last week as usual, so hey...now you guys can’t complain about no editors playing!
BonfireAg03's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 19:50
BonfireAg03
I just want to know who you're referring to as Cblog whores?

*hastily puts away cblog whoring money* What?

And congrats, Samit.

No, no questions. Just comment whoring. *innocent whistling*
zaqu's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 20:33
zaqu
audiosurf groups¿ like the possability that we have a server to host and we all play the same songs and a place where all our names can be to make some dtoid audiosurf community fun

estimate at what time you will buy your ps3
A.)4 months
B.)8 months
C.)12 months
D.)18 months
E.)299$
F.)249$

what your favourite antivirus software¿

apple pie¿ or cherry pie¿

winamp¿ or VLC¿

what is your favourite homebrew game¿

tell everyone about trackmania nations

who`s excited for starcraft 2¿

who would like to see more rts on consoles¿

digg¿ or reddit¿

what your favourite internet browser¿

do you fold at home with your pc¿

do you own a psp or a ds¿

chocolate or banana pudding¿

do you use steam¿ if so how much¿

whats your favourite game publisher¿

ham sammich or a monocle¿

favourite torrent site¿

vent or teamspeak¿

do you own a wii¿

your opinion on the new ads on the side of the site
Puppetpallmich's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 21:15
Puppetpallmich
if u were going to declaire some one the judas of a gaming console, say the ds, who would u choose and why
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 23:31
Riser Glen
I want you guys to discuss why whiteboy hasn't been banned for spamming comments yet.
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 23:50
ceark
lol zaqu at it again.
Cutie Honey's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 00:28
Cutie Honey
Screw the migration pattern of beluga whales, what about the migration patterns of RED CHRISTMAS ISLAND CRABS!?!
Cutie Honey's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 00:29
Cutie Honey
And here's a link,
because I TYPE IN CAPS AND FORGOT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvabv7a6m7E
Remo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 15:07
Remo
Talk about having to pay for the wii's online.
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