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Failcast Episode 22 Beta: It's Hard Being Itemforty
FAILCAST \| 4:04 PM on 01.05.2009	20 comments

This is just a great, off-topic episode, even if it's late because of random New Year's sicknesses. This week (last week) Yashoki, King3vbo, and Riser Glen grill community guest Itemforty, as they discuss spoilers on top of spoilers, what scents drive the ladies wild (answer: the shaft), 10 ways to use a pencil other than writing, and what Pokemon Item is weak against. Also, we might have secretly interviewed Item for some sort of job - listen to see if he made the cut or if he just has no idea what was going on.

Music Credits:
OP: Robert James Hoffman - The Yes Dance
Lost Odyssey OST Disc 2
ED: Bad Religion - You

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20 comments | showing # 1 to 20

king3vbo

My weaknesses include Bears, Beets, Badgers, and Battlestar Galactica

blehman

itemforty is a myth.

Pangloss

No, Blehman. Itemforty is a LEGEND.

Y0j1mb0

itemwho?

Hamza CTZ Aziz

Oh hell no Yojimbo. Don't be talking smack about my boy Itemforty.

BahamutZero

I heard he can make panties drop at 500 meters with his mind

The GHost

Itemforty and his sexual prowess is a legend that parents tell their kids to keep them humble and insecure.

blehman

Yeah, he's a legendary myth!

Kryptinite

Itemforty..Itemforty....what?

Y0j1mb0

LMAO

The Incredible Edible Egg

I have a question: Itemforty, which way is your penis pointing?

Dead Movie Star

Let do the boys in the garbage disposal
Let do the boys in the garbage disposal
dicksdicksdicks dicksdicksdicksdicksdicks
dicksdicksdicks dicksdicksdicksdicksdicks

Gregor

what's failcast

The Bez

RING DING DING YES

NotAZombie

Fuck firemen, they came into a warehouse I was working at and they were assholes and took a shit load of pictures and then left.

Fuck firemen.

BFeld13

RING DING fucking DING

BluDesign

ding ding ding dingding ding ding ding

Hollie Bennett

oh god....not HIM

AgentMOO

The extended job interview was the definition of failcast's mission statement - so fail, it's win.

itemforty

I haven't heard back yet. What's the rule? Call within two weeks or so?

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