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Failcast Episode 22 Beta: It's Hard Being Itemforty
FAILCAST \| 4:04 PM on 01.05.2009	20 comments

This is just a great, off-topic episode, even if it's late because of random New Year's sicknesses. This week (last week) Yashoki, King3vbo, and Riser Glen grill community guest Itemforty, as they discuss spoilers on top of spoilers, what scents drive the ladies wild (answer: the shaft), 10 ways to use a pencil other than writing, and what Pokemon Item is weak against. Also, we might have secretly interviewed Item for some sort of job - listen to see if he made the cut or if he just has no idea what was going on.

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ED: Bad Religion - You

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20 comments | showing # 1 to 20

king3vbo says:
(# 0) on 01/05/2009 16:13

My weaknesses include Bears, Beets, Badgers, and Battlestar Galactica

blehman says:
(# 1) on 01/05/2009 16:38

itemforty is a myth.

Pangloss says:
(# 2) on 01/05/2009 16:45

No, Blehman. Itemforty is a LEGEND.

Y0j1mb0 says:
(# 3) on 01/05/2009 16:45

itemwho?

Hamza CTZ Aziz says:
(# 4) on 01/05/2009 16:47

Oh hell no Yojimbo. Don't be talking smack about my boy Itemforty.

BahamutZero says:
(# 5) on 01/05/2009 16:48

I heard he can make panties drop at 500 meters with his mind

The GHost says:
(# 6) on 01/05/2009 16:49

Itemforty and his sexual prowess is a legend that parents tell their kids to keep them humble and insecure.

blehman says:
(# 7) on 01/05/2009 16:49

Yeah, he's a legendary myth!

Kryptinite says:
(# 8) on 01/05/2009 16:52

Itemforty..Itemforty....what?

Y0j1mb0 says:
(# 9) on 01/05/2009 16:53

LMAO

The Incredible Edible Egg says:
(# 10) on 01/05/2009 17:41

I have a question: Itemforty, which way is your penis pointing?

Dead Movie Star says:
(# 11) on 01/05/2009 18:20

Let do the boys in the garbage disposal
Let do the boys in the garbage disposal
dicksdicksdicks dicksdicksdicksdicksdicks
dicksdicksdicks dicksdicksdicksdicksdicks

Gregor says:
(# 12) on 01/05/2009 19:28

what's failcast

The Bez says:
(# 13) on 01/05/2009 20:30

RING DING DING YES

NotAZombie says:
(# 14) on 01/05/2009 21:01

Fuck firemen, they came into a warehouse I was working at and they were assholes and took a shit load of pictures and then left.

Fuck firemen.

BFeld13 says:
(# 15) on 01/05/2009 22:05

RING DING fucking DING

BluDesign says:
(# 16) on 01/05/2009 22:44

ding ding ding dingding ding ding ding

pheonix-blood says:
(# 17) on 01/06/2009 00:40

oh god....not HIM

AgentMOO says:
(# 18) on 01/06/2009 08:53

The extended job interview was the definition of failcast's mission statement - so fail, it's win.

itemforty says:
(# 19) on 01/06/2009 11:05

I haven't heard back yet. What's the rule? Call within two weeks or so?

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