Hey! New here? Destructoid is a gaming discussion community, updated nearly every 20 minutes. Make a quick avatar to comment and enter our contests. Take the tour!


[ FAILCAST's blog ]

4:04 PM on 01.05.2009

Failcast Episode 22 Beta: It's Hard Being Itemforty
FAILCAST 20 comments




This is just a great, off-topic episode, even if it's late because of random New Year's sicknesses. This week (last week) Yashoki, King3vbo, and Riser Glen grill community guest Itemforty, as they discuss spoilers on top of spoilers, what scents drive the ladies wild (answer: the shaft), 10 ways to use a pencil other than writing, and what Pokemon Item is weak against. Also, we might have secretly interviewed Item for some sort of job - listen to see if he made the cut or if he just has no idea what was going on.

Music Credits:
OP: Robert James Hoffman - The Yes Dance
Lost Odyssey OST Disc 2
ED: Bad Religion - You


Is downloading this episode your greatest strength?





Attached photos:

Photo

20 comments | showing # 1 to 20

prev next
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
My weaknesses include Bears, Beets, Badgers, and Battlestar Galactica
blehman's Destructoid Blog
itemforty is a myth.
Pangloss's Destructoid Blog
No, Blehman. Itemforty is a LEGEND.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
itemwho?
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
Oh hell no Yojimbo. Don't be talking smack about my boy Itemforty.
BahamutZero's Destructoid Blog
I heard he can make panties drop at 500 meters with his mind
The GHost's Destructoid Blog
Itemforty and his sexual prowess is a legend that parents tell their kids to keep them humble and insecure.
blehman's Destructoid Blog
Yeah, he's a legendary myth!
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
Itemforty..Itemforty....what?
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
LMAO
The Incredible Edible Egg's Destructoid Blog
I have a question: Itemforty, which way is your penis pointing?
Dead Movie Star's Destructoid Blog
Let do the boys in the garbage disposal
Let do the boys in the garbage disposal
dicksdicksdicks dicksdicksdicksdicksdicks
dicksdicksdicks dicksdicksdicksdicksdicks
Gregor's Destructoid Blog
what's failcast
The Bez's Destructoid Blog
RING DING DING YES
NotAZombie's Destructoid Blog
Fuck firemen, they came into a warehouse I was working at and they were assholes and took a shit load of pictures and then left.

Fuck firemen.
BFeld13's Destructoid Blog
RING DING fucking DING
BluDesign's Destructoid Blog
ding ding ding dingding ding ding ding
pheonix-blood's Destructoid Blog
oh god....not HIM
AgentMOO's Destructoid Blog
The extended job interview was the definition of failcast's mission statement - so fail, it's win.
itemforty's Destructoid Blog
I haven't heard back yet. What's the rule? Call within two weeks or so?


prev next


Returning Dtoiders: login now to post a comment

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just Create an avatar now - it's fast and free: PLUS you also get your own gaming blog and begin posting stories and uploading videos in our open community area that may also appear on our home page. Sign up and we'll guide you through it, it's easy and 100% anonymous.
 about me

(BLOG LAYOUT UNDER CONSTRUCTION, STFU)

Failcast is a community-focused podcast featuring Destructoid's regular users. It is recorded every Tuesday night and (usually) is released on Thursday. Every ten episodes, Failcast features a Destructoid editor.

Cast:

Host: Yashoki
Editing: king3vbo
Blogs: Necros
Old Man: Hitogoroshi
Guest Failures: Those who fail

If you want to be a guest on the podcast or have an audio segment to contribute, send an email to Failcast@gmail.com and we'll get back to you. Keep in mind that we have a long guest list, but you will be put on it; you'll just have to wait. Any audio segments should be in MP3 format, with a bit rate of 128 kbps and a sample rate of 44.100 kHz.



Episodes:
31

30

29

28

27

26

25

24

23

22
22 Beta

21
21 Beta

20
20 Beta

19
19 Beta

18
18 Beta

17
17 Beta

16
16 Beta

PAX '08

15
15 Beta

14
14 Beta

13
13 Beta

12
12 Beta

11
11 Beta

10
10 Beta

9
9 Beta

8
8 Beta

7
7 Beta

6
6 Beta

5
5 Beta

4
3.1

3
2.1

2
1.1

1
0.1

0
-1
-2

Check out our sister podcast The Red Light Roundtable, over at Media Whore Network

 mii friend code:
Necros

 friends' updates
Anthony Burch's Profile Anthony Burch
Crawford/Rohrer documentary now available online...sorta
BFeld13's Profile BFeld13
GTA IV: The Lost and Damned - Thoughts represented in pictures with words
BigPopaGamer's Profile BigPopaGamer
The T&A of king3vbo's Birthday!!!(NSFW, DUH)
Cataract's Profile Cataract
Flower, Sun, and Moon goes gold!
ceark's Profile ceark
I can't figure some things out and it's driving me nuts.
charliesuh's Profile charliesuh
More Cancun Stuff: Dale North Tribute
Conrad Zimmerman's Profile Conrad Zimmerman
Discountoid: Big sales on Wii and DS, plus other bargains!
Coonskin05's Profile Coonskin05
[Shortblog] A Sneak Peek at SGC
CountingConflict's Profile CountingConflict
When the cat is away...
Cowzilla3's Profile Cowzilla3
Monday Review: Drag Me to Hell
DJDuffy 's Profile DJDuffy
Wolverziz (CTZ as Wolverine)
droobies's Profile droobies
Quickblog: Dtoid Knows the Future.
dyslixec's Profile dyslixec
FNF Quake Live preparation guide part 2
GuitarAtomik's Profile GuitarAtomik
I Made a Dance RnB Jam about ICO...
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Profile Hamza CTZ Aziz
Best of the Network this week
Hitogoroshi's Profile Hitogoroshi
Catching up on Bru-Ray Releases.
itemforty's Profile itemforty
World of Warcraft
king3vbo's Profile king3vbo
Glad Tidings Of Birth For Samit
Kryptinite's Profile Kryptinite
Street Fighter IV FightPad w/video
LostCrichton's Profile LostCrichton
Thanks 2K, Samit and Destructoid!
Macca's Profile Macca
HAPPY HAMZAKAH!
madninja's Profile madninja
A clearer version of the Zelda concept art, Also Kingdom Hearts 300something/2 days impressions
Necros's Profile Necros
So I got a greeting card the other day...
NihonTiger90's Profile NihonTiger90
Wait, is Kid Icarus maybe actually coming to the Wii?
Professor Pew's Profile Professor Pew
Why [INFAMOUS] is better than prOTOTYPE redux
riomccarthy's Profile riomccarthy
Blow those candles out! Rio's Mario RPG Bundt cake
Riser Glen's Profile Riser Glen
Thanks for being my Neighbor, DToid
Samit Sarkar's Profile Samit Sarkar
Play The Bigs 2 with the New York Mets
the GAMEGOBLIN's Profile the GAMEGOBLIN
My bestest buddy, UnstoppableJuggernaut
Toneman's Profile Toneman
Happy Birthday!
tsunamikitsune's Profile tsunamikitsune
REMINDER: Magic the Gathering for XBLA releases tomorrow!
unstoppablejuggernaut's Profile unstoppablejuggernaut
Y0j1mb0's Profile Y0j1mb0
Hints on Etiquette and the uses of it in a Friends List...with a glance at BAD habits. Part One.
Yashoki's Profile Yashoki
The Ship Server Survey



get involved

register or login
post a blog
post a forum
enter a contest
discuss a review
contribute a news tip
write a guest editorial
support

new member's guide
login assistance
tech support
report abuse
email our editors
read our dev blog
nuclear crisis?
keep in touch

RSS feed
Twitter
Facebook
Myspace
Flickr
Game nights
Meet-ups
seriously

about us
advertising
terms of use
privacy policy
jobs at MM
buy our crap
our network

Tomopop
Japanator




Destructoid is an independently-run publication forged by our love of video games and the gaming community's need of accountable enthusiast press
living the dream since March 16, 2006