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4:54 PM on 12.16.2008

Failcast episode 21 records tonight; Christmas questions go!
FAILCAST	34 comments

Failcast is turning 21 tonight! Can you believe it? We thought we'd never get to buy alcohol, but the time is finally here, the time to drink on a show! Er, like we do every week!

Anyway, this is the closest full episode to Christmas, so I suppose our main topics this week will somehow relate to the most commercial holiday in existence. Our man Excremento will be joining us on this jolly episode as our community guest, so feel free to shoot some questions his way once you've gotten your requisite questions about what we want for Christmas and how we would rape Santa.

And you know that's what you were thinking.

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34 comments | showing # 1 to 34

Tactix says:
(# 0) on 12/16/2008 17:08

Has to be asked: What did you guys ask Santa for Christmas?

And Excremento, what gifts are you getting for Kaebrie?

Wedge says:
(# 1) on 12/16/2008 17:13

I stole that kids chrismas presents. And then raped them. The presents, not the kid. Then I raped the kid.

That's the theme round ere', right?

Also I swear I'll listen to this show again once I have a yob.

Wexx says:
(# 2) on 12/16/2008 17:15

Do you guys ever feel like Christmas has become too much of a focus on the gifts, and less about the time spent together? It seems like a time of happiness, and general Fa-la-la-la-la is preceded by/imbued with stress, and fail. What can we do to combat this?

Also: Will Failcast get me a pony for Christmas? I've always wanted one :3

MrSadistic says:
(# 3) on 12/16/2008 17:16

If you woke up in the middle of the night/morning during Christmas Eve/Day and you saw Santa Claus was touching your no-no spot, what would you do? I would personally pretend to still be asleep and let him have his way with me.

Funky Goodness says:
(# 4) on 12/16/2008 17:33

Why has there never been any decent Christmas themed games?!

Also, the best Christmas themed character ever is Bad Mr. Frosty from Clayfighter. He was so fucking bad.

@Wexx
The very FIRST Cristmas was all about the gifts; the baby Jesus was only just born and the three Wise Men were coming in screamin' "LOOK WHAT I GOT YA!"

Dead Movie Star says:
(# 5) on 12/16/2008 17:35

What's poppin', X?

BFeld13 says:
(# 6) on 12/16/2008 17:53

Excremento, wanna hear a joke?

Megatonik

RonBurgandy2010 says:
(# 7) on 12/16/2008 18:00

What presents do you want to give to your enemies?

ryu89 says:
(# 8) on 12/16/2008 18:01

Excremento: Can I borrow tree fitty? I'll get it back to you evntually...

Scary Womanizing Pig Mask says:
(# 9) on 12/16/2008 18:06

Will anyone play dradle with me?

Puppy Licks says:
(# 10) on 12/16/2008 18:10

Ahhh Christmas, the season to eat too much, drink to much, and recieve a lot of useless shit. Good times.

What do you drink on christmas morning while opening presents?
A) Tea
B) Coffee
C) Scotch
D) Something funny and crude like AIDS or Jism or something.

Majora says:
(# 11) on 12/16/2008 18:19

Would a flaming Necros be a suitable replacement for a Star/Angel on top of a tree?. =]

Senisan82 says:
(# 12) on 12/16/2008 18:21

@RonBurgandy Se�or Manos?

RonBurgandy2010 says:
(# 13) on 12/16/2008 18:38

@Senisan82
Que?

king3vbo says:
(# 14) on 12/16/2008 18:46

I will be guzzling Dead Nazis tonight on the show. AHHHHHH YEEEAAAHHH

aborto thefetus says:
(# 15) on 12/16/2008 18:47

Maybe you guys can solve an argument between me and my brother. One side of my family decided to put a 20 dollar limit on presents, which gave me the idea of giving all my cousins Nerf guns. However, my brother has the misguided idea that Lightsabers are better Christmas presents then Nerf guns. So What would you guys rather have for Christmas, a Nerf gun or a lightsaber?

And keep in mind these are not shitty Nerf guns and lightsabers. The Nerf guns have rapid fire, laser sights and glow in the dark bullets and the Lightsabers are spring activated so they pop out when you press a button and light up.

RonBurgandy2010 says:
(# 16) on 12/16/2008 18:58

@aborto thefetus
I want that badass Nerf chaingun so bad it'd not even funny.

Scary Womanizing Pig Mask says:
(# 17) on 12/16/2008 19:03

Also King, how are you gonna survive the harsh zombie winter now that I destroyed all you're doors?

Aiya says:
(# 18) on 12/16/2008 19:25

lulz I love that header pic! Hayate is awesome. What is your most wanted gift this Christmas?

Spartacus says:
(# 19) on 12/16/2008 19:29

G-G-G-GAMERCAST N-N-N-NETWORK (kashoo-j-j-j-j-j-POW!

What do you think about Dtoid joining it?

Wedge says:
(# 20) on 12/16/2008 19:39

We'll live in the barn SWPM. We'll live in the barn.

Riser Glen says:
(# 21) on 12/16/2008 19:59

House + Robot Wilson = RoBroMance.

CrocBox says:
(# 22) on 12/16/2008 20:06

What is at the top of everyone's wish list?

Also the header is win xD

ShuperShawn says:
(# 23) on 12/16/2008 20:42

When you are rapeing Santa, are ya gonna give it to him real hard or nice and soft?

aborto thefetus says:
(# 24) on 12/16/2008 21:13

Also, there are two guys holding guns to Santa and your mother's heads. You can only save one. Who would you save?

Dan CiTi says:
(# 25) on 12/16/2008 21:47

Is the failcast going to Forever 21 while listening to 21 and Invincible?

Macca says:
(# 26) on 12/16/2008 22:06

Why is Necros so lame?

Ub3rSlug says:
(# 27) on 12/16/2008 22:30

Is Santa real? What's Jewsmas like?

NotAZombie says:
(# 28) on 12/16/2008 22:33

Fuck you couch nagga.

aborto thefetus says:
(# 29) on 12/16/2008 22:49

Fuck yo couch is my catch phrase Notazombie you whore! Ask Snaileb, Malachi, and Zombutler if you don't believe me.

MrSadistic says:
(# 30) on 12/16/2008 23:17

I am pretty NOTAZOMBIE just called you a couch nagga.

aborto thefetus says:
(# 31) on 12/16/2008 23:44

Fuck yo couch Sadistic!

MrSadistic says:
(# 32) on 12/17/2008 00:48

naia-the-gamer says:
(# 33) on 12/17/2008 02:36

What's the worst video game related gift you've got for Christmas? Someone out there must have gotten ET back in the day!

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