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Failcast Episode 21: I Just Unlocked 12 Doritos
FAILCAST | 7:28 PM on 12.18.2008 10 comments




We managed to survive our 21st birthday without any alcohol poisoning (despite the best efforts of one Failcast member), producing this wonderful little bundle of fail for you. Our host Yashoki was off trying to get laid, so hosting duties fell to Drunkvbo, who had to be supported by our community guest Excremento. Necros and Riser Glen were also there to make comments about racism and Batman, respectively. Also, community questions seemed to take up the majority of the show, and some atrocious lag at the end killed a few cblog discussions, so apologies for that.

A reminder that I haven't made in a little while: don't forget that you too can contribute to Failcast by sending us an email (Failcast@gmail.com) with an audio segment conforming to the specs on the right side of our blog. Or ask to be a community guest! We've got a long list, but it doesn't hurt to get your name in there.

Outline of Fail:
00:55 - What happened to bros before hos?
05:40 - Awkward 8-bit singing
09:05 - Shoot the...well, this is just too hard
17:50 - Banjo fanboy confirmed!
24:05 - Mrs. Excremento says "word"
30:15 - Quick bouts of Pac-Man
32:40 - Community questions, hosted by Excremento because King3vbo is too drunk
38:35 - Unlocking Doritos would be the best tie-in Microsoft could do
44:50 - Seriously, hit us up
50:35 - I'm kidding, I love the Hebrews
56:30 - BATMAN
59:35 - Atlas talks about racism...and Super Mario Galaxy?
66:15 - Riser's down with Fifty Cent
69:15 - So...Dante's Inferno...what's up with that?

Music Credits:
OP: Simon Viklund - Bionic Commando Opening Theme
Persona 4 OST
ED: The Lonely Island - Jizz in My Pants


If you download this, I'll jizz in my pants.





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Scary Womanizing Pig Mask's Destructoid Blog
Is it just me or do I hear the music from the Velvet Room in FES?
Projectexodus's Destructoid Blog
Amazing podcast guys!
NotAZombie's Destructoid Blog
oh snap its da failcast!
Guagloves's Destructoid Blog
Bale is fully capable of saving himself.
MatCD's Destructoid Blog
You don't play Braid for an hour and a half. You play it up to the point where your suppose to jump on the platform, set a timer to go off a hour and 25 minutes, and watch TV or read a book until it gets there.
AgentMOO's Destructoid Blog
Eeep.... Excremento you didn't seriously say that everything Trent put out after March of the Pigs was not worth listening did you? Or did you just mean the rock band tracks? Because they stuff they put on rock band was a pretty bad cross section of his work.
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Also, be careful, New Trent will totally chug a red bull and kick your butt.




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