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Man...what the hell am I doing up. It's the middle of winter, I should be hibernating, not sitting here babysitting you infantile man-children. I mean, seriously, what do you expect from me? I'm a fucking polar bear. Lying around doing nothing takes a lot of work, especially with the weather and all. Oh, you need clarification? Here's a newsflash for you jackasses in Florida: IT'S FUCKING COLD UP HERE. ALSO, HAWAIIAN SHIRTS WERE NEVER COOL. AND ART DECO IS - you know what, I just can't seem to give a shit anymore. I suppose Failcast and some angry banana are recording episode 2 tonight. If I cared enough, I might pass along any questions or blogs you posted in the comments to be talked about on the show. But who really gives a shit. Not me. I'm always gonna be trapped in this stupid zoo, sleeping the day away, getting bugged by weird kids, and eating shit soup until the day I die. I dunno. W/e bear. Note: The management of Failcast would like it to be known that Pissed-off Polar Bear has passed away after choking himself on a plastic cup dropped into his cage. We regret this event and ask that you please mention all condolences (and video game questions and community questions and win/fail blogs and funny movies and epic shoops) in the comments below. Please do not send any emails to Failcast@gmail.com unless you are a grief counselor and are available to come on the show to stop Yashoki from BAW-ing his spleen out.
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Here are some questions for ya, if you are so desparate for something to talk about:
1. Why does Necros suck so much dick?
2. Why can't Yashoki ever break that coke addiction?
3. Can King's avatar get any creepier?
4. Is Charlie really an asian? And if he is, is he related to Miyamoto?(They all look alike I figured they all have to be related somehow.)
Just remember, it's all in love. Keep on failing guys!
Why in the hell does Harry Potter hate black people so much?
If someone created a satirical gaming blog, would you be interested?
Anyway, I was wondering...which of the promoted “Good Idea, Bad Idea” articles has been your favorite so far? I really liked Brian McWeirdname’s piece on silent protagonists, even though I disagreed with him on GTA III. I thought Y0j1mb0’s write-up on difficult games was also a good read.
Also, if you need c-blogs to discuss, check out my most recent post regarding EA’s extension of their exclusivity deal with the NFL (shameless plug). I know that most of you guys don’t really like sports games, but I thought it might spur some discussion anyway.
Hint: It's me.
For cereal though, I really do wanna know which avatars your guys like.
Madninja is awesome!
Why, no matter how delicious and filling, can an apple and cheese sandwich never be considered a meal?
In regards to hair: How do Necros and Cowzilla maintain such beautiful shine?
Actually it was better today than usual...
How important do you think avatars are (I believe they are absolutely required) and also, who has the best avatar?
talk about ceark and awesome paintings
dungeon keeper 3 ,or 2 games each of you wish would be released
xpadder and all its awesome
ventrilo-its the new sexy
steam and audiosurf
supreme commander
also rts on consoles
by consoles i mean all 3 not just the xbix
VISTAIDS
service pack 3 for xp
service pack 1 for vista
what your room would look like under a black light
cool homebrew apps on the ds like wardriving, etc,
starcraft 2
warcraft 3 and its recent patch to make it a no-cd game
i'll think of moar later