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Gaming's Guilty Pleasures: Life-Stealing
F Whipple | 12:56 PM on 04.12.2008 9 comments


Ah life-stealing, how I despise thee. Strictly a co-op feature, life-stealing would occur when one person had completely run out of lives. This usually meant diddly squat however, as it was possible to borrow a life from the other player (provided they had one). This was something that was most popular in the side-scrolling beat-em-ups during the NES and SNES/Genesis eras. It was also likely the source of many strained relationships and fights.



I'd say that there are two types of life-stealing: the kind that you don't care about, and the kind that makes you want to punch babies. For the first kind it makes sense for someone to take your life. Perhaps you'd been hoarding the extra lives, going on a first come-first serve basis. Your buddy loses one and since you have plenty of extras, he might as well go for it. Another example is your buddy's died out and your facing a tough boss. An extra life and an extra player may be what is needed to overcome. Another and probably the best reason for life-stealing is to satisfy the significant other.

Now for the other kind. For example, you're paired up with your retarded younger brother who just happens to suck at the game. He loses all his lives relatively early, and what does he do? Hits the start button and steals your life, which just ends up being a waste because he dies within the next 5 minutes and takes another one.



And now for the worst case of life-stealing imaginable (well aside from SMW when you leave the room and come back with all your lives stolen). With just one extra life remaining and being low on health, your buddy decides to be the ultimate douche and take it. Leaving you with no extra lives and on the brink of death as he decides to tank his life and die. Nothing my "friends" did raised my ire more than this as a young lad living precariously as Raphael. To me this was the ultimate dick move.

So why is it such a guilty pleasure if it pissed me off to no end? Because it's damn funny. I myself have giddily participated in life-stealing just to piss off my friends, waiting till they had one life left then pressing start just before running out of the room for safety



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liquidninja's Destructoid Blog
Ha, I never even knew you could do that back when I still played those games.
Wexx's Destructoid Blog
I always hated when that happened to me. I ALWAYS made it a point to do it back to the douchebags that did it to me though.
Johnny Blaze's Destructoid Blog
damn my cousins would beat my ass for doing that shit.. I couldn't help it though i wanted to play. Damn it!
Qalamari's Destructoid Blog
The most epic fistfight my brother and I ever had was preceded by this phenomenon, but I can't remember if it was Contra or TMNT2. We had some pretty good ones over Battletoads too, but beating up the other player, well... that's an entirely different mechanic.
Knives's Destructoid Blog
I hate that, I'll usually ask if it's ok to steal a life (or wait for the other person to scream "STEAL A LIFE STEAL A LIFE") or get to some agreement with the person I'm playing about life stealing at some point while playing.
KyleGamgee's Destructoid Blog
"Do you want me to jump in?" was usually my line to see if my brother wanted me back in the fray.

"Sorry" was usually his line after he'd accidentally stolen one of my lives. "SORRY!" was what he said after he did it again (accidentally).
Mutant Pope's Destructoid Blog
Oh life stealing. It was a source of constant frustration in the days of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in my basement as a child. The one guy who always sucked would drain my lives down to zilch because he couldn't stay alive long enough to realize he was being pummeled by purple ninjas.

He died, shortly thereafter, under mysterious circumstances. I bet he's wishing he could press the start button now. Bastard.
OhJAM's Destructoid Blog
Yeah, that got on my last nerve in NES Contra. I could make it just fine, but if my partner was crap, splitting off one of my 5 lives after he straight wasted all of his was downright infuriating.


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