I'm a goof....some of my friends say I'm pretty cool.
I love games, gaming, the industry and everything involved. From what makes them work, the experience, and the history behind it all. I love it more than you can fathom, and it honestly, truly runs deeper than any petty system allegiance, fanboyism, or bias.
I also love to write about them. Call me a journalist.
I've been around Destructoid since it started, witnessed every stage of their evolution with pride and admiration, but unfortunately, I've been more of a lurker than anything else. I visit every few hours and have felt the urge to comment and yell for a while, but after that MASSIVE password change we had a while back, my computer stopped logging me in automatically and a few computer changes/crashes+laziness kept me from logging back in for a LONG time.
I still love you guys. All of ya. Even the ones I haven't met yet.
-- Scene by scene ExpertPenguin excerpts from watching the video below.
While there are many mysteries that confound humanity and science as a whole, not one of them is more unsolvable than the question behind what exactly makes Ryu Hayabusa so angry.
Kujikenaikara2X : hmm
irthtonetweed : this looks fun.
Kujikenaikara2X : it is.
Kujikenaikara2X : it looks gorgeous
Kujikenaikara2X : I don't even mean on a technical level
Kujikenaikara2X : I mean
Kujikenaikara2X : Like Hayabusa got jealous that Kratos was dismembering and disemboweling people
Kujikenaikara2X : So he decided to up the ante from mere decapitations
irthtonetweed : lol he just creates steak.
Kujikenaikara2X : and now he's just freaking all over the place
Kujikenaikara2X : tenderizing anything on the screen that isn't a ninja
Kujikenaikara2X : my stars
Kujikenaikara2X : I've seen this video several times this week
Kujikenaikara2X : and the arms and legs flying all over the place still astounds me
Kujikenaikara2X : at some point, he summons a tornado
Kujikenaikara2X : and everything on the screen was dissected
irthtonetweed : blood spray in the sunlight
irthtonetweed : like knocking 6 fire hydrants off the street
Kujikenaikara2X : that's another thing
Kujikenaikara2X : this is in BROAD daylight
Kujikenaikara2X : He is officially no longer a ninja
irthtonetweed : yea its rather interesting.
Kujikenaikara2X : the outfit is for fun
irthtonetweed : you mean it took it until now to discover this ? not in the ending in doa when he fought jets and helicopters ?
Kujikenaikara2X : yes, but before, he at least had the common decency to commit his atrocities at NIGHT.
Kujikenaikara2X : lol now he just doesn't care
irthtonetweed : lol
irthtonetweed : they woke him up I guess
irthtonetweed : he usually wakes up at 1 pm
irthtonetweed : gets his day started at 7 pm
irthtonetweed : causes a massive explosion around dawn
irthtonetweed : hits the bed
irthtonetweed : repeats
Kujikenaikara2X : yep
Kujikenaikara2X : I don't even know WHAT the motivation could possibly be for this
Kujikenaikara2X : He's just been bored
Kujikenaikara2X : stretching his legs a bit
irthtonetweed : action is his reward.
irthtonetweed : there you go.
Kujikenaikara2X : lol
Kujikenaikara2X : WHAT could the motivation be?
Kujikenaikara2X : WHAT?
irthtonetweed : action
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