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The Five Boroughs: GTAIV Review.

So, I'm finally finished with the story.. As usual, with the completion of something great comes that despair, that sort of sinking feeling that it's all come to an end. Of course, this is a game of almost endless potentia...


My god, Hayabusa is angry.

"Oh my god." "Oh....my god." "OH MY GOD." -- Scene by scene ExpertPenguin excerpts from watching the video below. While there are many mysteries that confound humanity and science as a whole, not one of them is more unsol...


We are all Cavemen.

I had a woman walk into my store the other day, talking about how much she hated the fact that her son played videogames. Ironically enough, she was trying to buy her son a Wii at the moment, so I said nothing to her. She did...


Blender: Dynasty Warriors: Gundam.

This is some delicious repost from my other blog, anyone who has read it already has my sincerest of apologies..(Not really, it just means you caught me in the act) But this is part of something new I was trying out where I w...


About ExpertPenguinone of us since 2:08 PM on 02.09.2007

My real name is Lucien.

I'm a goof....some of my friends say I'm pretty cool.

I love games, gaming, the industry and everything involved. From what makes them work, the experience, and the history behind it all. I love it more than you can fathom, and it honestly, truly runs deeper than any petty system allegiance, fanboyism, or bias.

I also love to write about them. Call me a journalist.

(lol, hubris.)

My old blog (2005- Early 2009) lies at:


My new one is Actualized Pixels

I've been around Destructoid since it started, witnessed every stage of their evolution with pride and admiration, but unfortunately, I've been more of a lurker than anything else. I visit every few hours and have felt the urge to comment and yell for a while, but after that MASSIVE password change we had a while back, my computer stopped logging me in automatically and a few computer changes/crashes+laziness kept me from logging back in for a LONG time.

I still love you guys. All of ya. Even the ones I haven't met yet.

'Tis why I have my name back, after all.

Perhaps I should update my Cblog...

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