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10:44 AM on 07.05.2009

I haven't the slightest clue WHAT a "Calamity Trigger" is..

But if it allows me to do things like this: Then it's alright in my book. I'll be very honest, I didn't think much of the title a little over a month ago, if you check out the "Re-Evolution"post on my site I was NECK dee...   read

10:13 PM on 05.28.2008

The Five Boroughs: GTAIV Review.

So, I'm finally finished with the story.. As usual, with the completion of something great comes that despair, that sort of sinking feeling that it's all come to an end. Of course, this is a game of almost endless potentia...   read

7:41 PM on 12.21.2007

Me, the Wii, and the Burnout Paradise demo.

So that's what it's been, eh? Give and take. I do admit, amidst grueling shifts and my one class that I barely mention (embarassed?...maybe. Final was tuesday and I killed it.) I have been playing my Wii a bit too much, showi...   read

2:06 PM on 12.05.2007

My god, Hayabusa is angry.

"Oh my god." " god." "OH MY GOD." -- Scene by scene ExpertPenguin excerpts from watching the video below. While there are many mysteries that confound humanity and science as a whole, not one of them is more unsol...   read

1:52 AM on 11.15.2007

We are all Cavemen.

I had a woman walk into my store the other day, talking about how much she hated the fact that her son played videogames. Ironically enough, she was trying to buy her son a Wii at the moment, so I said nothing to her. She did...   read

12:30 AM on 10.29.2007

Subtle as the detailed scars on Marcus' face..

I'd had a discussion with my friend the other day, one of many that revolved around graphics and their relevance. The friend in question is a self proclaimed "graphics whore", however, I don't really have a adjective of my ow...   read

12:53 AM on 10.21.2007

God of War: Chains of Olympus Impressions

Must be some kind of contract that says Kratos has to stare menacingly into your face on every title screen, just to remind you how ANGRY he is. I hit the start button and was IMMEDIATELY plunged headfirst into the action wi...   read

6:11 PM on 10.20.2007

So I get this thing in the mail from Sony...

It is, of course, the God of War: Chains of Olympus package for the PSP, that I expected. So I tear this beast open, and look for my swag. Omega insignia doohickey -- check. Best Buy Coupon -- Check Demo? -- Check. What ...   read

7:30 PM on 08.20.2007

Blender: Dynasty Warriors: Gundam.

This is some delicious repost from my other blog, anyone who has read it already has my sincerest of apologies..(Not really, it just means you caught me in the act) But this is part of something new I was trying out where I w...   read

7:09 PM on 08.20.2007


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