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What To Mix With The Jagermeister?
Excremento \| 6:24 PM on 11.25.2007	43 comments

From Hockey Zombie.

This comic reminded me that I really should go out and pick up some more Jager sometime this week.

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39 comments | showing # 1 to 39

Excremento

There's nothing quite like getting buzzed and a caffeine rush at the same time.

shipero

Jagermeister... yuck.

thedarksideofgaming

I'll stick with the Jagermeister by itself, maybe drink some Red Bull on the side.

brad drac

Nub. The correct answer is vodka.

And more jagermeister.

rubadub

Mixing anything with Jager is pure fail. The only exception was years ago at Max Fish in nyc they would fill the frozen margarita machine with jager, was a thing of beauty.

Excremento

I had a recipe for a drink called "The Mountain Dewzer" it involves drinking a one-liter down about 1/4 of the way and refilling it with vodka. Awesomeness!

Hinesmdc

ah Red Bull and Jager is vile. Some people like it, though. Whatever floats your boat, I suppose.

Excremento

@ rubadub

Jager slushies?!? That's fucking epic!

Def JM

Try 1/3 rumplemintz,1/3 wild turkey 101, and 1/3 jager. In a shot glass of course.They used to serve these at a bar I worked at.

Eschatos

That would be the best thing ever in the whole world.

Dynamic Sheep

Dr. Pepper always seemed like the obvious choice to me.

Excremento

Hmmm, what do you think about warm milk with Jager?

Hinesmdc

that sounds interesting...

MrFudge

Reminds me of a video I saw on Japanator today;

This one.

Aerox

I love Jagerbombs. So tasty.

blehman

Jager by itself is great. Mix Jager with Jager.

topgeargorilla

try drinking a shot of jager, then chase it with root beer.

It's really, REALLY delightful.

or just screw Jager, and make yourself a nice AMF.

Excremento

Mmmmm forgot about the AMF. Honestly at work right now I'd be happy with a beer...or some egg nog.

blehman

also, doesn't work with Jager, but chase Jack Daniels with Sunkist. Sounds awful,

TASTES GREAT!!!

Excremento

@ blehman

So sad now...Thurl Ravenscroft is dead.

topgeargorilla

ugh, I hate Jack. Jimmy Bean is better. England has some really bitching whisky, but is a bitch to import.

try this:
Boiler Maker: Alternate shots of whiskey with chugs of beer.
fast.
the end.

p.s. Never, EVER, for the love of all that is good, ask for an Irish Carbomb in Ireland.

Oooooh! I just remembered! When I was in Paris, I went to an Irish pub in the Pigalle district (the Parisian sex district) and the Dutch bartender hated the French and the Irish and the English, so he was chill with me and my friend and made us this awesome shooter.

In a shot glass layer:
1 part vanilla liquor
1 part espresso
1 part textured(foamed) cream.

This, followed by a Guinness and a 1664 made going to the Louvre a blast.

Excremento

I agree with that Ron.

I gave an honest attempt at liking Jack Daniels, I can't do it. I guess I'm not a whiskey man.

topgeargorilla

hey ron,

What's this video about two girls and one cup I keep hearing about?

Is it really cool?
:O)

Eschatos

Souls!!1 Souls in the Jagermeister!

Biltor

@Topgear
LOL

soul3150

Jager is one of those drinks whose appeal is just baffling to me, too thick and sweet, but topgeargorilla, that shooter sounds tasty, damn tasty, also boilermakers are a quality way to get tore up.

Upgrayedd

Goldschl�ger

Starry Nights are pretty good.

topgeargorilla

A note about jager:

It was originally made with deer's blood.

if you want the flavor, try black sambuca. it's pretty nice and licoricy, with a smooth finish.

topgeargorilla

Ooooooh! I forgot! Here's a drink for people you hate. It has a racist name, but the second part of it is "asshole"

in a shot glass:
1 part tequila
1 part Tabasco sauce

serve to some drunk douche, and have fun!

Excremento

Hey thats amazingly like a Mexican Prarie Fire

3/4 oz Tequila
1/4 oz Tabasco

topgeargorilla

mines called a gosh, I don't want to say it......

ok...

Mexican Asshole
*looks around scared*

thedude93

ice and jager? Awful. I prefer it right out of the machine/freezer. NEVER shake and stain it, big fail.

I nice jager shooter is the reliable "Sex with an Alligator"

layered shot in a martini glass

1 part Jager floated

1 part Melon and Sour Mix combined

1 part Chambord sunk to the bottom

Enjoi!

Also, Jager and PBR FTW!!!

Excremento

YECH!!! Pabst Blue Ribbon?

Hinesmdc

ah, back in my uncles frat days he told me of a shot he had that included tequila, mayonaisse, and tobasco sauce

Tino

Jager was one of my first hard liquors ever. I could drink a bottle in an evening when I first got started drinking.

Nowadays I never want to drink Jager again...

bunnyrabbit2

Excremento, you are not the only guy who doesn't like Jack. I tried but failed to like it. Jager however, is awesome. As is sambuca. I once drunk half a liter bottle of sambuca in a night because I love the taste.

Also, you all forgot excrementos mix of jager and a smirnoff ice. The happy cola is tasty as hell. Its also my preferred party drink and will be making an appearance at the UK NARP

LethalHairdo

That comic is truth. If it weren't for many similar conversations with my liquors I wouldn't be able to drink many people under the table at all...and what kind of viking would I be then?

brad drac

JD isn't really a whiskey, it's very much a bourbon. I find most actual whiskeys far less harsh. JD is okay, but I mainly like it because the bottle is cool.

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