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Excremento avatar 10:42 PM on 09.15.2007  (server time)
The Ten Commandments For Destructoid Community Bloggers

To quote the Destructoid Blogger's Bible: The Book of Conduct,

Chapter 19

20 The GIANT ROBOT descended to the top of Utah and called Excremento to the top of the state. So Excremento went up

21 and the GIANT ROBOT said to him, "Go down and warn the community so they do not piss the GIANT ROBOT off and force me to make many of them perish.

22 Even the writers, who approach the GIANT ROBOT, must consecrate themselves, or the GIANT ROBOT will slay them."

23 Excremento said to the GIANT ROBOT, "The people cannot come up to Utah, because you yourself warned us, 'Put limits around the state and set it apart as queer.' "

24 The GIANT ROBOT replied, "Go down and bring Lemon up with you. But the writers and the community must not bring notice upon themselves from the GIANT ROBOT, or the GIANT ROBOT will slay them.."

25 So Excremento went down to the people and told them

Chapter 20

1 And the GIANT ROBOT spake all these words, saying,

2 I am the GIANT ROBOT, which have brought thee out of the lairs of 1up, and out of the house of Kotaku.

3 Thou shall not suck, for in sucking, you shall make me, the GIANT ROBOT cry.

4 Thou shall not make misleading titles for your blog, you must speak directly to the community what you are trying to say.

5 Thou shall make your blog postings coherent, for you anger me the GIANT ROBOT by not doing so.

6 Thou shall not copy and paste news without using quotes and citing your sources, for it is the sign of the noob.

7 Thou shall not have conduct unbecoming of a community member, meaing thou shall not be a Fanboy or act like a Troll here.

8 Thou shall not SPAM, it doth anger Ron Workman.

9 Thou shall ridicule posts that are inferior quality, for they are laughable.

10 Thou shall not post Goatse...ever on this site.

11 Thou shall take your criticism like a professional and use it to improve thyself, not whine about said criticism.

12 Thou shall Shut The Fuck Up And Just Play Games, for that is why I have given you this community, to discuss gaming.

13 And all the community saw the thunderings, and the lightnings, and the noise of the trumpet, and the state smoldering: and when the community saw it, they removed, and stood afar off.

14 And they said unto Excremento, Speak thou with us, and we will hear: but let not the GIANT ROBOT speak with us, lest we die.

15 And Excremento said unto the people, Fear not: for the GIANT ROBOT is come to prove you, and that his fear may be before your faces, that ye must sin not.

16 And the people stood afar off, and Excremento drew near unto the thick darkness where the GIANT ROBOT was.

17 And the GIANT ROBOT said unto Excremento, Thus thou shalt say unto the website, Ye have seen that I have talked with you from my Cadillac.

18 Ye shall not make with me the GIANT ROBOTs of flesh but of silver, neither shall ye make unto you the GIANT ROBOTs of wood, but gold.

Thus spoke our digital lord; the Giant Robot, Mr. Destructoid, AMEN.

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