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One Week Left [NVGR]
Excremento | 4:13 PM on 09.25.2008 13 comments




Guys it certainly has been a while since I've written or posted anything here, but I thought that I'd drop you all a line to let you know that I am one week out from being a daddy. My daughter is due any minute and my wife is miserably pregnant.

Most the people in the IRC have been keeping track with me over the last couple of weeks but the home stretch is in sight and I'm thrilled and terrified at the same time. I do apologize for not posting here as much as I used to, but I still lurk the site and still converse with as many of you as I can. It will be interesting what I'll manage to do when the baby-insomnia hits me hard...who knows, maybe it will inspire me to write more!

Anyways, I gotta jet, my wife is in pain and I need to help her feel better. Catch you lovely Dtoiders again soon! I'll bring pics, I swear!



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Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 16:29
Wexx
Awwwww :)
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 16:41
Cowzilla3
Super congrats man. I bet it'll be the best gaming baby ever.
Jesse Cortez's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 16:42
Jesse Cortez
YAY! Congrats! Hope you have a Pink DS ready to go for her to start playing the moment she is born :P
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 16:45
EternalDeathSlayer
Nice! The next few weeks are going to be the craziest of your entire life, but it'll be fun!

Congrats!
Reeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 16:53
Reeper
Are you sure it's yours?

:)
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 16:58
king3vbo
Good luck, boss
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 16:59
vexed alex
Good luck!
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 17:06
Bob Muir
I haven't gotten to talk to you lately in IRC, but good luck!
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 17:09
Vlambo
This man is taking this child seriously. He just chipper his VW to make it go faster. Ex is gonna break the world record of getting to the hospital in record time!
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 17:42
mix
Congrats!!!!

Good luck on everything man!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 19:30
Darren Nakamura
Congrats on putting a baby in her.
ChillyBilly's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 22:31
ChillyBilly
Good luck, I've been in your shoes. It's scary and exciting at the same time, but when it's all said and done it will be the greatest thing you will ever see.
p.s. you're not a wuss if you cry when she comes out. I'm just sayin in all.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2008 07:39
Aaron Mxy Yost
Dude, you know what this means? You totally had sex like nine months ago. That's AWESOME! :)

Grats on the upcoming munchkin, give her lots of snuggles and love!
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