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This story is happy end
Thank you
Congrats, yo!
It's a lot of fun, being a dad, but be prepared to cut down on that gaming a bit. Congrats again!
You better give your kid a good name, if its anything along the lines of Sunshine rainbow i will kick your ass.
Sunshine Rainbow...how did you know?
Actually if its a girl, then we have a name already can't tell you the first name or suffer death from my wife but her middle name will be Madeline. If its a boy, we're still working on it, but the middle name is the same as mine and her brother's.
congrats!
Dont name your kid a hippy name, or I will smack you.
Seriously though, congrats! Achievement unlocked!
Congrats.
No. Hippy. Names. EVAR!
@ 13thDragon
Sorry dood, my child will inherit my game collection, I can't wait until they're old enough to grasp the controller so i can get them started on the good ol NES.
@ Cowzilla3
I pray (not literally) that my child won't be a popular kid, a jock, or a fan of country music. Only time will tell though.
@ everyone else
Thanks! All of the congratulations is getting me really pumped up for this life changing event.
1)It's ok, man. Shit happens.
2)Congratulations!
Also, nice nail polish :)
So that means...
HOLY SHIT YOU HAD SEX WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!
Either way, congrats.
Hahahahaha, dude you made me laugh so hard right now.
But don't forget, that's not the only way that could happen. Just sayin.
Nope, nothing like that, this one was planned!
I am sure that ytour kid is gonna be a champion like this kid:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDdErzFwrRY
for your own sake.
That kid need 5 fingers of shhhh across his face/ass like immediately. Don't worry, both me and the Mrs. are firm disciplinarians.
linkage!
congrats man.
don't tell ron.
Are you gonna keep it?
Why do I have the feeling I shouldn't have just said that?
I WIN
But yeah...as king3vbo said, no hippie names. I better not see some shit like “Saxophone Reed” on any cards. Also, listen to George Carlin: Kyle, Tucker, Todd, etc. — any of those names are unacceptable as well. And don’t do your kid the injustice of an ambiguous gender name (you know, like Dana or something).
Then again, who am I to tell you what not to name your son/daughter? So if you want to go with “Clarinet Reed” or “Oboe Reed” or “Bassoon Reed”, then so be it.
*hopes it works*
Achievement Unlocked
Got some!
Now you can say you're buying games for your child when they are actually for yourself =)
I mean...Congratulations!
Congratulations and you gotta start him/her out right, with a NES, then proceed on through the generations of gaming.
Oh yeah, say goodbye to any nice things you may own, something will happen to them. :)
Good luck buddy!