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Hey robots, I'm Excremento, but you cool and old skool Dtoiders know that already, this is merely for the N00BS. I've been a videogamer for as long as I can remember. I have well over 27 years of video game experience that I rely on daily, and a near encyclopedic memory of gaming starting with the Commodore 64 and ending with whatever is the current hotness.

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My Problem With Gaming Journalism
Excremento | 10:29 AM on 07.08.2008 41 comments



Hi everyone, some of you out there in CBlog land know me while some of the others are clicking this and seeing my name for the first time. I am Excremento, but otherwise known as Xopher Reed, or even in some rare cases Chris. I've been writing game blogs for Destructoid for almost a year now and I have to say that I love every minute of it. The community here is where I've gotten my feet wet in the gaming blog industry.

Almost 8-9 months ago, I took a writing position at Megatonik.com and have been attempting to be a "real" video game blogger. The only problem I have with such a gig is that I have to rehash idiotic and bland PR press releases from all the companies out there, or even worse go out to another gaming blog and steal their news and post it on the other site. I always cite who my source is, I'm not a douchebag like some other writers can be. Sometimes I don't want to write these bland and tedious blog postings because I feel that we as gamers get our news from many of the big sites.

What a successful gaming blog site needs to stay relevant is opinion and an image. Here on Destructoid we have both. Whether it be the big guns like Jim Sterling making his opinion known on the front page and reaping the benefits of Digg, or lowly peons in the CBlogs like me and Wardrox who are lucky to get on reddit or N4G every once in a while, Destructoid is full of talent and excellent writers.

It's true that you have to put in your time with shitty little blogs about what was said at some event that almost every other gaming blog in the blogocube is already furiously typing out, or in Kotaku's case sometimes so quickly that all spelling and grammar mistakes are overlooked. Don't get me wrong, I like Kotaku just fine, but sometimes the grammar nazi inside of me just can't stand to look at glaring mistakes.

Now, to the main meat of my discussion with you today. I like writing, I like writing features mainly (as many of you already know). I've done drink recipes, lists of songs I think would be great to see in the current crop of music games, top 10 lists broaching almost every topic in gaming, and even some off-the-wall blog posts that were spawned in the depths of the IRC hell. When I sit down to write a CBlog I want it to be relevant, entertaining, and most of all worth the reader's time. When guys like me are forced into the professional blogging scene, we sometimes don't get the luxury of having fun writing about things we enjoy, we get stuck reviewing games like Top Spin 3 or writing yet another story about Hail To The Chimp because it's a slow news day.

I'd love to be a editor at Destructoid mainly because the stories that I read here are more than just rehashes, they inject humor, cynicism, and character into them. I've tried this at other gigs, but it always hurts to spend time on a story only to have it float on by without any comments at all. Destructoid is my home, it's my lifeline into the gaming culture that I've always wished for, and hopefully one day a place that I can write for professionally.

I've talked to Ron Workman about the topic ad-nauseum and I completely agree. With the amount of time this story will be on the sidebar of the main page of Destructoid (generally an hour if the Failbloggers aren't out in force), I get more page hits than any other site that I burn the midnight oil writing for. That is insane, the fact that as a CBlogger we have this wonderful exposure that you will rarely see at any other site.

Maybe I should worry mainly about writing my features and my editorials from now on and ignore the shit that we as gamers like to call the news. At least then I'll have made even more of a name for myself. Stay tuned for more to come from me, I plan on blowing up the leaderboards in the weeks to come.

Also, the CBlogs are a privilege, not a right. Please use it responsibly, and for the sake of any ethereal being that you may pray to, make it worth the reader's click, you owe them that much. Thank you for your time, also TL;DR.



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Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 10:34
Maurice Tan
tl;dr

Also Cowzilla for Editor!
ReclusiveSpirit's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 10:36
ReclusiveSpirit
Well written. I couldn't agree with you more on this subject.
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 10:39
-D-
Well said, Excremento!
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 10:40
bloodylip
Excremento for features editor!
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 10:42
blehman
I concur.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 10:46
king3vbo
Battletoads? BATTLETOADS?

Ok.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 10:47
Kryptinite
Next up to the plate: Excremento. You heard it hear first.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 10:48
Excremento
@ Kryptinite

If Conrad can do it, so can I!
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 11:01
Y0j1mb0
Nice read Excremento. I'll tell you the most interesting pieces to me here in Destructoid are the editorials, original and/or opinion pieces as well. I also agree that there is an abundance of great writers in our midst.

As for you writing for Destructoid? Seems to me you're already doing that. It's only a matter of time for it to be official, I would think.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 11:05
Excremento
Yeah Y0J1MB0, I've been doing horribly in my cblogging though. To prove to the great overlords of Dtoid that it might be worth their while, I will be blogging damn near everyday. Hell, I'm working on my next one even as I type here. Thanks for the ups though man, I love this place.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 11:06
Cheeburga
All I read was "Dtoid hire me."


:] Jk, that was very well written.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 11:06
Justice
Good read Excremento, I can understand how boring it must be to just post press releases , but reviewing games can be fun methinks, though it it does depend on the game of course.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 11:07
shipero
I've always really enjoyed your features. Glad to hear you're going to start writing them again.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 11:10
Excremento
@ Cheeburga

Yup, you saw right through my intentions! Oh noes! Well, there's no pride in this industry, and you can't receive without asking.

@ Justice

Yeah to be honest some games I've reviewed have completely shocked me, while others couldn't be killed with enough fire. The Club was a damn good game methinks, while Turning Point was terrible.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 11:22
randombullseye
I'm feeling similar in a weird way with this blogging thing. Just copy pasting stuff from spin filled press releases or from other blogs doesn't seem right. I'd rather write my own ideas and essays about gaming and destructoid seems like the best place to do that.

I guess that's how the blogocube works though. Everybody's posts are copy paste of a copy paste of a copy paste.

Also cocks.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 11:23
Cowzilla3
Sometimes you gotta cover shit you don't want to. It's part of being a journalist. You've gotta cut your teeth somehwere, not every job can 100 percent amazing.

Prof Pew you mean Excremento for editor didn't you? :)
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 11:28
Excremento
Cowzilla3, dude we've worked together before and we both know how it is to tow the company line and post PRs, but even you have to admit that they suck ass most the time. There are few and far between good stories to write about.

Now as for editor, I'd love either, but if you got it then I'd have 3 writing buddies that write for dtoid :3 that would be extra pull for that one special day where it might happen.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 11:30
Teta
It´s nice to read that you are gonna write again.

I´ll sit on my chair and look at the side bar until the Battletoad appears.
boatorious's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 11:40
boatorious
Good read.

I love writing about games and I'd have to agree -- the idea of being forced to write about something you don't care about (for me about 75% of gaming I don't care about) just seems soul-crushing.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 11:43
Cowzilla3
Oh I totally agree, getting something itneresting out of a crappy press release is like pulling teeth but you gotta do what you gotta do.
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 11:46
Vlambo
Ex, your features are always awesome, and I kinda believe you should be an official one. EX FOR EDITOR 2008
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 11:51
Crunshii
aight, so we go back to good old times.

u writ, i reed.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 11:57
Jim Sterling
Nice writing, man. If I could exist on features work alone, I'd do it. Features and reviews are my love.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 12:02
Excremento
@ Jim

Thanks for the compliment, I know what you mean. I absolutely love writing features, editorals, and reviews. Hell I don't even mind writing up press releases sometimes, my biggest problem (now that I've reread my post) is that it seems that no matter how much you make the news personal and interesting it seems that there are 50k other sites that have posted the same story. I guess what I was trying to get across is that Dtoid is great because you don't get just the news when you read the story, sometimes you get anecdotes and heartbreak.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 12:13
Brian Szabelski
Excellent points, Excremento. One of the reasons I love Destructoid is you do get more opinion than you might get at other Web sites, and it's always refreshing to see that, even if I don't agree with it.

In regards to having to dig through all the crappy stuff, that's part of the deal of being a gaming journalist. I've been working my current gig for 18 months as of August, and yes, I've had to review some big duds in my time for the Wii, PS2, DS and Xbox 360. The way I try to make press releases more interesting is to take the info they have presented and research it, to see if there's anything interesting that's popped up. For example, I'm pretty much the guy they turn to for Wii coverage, having owned one since launch, and it also means I'm in charge of the WiiWare/ Virtual Console releases. So one of the interesting things I do is take a look at when the games have been released in other places and make note of that in my news post. That way, people know if they're getting something new no one else has or if we're the last to get it.

Also, Excremento, good luck in making a run at editorship. I have a feeling you're not the only one out there with a shot, but you deserve to be one of the guys on the short list. :)
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 12:36
F Whipple
good luck...you have my support for whatever it's worth
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 13:36
Dynamic Sheep
This is a wall of text that was easy to read. How did you do that? Blog magic? Anyway, good right up, and good luck with the writing.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 14:07
Darren Nakamura
I totally agree, the CBlogs should be a place for opinion and features, leave the news to the front page editors.

And I always read your stuff at MEGATONik, even if it's just bland PR rehashing.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 14:10
aborto thefetus
You need to blog more Excremento. I miss you....

It's tough being the only person who does 10 things posts nowadays.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 14:16
Colette Bennett
Well written, Excremento. Also, this quote:

"Also, the CBlogs are a privilege, not a right."

It really stuck with me. I wish more people felt that way, but at any rate, thanks for bringing your good work here. It's appreciated. ^__^
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 14:23
Excremento
Thanks Colette, Dexter, and Aborto.

I promise to post here more often, seeing its the only fun blogging I seem to do these days.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 15:44
EternalDeathSlayer
PLEASE STAY TRUE TO YOUR WORD.

Seriously, while we have actually been privy to some good new people, most of the cblogs I see are complete and utter garbage.

Keep up the good work dude.
thefil's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 15:52
thefil
I've been thinking much the same thing lately. The gaming news is posted on any number of blogs daily; in fact, I normally just skim by it on Destructoid. What makes this site special are the in-depth editorials and the [surprisingly?] mature community. These are things that might be presented on another page, but are never rehashes. Always pleasant to read a good opinion, even better if it makes me think like you have today.
Brad Nicholson's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 15:55
Brad Nicholson
There's ways to spin PR. I get my kicks pointing out the silly bullet points like "game is in 3D" and stuff like that. You just have to have fun with it, but still realize you're the harbinger of information.

Excellent post, and I'm glad to be a part of such a prolific community as well.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 17:53
Aaron Mxy Yost
Oh hey! We missed you around here!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 17:56
Hamza CTZ Aziz
How'd the move come along? I'm looking forward to more of your lists.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 02:42
mistic
Brilliant writeup :-)

also the "Cblogs are a privilege..."-quote should be displayed on every clog-page :)
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