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Look, I Drink -- White Russians
Excremento | 10:59 PM on 10.09.2007 20 comments


Look, I drink..

And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults? Tonight's is my absolute favorite drink of all time.

The Whie Russian



Everyone loves "The Dude" and its no surprise that this drink's popularity increased a thousand fold thanks to The Big Lebowski.

Hopefully many of you have the ingredients and the utensils needed to make these but if not you can always make substitutions. The basic recipe is:

2 oz Vodka
1 oz Coffee Liqueur
Light Cream

Get yourself your man glass (short, fat, holds about 8 oz), put a couple of cubes of ice into it, pour the liquor over the ice then add cream until the desired level is reached. If you don't have cream, you can use milk. Stir and then enjoy.

Here is what your finished product should look like.



Now if you want the extra fancy recipe (and one that will mess you up pretty quickly if you're not careful):

2 oz Grey Goose La Vanilla Vodka
1 oz Godiva Cappuccino Liqueur
Bailey's Irish Creme

Do yourself a favor and buy a shaker. Shake the contents up with some ice and pour into a good sized Martini glass. Garnish with some nutmeg, cinnamon, or cocoa. *hint* Keep your vodka in the freezer to make it damn cold!

Well, I hope you guys all like it, please let me know what you think!



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ZeroTolo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 23:03
ZeroTolo
Oh man... as soon as I saw the title, I was thinking to myself that I'd tell you to call them "Caucasians".
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 23:05
bottled dark
i have a tab open to google images so i could image macro you with the dude.

fortunately that's what this is about.
Twisted Imp's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 23:06
Twisted Imp
k, this one's a good one.
First you will need some Nestle's Quick Chocolate Powder, or Chocolate Syrup(powder works best).
Put in about 2-3 tea spoons in a glass.
Add Milk.
Shaken works best, stirred aswell.
Voila!Chocolate Milk!
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 23:07
taumpytears
I just saw this movie for the first time the other day, I really liked it.Remember when drinking white russians, keep an eye on you rug.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 23:09
Excremento
@ Twisted Imp

aw man, isn't it Nestle Quik™?
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 23:12
shipero
I like this post, I really ties the cblogs together man.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 23:13
Cowzilla3
you want serious drinks!
I'll give you serious drinks
Did a whole series but don't want to link them all.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 23:17
Excremento
@ Cowzilla3

LOL. Sorry didn't mean to tread on hallowed grounds. Should I stop, or do you like the posts?

I only want the best drinks for fellow D-Toiders.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 23:21
Coonskin05
I say everyone should make drink posts. We are, after all, the "the AA guy" among the other gaming blogs.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 23:26
shipero
I would also like to say that the Long Island Iced Tea is the greatest drink of all time, and may very well be the pinnacle of human achievement. I'm still trying to find a good recipe for it my self, the ones I make tend to have too much of one alcohol and not enough of the others.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 23:26
Excremento
Nothing wrong with drinking, as long as its in moderation.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 23:31
Aerox
I'm a black russian man myself. So tasty
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 23:31
shipero
Ooh, also the chocolate cake, 1 part Frangelico, 1 part citris vodka (I like orange smirnoff), and maybe 1 part Bärenjäger Honey Liqueur. A great desert cocktail.
Kozuch's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 23:34
Kozuch
If you like white russians, you owe it to yourself to try the Colorado Bulldog. It's the same as a white russian, but you add one part pepsi. It's even more delicious than the ruskie, it tastes like a alcohol milkshake.

Oh, and Irish car bombs are great too, but very expensive and gone so fast....
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 23:39
Excremento
@ Kozuch

Good luck if you let the Irish Car Bomb start to curdle...
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2007 23:47
BahamutZero
the dude will abide
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2007 00:02
ZekeThePlumber
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 00:26
king3vbo
BEST. DRINK. EVER!!!

I love White Russians
Seth338's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 01:31
Seth338
The White Russian is my favorite cocktail, i will have to try out your bottom recipe some time.

Where did you pick this stuff up? Used to work in a bar?
Seth338's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 05:02
Seth338
I gave the lower recipe a try (Absolute Vodka vanilla rather than grey goose though) and it may just be the single most alcoholic thing i have ever drank.

Twas georgious, thanks.
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