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Excremento avatar 12:14 PM on 02.10.2008
Look, I Drink - The Goomba Smash



There are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought to myself, "Wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults?" That's what this post is all about, the love I have for drinks. So if you too are 21 years old or above (in America), stay a spell, crack open a 'cold one' and join me as I share tonight's recipe.



The Goomba Smash



Thanks to my absolutely wonderful trip to Las Vegas, I had the chance to try out many a drink that you can't normally get. The actual name of this drink is the "Goombay Smash", but I figured what the hell, its close enough. This was a delicious drink that I'm sure many of you here will deem 'girly'.

The basic recipe is:

2 OZ Orange Juice
2 OZ Pineapple Juice
1 OZ Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum
1 OZ Malibu Coconut Rum
1/4 OZ Flavored Brandy (Apricot is the best BTW)

Pour all of the ingredients into a shaker with some crushed ice and shake until the shaker starts to sweat. Then all thats left is to get yourself a highball glass and whatever garnish you might want, pour the drink in, and enjoy!

The drink should look something like this when finished.


What the lady is holding, not the lady herself...

There you have it, The Goomba Smash! Even though you're getting only 10% alcohol, depending on your tolerance for alcohol, take it easy with these, if you're uninitiated in the ways of liquor, it might go straight to your head. I think my next recipe is going to be something along the lines of Princess Peach Being A Cockteasing Bitch/Sex on the Beach. Send me a PM if you have any ideas or have a recipe that you'd like to see up here one day.

*Note* Destructoid assumes no responsibility for the drink recipes posted by Excremento, nor the actions taken from imbibing said drinks, neither does Excremento. Remeber kids, drink in moderation you don't want alcohol poisoning. As always have something to eat before a night of drinking.



Well, I hope you guys all like it, please let me know what you think!



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