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Look, I drink -- Neonie's Furry Purple Squirrels
Excremento | 6:12 PM on 10.19.2007 25 comments


Look, I drink.

And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults? Thanks to Lucashoal commenting that he wants a fruity drink to help represent the Fruity Furry D-Toid Community (Neonie is the most prevalent, followed by Lucashoal, Monkeycat, and Kelfonne). Tonight's is one i've never tried, but sounds pretty damn good, though all the grenadine makes it an automatic girly drink.

Neonie's Furry Purple Squirrel



After half a dozen of these, you might actually consider that offer from the sexy squirrel above. Neonie and a few others seem to catch constant crap from us on Destructoid, and I for one would like to thank them for being the community punching bag. My way of giving them thanks and a slight elbow to the ribs at the same time is to dedicate a drink to the Furries of this web community.

The basic recipe is:

1 Oz. Light Rum
1 Oz. Coconut Rum
1 Oz. Blue Curacao Liqueur
1 Oz. Grenadine Syrup
1 Oz. Lime Juice
1 Oz. Club Soda
1 Splash Coconut Rum

Start with a coctail mixer that is half filled with ice cubes, pour in the light and coconut rums, then the blue curacao, next add the grenadine and lime juice. Shake well, then strain into a highball glass filled with ice cubes. To finish, add the club soda and stir, then add the last splash of coconut rum. To garnish, get a wedge of lime and push an almond into the flesh of the fruit and toss it into the glass.

The drink should look something like this when finished.



There you have it, A Furry Purple Squirrel! Drink with caution people, 'cause this drink is a whopping 15% alcohol. Whoo!!! Girly Drinks!!!

*Note* Destructoid assumes no responsibility for the drink recipes posted by Excremento, nor the actions taken from imbibing said drinks, neither does Excremento.



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king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 18:15
king3vbo
Even if its a girly drink, it sounds delicious
Zarathustra's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 18:16
Zarathustra
I would try that. Looks and sounds good. As long as you follow it up with lots of beer.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 18:17
wardrox
wardrox yiffs
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 18:19
Eschatos
Oh my gawd! Yashoki would love this!
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 18:28
shipero
Sounds tasty, but I never buy flavored rum, and I don't think I could order it at any bar and retain my dignity.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 18:41
Bob Muir
Ha ha, shame Neonie hasn't been around lately.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 18:45
Excremento
@ Shipero

I like the flavored rums, I really like Capt. Morgans Parrot Bay.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 19:02
Excremento
@ Juggernaut

What's your drink? I'll make one for you on Mondays edition of Look, I Drink. And I have no ill will towards Neonie, seems like a good guy, I was just going off of what I've heard on podtoid and from what other people here on the CBlogs post about him. I love all yous peoples.
Zarathustra's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 19:14
Zarathustra
Dude, Parrot Bay is fucking good.
trydizon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 19:22
trydizon
parrot bay is at the southern most part of hyrule.
duh.

:)
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 19:25
MaxVest
It has to be brown, golden, or clear to be a manly drink. Anything else is by default girly (so says a trusted source).

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 19:36
bottled dark
an oz. and a splash of coconut rum?
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 19:44
Excremento
@ bottled dark

Yeah you mix the one oz in th main portion of the beverage, and the splash goes on the top of it all. I dunno, sounds like it'd work.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 19:55
Maurice Tan
Whoa, this will be sweet enough to get Neonie some drunken sex at any future meeting. Nice one :D
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 20:47
Riser Glen
@Necros

Lol. Yeah, it's a real shame...
lucashoal's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2007 13:48
lucashoal
I lol'd, especially since my idea was used.

And yeah, I'm sure Yasho would love this if he could drink it. I'm not positive...but he sounds under 21 on voicechat. Like...18-19.

I'd drink it, also. I need to remember this for when I can buy booze. Just a few more months...
metromapper's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2009 18:42
metromapper
Hmmm. A few things.

One: That drink pictured is not a Purple Squirrel. It's the wrong color (should be purple), the wrong serving glass (should be cocktail glass), the wrong amount of ice (should have none). So wrong. If anything, it's a Pink Squirrel.

Two: The last ingredient you list is wrong. It's not Coconut Rum again. It's Coconut milk.

Three: How do I know so much about this drink? Because I created it to go with my web design company. See the cocktail link on www.purplesquirrel.net for more details.

Keep up the drinking, but don't forget the thinking!
metromapper's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2009 18:43
metromapper
Active link to Purple Squirrel Design: purplesquirrel.net
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