Hey robots, I'm Excremento, but you cool and old skool Dtoiders know that already, this is merely for the N00BS. I've been a videogamer for as long as I can remember. I have well over 27 years of video game experience that I rely on daily, and a near encyclopedic memory of gaming starting with the Commodore 64 and ending with whatever is the current hotness.
I've got my own blog at MediaWhoreNetwork that I try to write on when I'm not too busy...and just recently have decided to come back to do a few Community Blogs here on Dtoid now that most failbloggers don't exist anymore. I'm still here fellas (and ladies) updating as often as I can for all of your enjoyment.
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And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults? Thanks to Lucashoal commenting that he wants a fruity drink to help represent the Fruity Furry D-Toid Community (Neonie is the most prevalent, followed by Lucashoal, Monkeycat, and Kelfonne). Tonight's is one i've never tried, but sounds pretty damn good, though all the grenadine makes it an automatic girly drink.
Neonie's Furry Purple Squirrel
After half a dozen of these, you might actually consider that offer from the sexy squirrel above. Neonie and a few others seem to catch constant crap from us on Destructoid, and I for one would like to thank them for being the community punching bag. My way of giving them thanks and a slight elbow to the ribs at the same time is to dedicate a drink to the Furries of this web community.
Start with a coctail mixer that is half filled with ice cubes, pour in the light and coconut rums, then the blue curacao, next add the grenadine and lime juice. Shake well, then strain into a highball glass filled with ice cubes. To finish, add the club soda and stir, then add the last splash of coconut rum. To garnish, get a wedge of lime and push an almond into the flesh of the fruit and toss it into the glass.
The drink should look something like this when finished.
There you have it, A Furry Purple Squirrel! Drink with caution people, 'cause this drink is a whopping 15% alcohol. Whoo!!! Girly Drinks!!!
*Note* Destructoid assumes no responsibility for the drink recipes posted by Excremento, nor the actions taken from imbibing said drinks, neither does Excremento.
Well, I hope you guys all like it, please let me know what you think!