Hey robots, I'm Excremento, but you cool and old skool Dtoiders know that already, this is merely for the N00BS. I've been a videogamer for as long as I can remember. I have well over 27 years of video game experience that I rely on daily, and a near encyclopedic memory of gaming starting with the Commodore 64 and ending with whatever is the current hotness.
I've got my own blog at MediaWhoreNetwork that I try to write on when I'm not too busy...and just recently have decided to come back to do a few Community Blogs here on Dtoid now that most failbloggers don't exist anymore. I'm still here fellas (and ladies) updating as often as I can for all of your enjoyment.
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There are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought to myself "Wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults?" That's where this posting comes from, the love I have for all drinks. So if you too are 21 years old or above, stay a spell, crack open a 'cold one' and join me as I share tonight's recipe.
n00bMeiSter's Sneaky Drinking At Work Drink
I've worked at a whole bunch of jobs in the short twelve years that I've been working, none were more interesting than the jobs where I saw some booze sitting next to the coffee machine in the bosses office. Any time there was a 'holiday' party in the office, we would have drinks WHILE getting paid for it. The best times were seeing the boss come out of his office tipsy and joining us for a game of darts in the warehouse (cricket if you have to know). He then proceeded to slip on a errant piece of ham and chucked the dart into the shoulder of one of his subordinates. Kids, sharp metal + alcohol + no control = good times.
Make yourself some ultra chocolatey hot chocolate (the thicker the better), then mix in the Hot Coffee. Now, when nobody is looking pull out your flask and pour in the Triple Sec and enjoy!
The drink should look something like this when finished.
That's the genius part, it looks like hot chocolate!
There you have it, n00bMeiSter's Sneaky Drinking At Work Drink! Depending on what type of triple sec you use when making these and your tolerance for alcohol, take it easy with these, if you're uninitiated in the ways of liquor, it might go straight to your head. Keep in mind, when you make the decision to drink at work, you are taking a good sized risk of getting fired.
*Note* Destructoid assumes no responsibility for the drink recipes posted by Excremento, nor the actions taken from imbibing said drinks, neither does Excremento. Remeber kids, drink in moderation you don't want alcohol poisoning. As always have something to eat before a night of drinking.
Well, I hope you guys all like it, please let me know what you think!