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Excremento avatar 5:51 PM on 10.10.2007  (server time)
Look, I Drink -- Mr. Destructoid's Green Death

Look, I drink...

And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults? Tonight's is a drink you must be careful of.

Mr. Destructoid's Green Death

Everyone here on Destructoid loves our beloved Giant Robot and it shows, especially when you make a drink with the main man's name in it.

Hopefully many of you have the ingredients and the utensils needed to make these but if not you can always make substitutions. Keep in mind that this makes a shitload of drinks. The basic recipe is:

1 Quart Vodka
1 Quart White Rum
1 Pint White Tequilla
14-18 Cans Limeade
8-9 Liters Lemon-Lime Soda
Maraschino Cherries (for his glowing eyes)

Get yourself a big-ass punch bowl and combine everything except for the Lemon-Lime Soda. It may seem like alot of limeade, but DO NOT dilute the solution with water! The bite of the tequilla will disappear around can 15 of the limeade, so add as much or as little to your taste.

Once you have everything mixed up, let the punch sit for an hour before mixing with the soda. Once that hour has passed, grab yourself a highball glass, drop 2 maraschino cherries into the glass, 2 cubes of ice, fill half with the punch, and the rest with your soda. There you have it, Mr. Destructoid's Green Death.

If you want the extra fancy recipe (and one that works best):

1 Quart Grey Goose Vodka
1 Quart Bambu White Rum
1 Pint Patron Grand Platinum Tequila
14-17 cans Minute Maid Limeade
8-9 Liters 7-Up Soda
Maraschino Cherries (glowing eyes!!!)

Make this the same as above.

*Note* I hope you don't make this all for just yourself because this is a shitload of liquor for one person to consume.

If you do make it, and want to store it, make sure that you leave the lid slightly open or cracked. When you add the Limeade to the alcohol, the sugars will start to ferment and release CO2 and more alcohol, so when you come back the next day and it's exploded all over your fridge, don't say I didn't warn you. The great thing about this recipe is that it gets stronger as the days go by and less sweet. Great mixer to have in the fridge.

Well, I hope you guys all like it, please let me know what you think!

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