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Look, I Drink -- Miami Vice
Excremento | 12:12 AM on 11.19.2007 16 comments


Look, I drink.



And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults?

Miami VIce



Last year, we went to Cancun. While there at the resorts, you can either pay for your food and drink a la carte, or you can go the ballerific route and buy an all inclusive package. So for about $75 a day, I could eat whatever I wanted, order room service as much as I wanted, and the best part was being able to order as many drinks as you could stomach. I'm not kidding you folks, I started drinking shortly after breakfast at 8 AM. This drink was a favorite and I can recall having about a dozen everyday before dinner. After dinner, the serious drinking would happen. See the picture below of the bar we conquered every single night.



The basic recipe is:

5 Oz. Bacardi 151 Rum (split into 2 x 2.5 Oz. servings)
or
6 Oz. Silver Tequila (split into 2 x 3 Oz. servings)

1 Package Frozen Pina Colada Mix
1 Package Frozen Strawberry Daiquiri Mix

First blend your pina-colada mix with the 2.5 Oz. of rum and some ice, pour halfway up into a glass of your choice. Then make the strawberry daiquiri mix with ice and the remainder of the rum. Pour the daiquiri on top of the pina colada carefully so that the drinks are layered. Enjoy!

The drink should look something like this when finished.


MMMMMMMM, TASTY!!!

There you have it, a Miami Vice! Depending on your tolerance for alcohol, take it easy with these, if you're uninitiated in the ways of liquor, it might go straight to your head.

*Note* Destructoid assumes no responsibility for the drink recipes posted by Excremento, nor the actions taken from imbibing said drinks, neither does Excremento. Remeber kids, drink in moderation you don't want alcohol poisoning. As always have something to eat before imbibing.



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14 comments | showing # 1 to 14
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shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 00:26
shipero
Another interesting drink I'll have to try one day.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 00:29
Excremento
@ Shipero

My favorite drink (if I had to list one) is an Amaretto Sour. This drink comes in a close second. I'm such a girly-drink lush it's not even funny.
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 00:31
ZekeThePlumber
It's okay to like chick drinks. You just don't tell people about it.
Upgrayedd's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 00:45
Upgrayedd
I wanted to post the Kids in the Hall sketch about hitting rock bottom with chick drinks, but I couldn't find it.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 00:50
Excremento
@ Upgrayedd

I loved that sketch. I miss that show something fierce.
trydizon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 00:53
trydizon
That's what I'm talking about. This is what I've been missing.

Good to have you back, homie.
Pariah's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 01:34
Pariah
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Pariah's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 01:36
Pariah
Crap. Here is the link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1_H_sVNgvf4

What you were looking for was "girl drink drunk"

Carpoolers is written by Bruce McCollough (sp?) It is the only non animated sitcom I watch. Quite funny.
kobewan0824's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 03:56
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Sounds interesting, but I'm not a fan of mixed drinks, in particular "girly" mixed drinks. I prefer some cheap vodka or some Bacardi 151, with it's sweet 151 proofness. Ahh, 75.5 percent alcohol. It burns so much it feels good. If I'm going to bother adding anything to my alcohol, then I'll spring for some Grey Goose Vodka or something and do simple shit like vodka and orange juice. That's as girly as I get: The Screwdriver, or whatever it's called.

Now, if you really want to get fucked up, try mixing some different substances with your drinks. A decent mix would be some painkillers, such as Percocet or Vicodin, but that is potentially dangerous if you dont know what you're doing. As for marijuana, it's not that great. In the end, you just feel like shit. One more good combo, albeit a really juvenile one I tried a few times when young, is taking an Ambien or other sleeping pill and a few shots of Vodka and then trying to fight the effects of both. You will be tired as fuck, but also so messed up that you can stay awake if you try. Through your colossal efforts to stay awake, you end up wearing your mind out and start doing and saying funny shit. Great with a friend.
thedude93's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 09:03
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@kobewan

how old are you? Sounds like shit i did when is was 15. The only people i know who buy cheap vodka and 151, are teenagers and frat boys.

I would not suggest mixing alcohol with any pill, period.
glipe's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 09:06
glipe
I'm not boasting here but I don't know that they'd make much of a profit from me at only $75 a day for food AND drink. Food, probably, but add the drink onto that and, well, WOW! I'm even a bit of a lightweight at the moment and I think I could probably drink about £75 worth of cocktails, rather than just $75! I have done in the past!

I think I must go to Cancun!
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 10:31
itemforty
Another great combination is to get twisted on McCormick's vodka and then start driving very fast around a elementary school around 3pm. While stabbing yourself with a heroin needle. In the dick.

Grey Goose is terrible vodka.
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 12:08
Danmartigan
also, cocks.
DangerousD's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 20:18
DangerousD
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