Hey robots, I'm Excremento, but you cool and old skool Dtoiders know that already, this is merely for the N00BS. I've been a videogamer for as long as I can remember. I have well over 27 years of video game experience that I rely on daily, and a near encyclopedic memory of gaming starting with the Commodore 64 and ending with whatever is the current hotness.
I've got my own blog at MediaWhoreNetwork that I try to write on when I'm not too busy...and just recently have decided to come back to do a few Community Blogs here on Dtoid now that most failbloggers don't exist anymore. I'm still here fellas (and ladies) updating as often as I can for all of your enjoyment.
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And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults?
Last year, we went to Cancun. While there at the resorts, you can either pay for your food and drink a la carte, or you can go the ballerific route and buy an all inclusive package. So for about $75 a day, I could eat whatever I wanted, order room service as much as I wanted, and the best part was being able to order as many drinks as you could stomach. I'm not kidding you folks, I started drinking shortly after breakfast at 8 AM. This drink was a favorite and I can recall having about a dozen everyday before dinner. After dinner, the serious drinking would happen. See the picture below of the bar we conquered every single night.
The basic recipe is:
5 Oz. Bacardi 151 Rum (split into 2 x 2.5 Oz. servings)
6 Oz. Silver Tequila (split into 2 x 3 Oz. servings)
First blend your pina-colada mix with the 2.5 Oz. of rum and some ice, pour halfway up into a glass of your choice. Then make the strawberry daiquiri mix with ice and the remainder of the rum. Pour the daiquiri on top of the pina colada carefully so that the drinks are layered. Enjoy!
The drink should look something like this when finished.
There you have it, a Miami Vice! Depending on your tolerance for alcohol, take it easy with these, if you're uninitiated in the ways of liquor, it might go straight to your head.
*Note* Destructoid assumes no responsibility for the drink recipes posted by Excremento, nor the actions taken from imbibing said drinks, neither does Excremento. Remeber kids, drink in moderation you don't want alcohol poisoning. As always have something to eat before imbibing.
Well, I hope you guys all like it, please let me know what you think!