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Look, I Drink -- Irish Car Bombs
Excremento | 6:33 PM on 10.18.2007 34 comments


Look, I drink...

And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults? Tonight's is one of my favorites, and was a special request by Trydizon.

Irish Car Bomb



A favorite of Fire Houses and young socialites all across the USA, and from what I hear is gaining in popularity in the EU as well. Next time you head to your local pub for St. Patrick's Day celebrations, get one of these instead of a green beer. I can see the popularity of Guinness on this site, so for this recipe, there is no substitute.

The basic recipe is:

3/4 - 1 Pint Guinness
1 Oz. Jameson Irish Whiskey
1/2 Oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
1 Oz. Jagermeister (optional)

Get yourself a chilled glass that can handle a pint and then some, pour the Guinness into the chilled glass (careful to not make to much head). In a shot glass, combine the Whiskey, Irish Cream, and the Jagermeister. When you are ready to drink, take your shotglass and drop it into the glass of Guinness and then chug!

You don't necessarily have to chug, but the carbonation in the Guiness will make the cream in the irish cream start to curdle and potentially make the drink rather cheesy (literally)

There you have it, an Irish Car Bomb!

*Note* Destructoid assumes no responsibility for the drinks posted by Excremento, neither does Excremento.

Well, I hope you guys all like it, please let me know what you think!



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bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 18:38
bloodylip
Don't call it that in Ireland. I hear they'll kick your ass for it.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 18:40
Excremento
@ Bloodylip

Apparently they call them Depth Charges...although if you go to a true Eire Pub (no Union Jacks) I hear that they don't have any problems with the name. They'll just usually laugh at you for being a Yank.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 18:40
shipero
This sounds like something you'd trick someone into drinking, like a cement mixer. Nothing but a crual joke to play on novice drinkers.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 18:42
Excremento
@ Shipero

Actually, they're damn good. When you get near the end of drinking, it tastes like a milkshake!
Brandon Undead's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 18:46
Brandon Undead
@ shipero: Absolutely fucking delicious. The only good reason to chug a whole Guiness there is.
Zarathustra's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 18:47
Zarathustra
One of the best hardcore drinks ever. Seriously.

@stunna: You're right, it does depend on where you are in Ireland. I was there a couple years ago, and I asked about it at a couple places in Temple Bar. Dublin is an awesome city, btw.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 18:54
Aerox
@bloodylip

I went to Ireland as my graduation trip. They were super popular in Southern Ireland, like Dublin and Kilarney. If you order it up in Belfast though, you'll get your ass beat.
trydizon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 18:55
trydizon
haha, nice!

an irish car bomb is everything you listed, sans the jager.

i named the DESTRUCTOID DANGEROUS BOMB as mod of the traditional car bomb with the dear blood (aka jager).
trydizon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 18:56
trydizon
*deer blood

CHEERS STUNNA!
Def JM's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 18:58
Def JM



The other alternative.
pancakes mcgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 19:31
pancakes mcgee
it tastes like chocolate milk. and after it's chugged, sit back and enjoy a nice black and tan.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 19:33
Excremento
@ Pancakes McGee

Mmmmm...black and tan...did you see that Ben & Jerry's makes that flavor of ice cream now?
SlavedHeart's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 19:33
SlavedHeart
These may be good and all (and I've had a few, they are), but Sake Bombers, for some reason, encourage nudity...
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 19:35
Excremento
@ SlavedHeart

It seems that any of the Beer and Liquor drinks become panty droppers...
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 19:35
Darren Nakamura
You put Jager in your car bombs? Yuck.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 19:38
Excremento
@ Dexter

Hence the "optional" tag...
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 19:42
Excremento
Jagermeister is one of my FAVORITE liquors, personally you could put it in anything and it immediately tastes better.

James Hetfield from Metallica claims that Jagermeister and warm milk does wonders for a sore throat.
Zarathustra's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 19:47
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@stunna

I had that Ben & Jerry's Black and Tan flavor a while ago. It was... ok.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 19:50
Excremento
@ Zarathustra

I wondered whether or not a beer ice cream would be that good...guess I have my answer.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 19:56
Cowzilla3
These things are so damn good. I love them to the ends of the earth. Did six in one night at a friend birthday party, vomitted than did two more. Needless to say I don't remeber the latter two.
TwinkieFGR's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 19:58
TwinkieFGR
<3 Irish Car Bombs, sadly there's only like one bar in my entire city that actually makes it with Jameson, none of the other ones carry the stuff. Same goes for Sake, I actually ahve to go to restaurants if I want a sake bomb (or make it myself, obviously, which is what I usually do).
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 20:26
Excremento
@ Twinkie

Here in Utah you can't get a mix drink that has more than 1 ounce of liquor or more than one drink at a time. This means that you can't ever get a boilermaker, irish car bomb, or any exciting drink...super lame, so you end up being good at making your own drinks.
SlavedHeart's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 21:00
SlavedHeart
@ Excremento Stunna, not like Sake Bombers... I'll agree in spirit with you, but... man, after using alcohol for years to ply women, it's only after being married that I learned the TRUE power of sake... Even her assistant was hitting on me at the sushi bar...
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 21:25
Excremento
Mmmmmm, Sake ga daisuki!
Upgrayedd's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 21:42
Upgrayedd
I don't like Jager in them, but yeah, these things are the destroyers of worlds.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 22:03
007
I'm hardcore. i take every alcoholic beverage out there in the market and mix them together to make my special "You're gunna be fucked for weeks" drink.

yeah, i'm underage....
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 22:05
tazarthayoot
Ron is scared of irish car bombs, he refuses to drink them. Ask Austin Powers, he'll tell you.**

**If you weren't at the first "unoffical" MidWest NARP you will not know who Austin Powers is, and you should. I don't even know what the fuck his real name is.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 22:06
Eschatos
I like mine with a shot of liquid crack.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 22:37
007
LOL @ eschatos
Farktoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 01:51
Farktoid
Here's one you can try. I call it the Bioshock.
1 Pint Big Daddy Ale
1 shot Cinnamon Aftershock

Here's the spin. You can choose to down the Little Sister or not. But at the end of the night, you have to pound every shot of Aftershock you missed to get the Adam.
DigitalD562's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 02:18
DigitalD562
Irish car bombs are great for getting fucked up in a hurry (last call). But I usually just drink my whiskey strait. Jameson 18 year and Midelton VR, both Irish are the only whiskeys I drink.
lucashoal's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2007 14:28
lucashoal
Hmmm, we need a drink to cover the resident furfags (Neonie, Monkeycat, Kelfonne, myself, and whoever else I missed.)

Something fruity?
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