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Hey robots, I'm Excremento, but you cool and old skool Dtoiders know that already, this is merely for the N00BS. I've been a videogamer for as long as I can remember. I have well over 27 years of video game experience that I rely on daily, and a near encyclopedic memory of gaming starting with the Commodore 64 and ending with whatever is the current hotness.

I've got my own blog at MediaWhoreNetwork that I try to write on when I'm not too busy...and just recently have decided to come back to do a few Community Blogs here on Dtoid now that most failbloggers don't exist anymore. I'm still here fellas (and ladies) updating as often as I can for all of your enjoyment.

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Look, I drink...

And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults? Tonight's drink is one of my own invention and was found by accident and necessity.

Happy Cola



There I was at a buddy's house party gettin my drink on playin some pool, after my game I got a shot of Jagermeister set it down and forgot that I had it. I went over to the Iced Kiddie Pool and grabbed myself a regular flavored Smirnoff Ice. Before the next game could get started I discovered my other drink sitting next to me being lonely. I didn't want to double fist it that night so I poured the Jager into my Smirnoff Ice. The taste is amazingly similar to these things:



The basic recipe is:

1 Bottle Smirnoff Ice
2-3 Oz. Jagermeister

Open the Smirnoff, take a sip, pour your shot into the bottle. Ta daa!

There you have it, Happy Cola. This makes a decent and delicious Haribo Cola like sipping beverage, though you aren't likely to get wasted having these. You could probably have a whole sixer and just barely catch a buzz. Though it is very tasty, enjoy!

*Note* Destructoid assumes no responsibility for the drinks posted by Excremento, neither does Excremento.

Well, I hope you guys all like it, please let me know what you think!



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O RLY? Ill have to try that tonite :D
Sounds Interesting, too bad I hate Jagermeister.
Question: How many drinks had you had before you came up with this recipe? I think thats a very important question in these types of situations
Uh, I think it was 1 beer and 1 orange dreamcicle iced beverage...but I was still playing great pool!
Yeah, if I didn't hate Jager, I would try this.

One of my favorite mixed drinks: Crown Royal and cherry coke. I used to mix Crown Royal and Royal Crown cola, but they don't make RC anymore.
Are you serious? RC cola is no more? Thats like finding out that they're handing out $100 bills but ran out when you got there!
Haha, well, I could be wrong. All I know is, I haven't seen it any stores for years. Maybe I'm not looking hard enough, I don't know...
Yeah, they still make it, I saw it at a gas station yesterday as a matter of fact.

@Excremento: Thats not enough to affect judgement, unless you're 2 or something. But give me enough to drink and I'll think rat piss tastes fantastic if its gonna get me drunker.
@ Smackifilia

I've been there, I had about a whole liter of cosmopolitans. All of a sudden sake tasted like water and rum was like iced tea...nothing affected me until my stomach said "you've had quite enough mang". That turned me off from drinks for over a year...
I tried this, it's really good for your friends who don't really drink but like the idea of drinking. You know the ones i am talking about.
The ones who always order WKD blue and pretend it contains alcohol.

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