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Look, I Drink -- Happy Cola
Excremento \| 6:13 PM on 10.12.2007	11 comments

Look, I drink...

And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults? Tonight's drink is one of my own invention and was found by accident and necessity.

Happy Cola

There I was at a buddy's house party gettin my drink on playin some pool, after my game I got a shot of Jagermeister set it down and forgot that I had it. I went over to the Iced Kiddie Pool and grabbed myself a regular flavored Smirnoff Ice. Before the next game could get started I discovered my other drink sitting next to me being lonely. I didn't want to double fist it that night so I poured the Jager into my Smirnoff Ice. The taste is amazingly similar to these things:

The basic recipe is:

1 Bottle Smirnoff Ice
2-3 Oz. Jagermeister

Open the Smirnoff, take a sip, pour your shot into the bottle. Ta daa!

There you have it, Happy Cola. This makes a decent and delicious Haribo Cola like sipping beverage, though you aren't likely to get wasted having these. You could probably have a whole sixer and just barely catch a buzz. Though it is very tasty, enjoy!

*Note* Destructoid assumes no responsibility for the drinks posted by Excremento, neither does Excremento.

Well, I hope you guys all like it, please let me know what you think!

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10 comments | showing # 1 to 10

king3vbo says:
(# 0) on 10/12/2007 18:20

O RLY? Ill have to try that tonite :D

shipero says:
(# 1) on 10/12/2007 18:25

Sounds Interesting, too bad I hate Jagermeister.

smackifilia says:
(# 2) on 10/12/2007 18:25

Question: How many drinks had you had before you came up with this recipe? I think thats a very important question in these types of situations

Excremento says:
(# 3) on 10/12/2007 18:26

Uh, I think it was 1 beer and 1 orange dreamcicle iced beverage...but I was still playing great pool!

Zarathustra says:
(# 4) on 10/12/2007 18:35

Yeah, if I didn't hate Jager, I would try this.

One of my favorite mixed drinks: Crown Royal and cherry coke. I used to mix Crown Royal and Royal Crown cola, but they don't make RC anymore.

Excremento says:
(# 5) on 10/12/2007 18:41

Are you serious? RC cola is no more? Thats like finding out that they're handing out $100 bills but ran out when you got there!

Zarathustra says:
(# 6) on 10/12/2007 18:56

Haha, well, I could be wrong. All I know is, I haven't seen it any stores for years. Maybe I'm not looking hard enough, I don't know...

smackifilia says:
(# 7) on 10/12/2007 19:01

Yeah, they still make it, I saw it at a gas station yesterday as a matter of fact.

@Excremento: Thats not enough to affect judgement, unless you're 2 or something. But give me enough to drink and I'll think rat piss tastes fantastic if its gonna get me drunker.

Excremento says:
(# 8) on 10/12/2007 19:23

@ Smackifilia

I've been there, I had about a whole liter of cosmopolitans. All of a sudden sake tasted like water and rum was like iced tea...nothing affected me until my stomach said "you've had quite enough mang". That turned me off from drinks for over a year...

Seth338 says:
(# 9) on 12/07/2007 01:05

I tried this, it's really good for your friends who don't really drink but like the idea of drinking. You know the ones i am talking about.
The ones who always order WKD blue and pretend it contains alcohol.

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