Hey robots, I'm Excremento, but you cool and old skool Dtoiders know that already, this is merely for the N00BS. I've been a videogamer for as long as I can remember. I have well over 27 years of video game experience that I rely on daily, and a near encyclopedic memory of gaming starting with the Commodore 64 and ending with whatever is the current hotness.
I've got my own blog at MediaWhoreNetwork that I try to write on when I'm not too busy...and just recently have decided to come back to do a few Community Blogs here on Dtoid now that most failbloggers don't exist anymore. I'm still here fellas (and ladies) updating as often as I can for all of your enjoyment.
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And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults?
Flaming Dr. Pepper
I have no idea who this guy is above, just thought it was funny. A true staple of bar culture. I don't know why I love the beer + shot drinks so much, maybe cause it's girly but manly at the same time. There's nothing better than watching people attempting to chug one of these while still lit and having the rum burn them up the nose or face if they weren't smart enough to blow it out before drinking. The drink seriously tastes like you're chugging a Dr. Pepper. Try it out!
The basic recipe is:
3/4 Shot Amaretto Liqueur
1/4 Oz Overproof Rum
1/2 Glass Beer
Fill a shot glass about 3/4 full with Amaretto the pour the rest (if you're brave) to the top with enough Overproof Rum to make it able to burn. Next, place the shot glass in another glass and fill the outer glass with beer up to the level of the shot glass. Ignite the contents of the shot glass and let it burn. Blow it out or leave it burning, if you're sure of your manhood though this is not recommended, then slam it. If you chug it, it tastes just like Dr. Pepper.
My recipe is better IMO:
1/2 Shot Amaretto Liqueur
1/2 Shot Overproof Rum
1 Full Glass of Beer
Follow the directions as above, except keep the shot seperate from the glass of beer, make the shot, light it, then sink it into the beer and chug!
The drink should look something like this when finished.
There you have it, A Flaming Dr. Pepper! Drink freely with these, it'll take a while to get fucked up with how little alcohol is in them. <--- This is a lie people, DO NOT CONSUME MORE THAN 3 OF THESE IN AN HOUR'S TIME, YOU WILL GET ALCOHOL POISONING. As always have something to eat before imbibing.
*Note* Destructoid assumes no responsibility for the drink recipes posted by Excremento, nor the actions taken from imbibing said drinks, neither does Excremento.
Well, I hope you guys all like it, please let me know what you think!