Look, I drink.
And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults?
Destructoid Army Green
To be considered one of the elite of Destructoid you've had to earn your stripes. Many of the regular posters have endured the internet dramas, internet fights, frequent attacks from Rick Astley and Longcat, and the mindless blogs of many a newb. It is for you, Destructoid regular, that I have brought forth this shot.
Because of the constant douchebaggery of unsavory characters it is in your best interest to have a few of these before heading back into the C-Blog trenches. Get out there soldier!
The basic recipe is:
1 Oz
Goldschlager Cinnamon Schnapps
1 Oz
Jägermeister Herbal Liqueur
1 Oz
Tequilla
This is a simple mix, just pour it all into a shot glass. Shoot it and chase it if you need to (may I suggest a Guinness?).
The shot should look something like this when finished.
I had a hard time finding one...
There you have it, A Destructoid Army Green! Depending on your tolerance for alcohol, take it easy with these, they're 39% alcohol and if you're uninitiated in the ways of Jager, could taste nasty to you.
*Note* Destructoid assumes no responsibility for the drink recipes posted by Excremento, nor the actions taken from imbibing said drinks, neither does Excremento. Remeber kids, drink in moderation you don't want alcohol poisoning. As always have something to eat before imbibing.
Well, I hope you guys all like it, please let me know what you think!
Juice.
...wait scratch that, I'm not old enough to *legally* drink
Now where the fuck am i gonna get those liqeuors.
Good find sir..
Johnny Walker- Scoth
Jack Daniels- Whisky
Jose Cuervo- Tequila
Jagermiester- (describing this as "Herbal Liquer" is sugar coating quite a bit)
Hopefully this will be equally as tasty as the Happy Colas (Now my usual drink at parties) and the Irish Car Bomb.
Wow, you actually enjoyed the Happy Colas? I was really proud of that recipe because I actually made it myself. Thats cool man, I'm really glad to hear that you like them.
which totally ruins it imho, but then again, i'm really not a huge tequila fan