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Look, I Drink -- Destructoid Army Green
Excremento | 4:54 PM on 11.03.2007 14 comments


Look, I drink.



And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults?

Destructoid Army Green



To be considered one of the elite of Destructoid you've had to earn your stripes. Many of the regular posters have endured the internet dramas, internet fights, frequent attacks from Rick Astley and Longcat, and the mindless blogs of many a newb. It is for you, Destructoid regular, that I have brought forth this shot.

Because of the constant douchebaggery of unsavory characters it is in your best interest to have a few of these before heading back into the C-Blog trenches. Get out there soldier!

The basic recipe is:

1 Oz Goldschlager Cinnamon Schnapps
1 Oz Jägermeister Herbal Liqueur
1 Oz Tequilla

This is a simple mix, just pour it all into a shot glass. Shoot it and chase it if you need to (may I suggest a Guinness?).

The shot should look something like this when finished.


I had a hard time finding one...

There you have it, A Destructoid Army Green! Depending on your tolerance for alcohol, take it easy with these, they're 39% alcohol and if you're uninitiated in the ways of Jager, could taste nasty to you.

*Note* Destructoid assumes no responsibility for the drink recipes posted by Excremento, nor the actions taken from imbibing said drinks, neither does Excremento. Remeber kids, drink in moderation you don't want alcohol poisoning. As always have something to eat before imbibing.



Well, I hope you guys all like it, please let me know what you think!



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Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2007 16:56
Ub3rSlug
Look, I drink...

Juice.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2007 16:58
Excremento
Mmmmm, juice is good. Especially guava juice, I love that stuff.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2007 17:03
liam2015
Look I drink...

...wait scratch that, I'm not old enough to *legally* drink
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2007 17:13
Teta
That´s the tastiest i´ve read so far.
Now where the fuck am i gonna get those liqeuors.
Johnny Blaze's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2007 17:25
Johnny Blaze
MM that might come in handy for COlts- Pats football game.. I got some peeps that love Jager..

Good find sir..
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2007 18:57
king3vbo
Now that sounds mighty tasty
thedude93's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2007 21:36
thedude93
So i am sitting at work (i manage a bar in atlanta) and i just made these with my bartenders. Not terrible! We used Patron for the tequila and it is a unique mix. Similar to a "four horseman".

Johnny Walker- Scoth
Jack Daniels- Whisky
Jose Cuervo- Tequila
Jagermiester- (describing this as "Herbal Liquer" is sugar coating quite a bit)
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2007 21:42
Excremento
Wow, that's some honest feed back, I think you're the first to actually try the recipe and let me know how it turned out! I'll have to give that 4 horsemen a try sounds pretty brutal.
bunnyrabbit2's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2007 23:29
bunnyrabbit2
I still have jome Jagermeister left from the Happy Colas I had and we should have some tequila in the house to all I need now is the goldshclager.

Hopefully this will be equally as tasty as the Happy Colas (Now my usual drink at parties) and the Irish Car Bomb.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/04/2007 00:28
Excremento
@ Bunnyrabbit2

Wow, you actually enjoyed the Happy Colas? I was really proud of that recipe because I actually made it myself. Thats cool man, I'm really glad to hear that you like them.
n00bMeiSter's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 18:01
n00bMeiSter
that's just liquid cocaine with tequila!
which totally ruins it imho, but then again, i'm really not a huge tequila fan
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