Hey robots, I'm Excremento, but you cool and old skool Dtoiders know that already, this is merely for the N00BS. I've been a videogamer for as long as I can remember. I have well over 27 years of video game experience that I rely on daily, and a near encyclopedic memory of gaming starting with the Commodore 64 and ending with whatever is the current hotness.
I've got my own blog at MediaWhoreNetwork that I try to write on when I'm not too busy...and just recently have decided to come back to do a few Community Blogs here on Dtoid now that most failbloggers don't exist anymore. I'm still here fellas (and ladies) updating as often as I can for all of your enjoyment.
Any of you out there who wish to chat it up with ol Ex can do so at:
And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults?
Destructoid Army Green
To be considered one of the elite of Destructoid you've had to earn your stripes. Many of the regular posters have endured the internet dramas, internet fights, frequent attacks from Rick Astley and Longcat, and the mindless blogs of many a newb. It is for you, Destructoid regular, that I have brought forth this shot.
Because of the constant douchebaggery of unsavory characters it is in your best interest to have a few of these before heading back into the C-Blog trenches. Get out there soldier!
This is a simple mix, just pour it all into a shot glass. Shoot it and chase it if you need to (may I suggest a Guinness?).
The shot should look something like this when finished.
I had a hard time finding one...
There you have it, A Destructoid Army Green! Depending on your tolerance for alcohol, take it easy with these, they're 39% alcohol and if you're uninitiated in the ways of Jager, could taste nasty to you.
*Note* Destructoid assumes no responsibility for the drink recipes posted by Excremento, nor the actions taken from imbibing said drinks, neither does Excremento. Remeber kids, drink in moderation you don't want alcohol poisoning. As always have something to eat before imbibing.
Well, I hope you guys all like it, please let me know what you think!