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Look, I Drink -- Coonskin and Bones
Excremento | 4:46 PM on 10.24.2007 16 comments


Look, I drink.



And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults?

Coonskin and Bones



Thanks to Coonskin for naming the character I had in my post last night. Because of his win last night, Coonskin gets the honor of having a drink named after him.

Tonight's recipe is simple compared to the last couple of ones that I've done. But nonetheless should be a staple in your bartending book. It's pretty much a rum and coke with a twist, though its a great recipe if you're trying to watch how many empty calories you intake.

The basic recipe is:

3 Oz Spice Rum
7 1/2 Oz Diet Soda
1/2 Oz Lime Juice

You don't even need a special glass or any special tools to make this one. I'll teach you a little trick though I learned when I was 8, making Rum and Coke's for my old man. When you're trying to figure out how much alcohol to add and you don't have a measuring device, use your fingers as a height guide. 3 Oz = 3 fingers, do like your making a boy scout salute and put them next to your glass horizontally pour til it reaches the top of your index finger, then bingo you have it measured. Pour your coke on top of the rum and then add the lime and you're finished!

For my preferred recipe:

5 Oz Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum
1 Can Coke Zero
1 Oz Real Lime

The drink should look something like this when finished.



There you have it, Coonskin and Bones! Drink freely with these, I can generally get through 3 or 4 before needing to stop for a while or go relieve myself. Its only 9% alcohol so you'll be ok as long as you don't drink too fast. As always have something to eat before imbibing.

*Note* Destructoid assumes no responsibility for the drink recipes posted by Excremento, nor the actions taken from imbibing said drinks, neither does Excremento.



Well, I hope you guys all like it, please let me know what you think!



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whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 16:50
whiteboy0869
Interesting drink, scary pic. Not that I'm very pretty myself. But I like to just drink shit straight. I don't find many mixed drinks very tasty, and I figure the idea is to get drunk, so why not just cut the middleman out and take a fucking swig. Cool either way though man.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 16:57
blehman
Don't even get me staaated on Coonskin and Bones
Milofo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 17:13
Milofo
I prefer some straight up whiskey myself but if chicks like it then I'm all for making some.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 17:18
king3vbo
That sounds tasty
Zarathustra's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 17:43
Zarathustra
Rum and coke with lime is one of my fave drinks. Totally classic.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 17:51
Excremento
@ Fearian

Its called a skin and bones because of the lack of sugars that usually come in a coke (in a can usually 33g sugar I think), but if you use a regular coke, its just a Rum and Coke, if you use Jack, its a Jack and Coke. If you can't get Morgans, try Appleton, if you can't get that, Castillo works good too.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 18:38
Bob Muir
So, Jack and a Coke...is JACK up next?
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 18:45
Excremento
@ Fearian

Check out Pusser's, Bundaberg, Bacardi, Lord Nelson, and Sailor Jerry. Thats all I could find for the UK.
mid3vol's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 19:58
mid3vol
my favorite recipe: beer + beer + beer and so on..
trydizon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 01:57
trydizon
@excremento:
great drink. have you ever tried a flaming dr. pepper? 151 is killer, or that might just be my vagina talking.
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